Name: Bill Burr & Bert Kreischer - The Line Between Funny & Cruel
Uploaded: 2022-06-18T16:20:09.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr & Bert Kreischer - The Line Between Funny & Cruel' from Comedy University on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-06-18. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr & Bert Kreischer - The Line Between Funny & Cruel' from Comedy University on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-06-18. Transcript available.

My dad, one time, we had a day off from school, you know, because it was like a
PTA meeting.
Did a train just go by?
What the fuck is that?
So he came home, right, and we were all fucking jumping around because it was
Tuesday night,
and we had no school Wednesday.
We were jumping around.
Because I was like, what are you guys so excited about?
They're like, oh, we don't have school tomorrow.
They got a PTA meeting.
He goes, oh, that's not what I heard.
I go, what do you mean?
No, no, the teacher said when we left that we had this day off from school,
and he goes, no, I just heard on the radio they canceled that.
You got to go to school tomorrow.
We're like, no way.
He goes, yeah, I just heard on the radio.
We're like, oh, we're a rip-off.
So we went upstairs, did our homework.
He didn't say shit.
Set my alarm to do my paper route, which you could do before all these pedophiles
were fed by social media,
and they came out of the...
You just have dirty old men, right?
That was all it was, right?
We took a little ball grab, and that was all that was going on back then.
A little grab-ass.
A little grab-ass, you know?
Stay away from that guy.
He's a little filthy.
So we set our alarms to do our paper routes.
Got up, crack at dawn, didn't say a word.
Went out.
We did our whole fucking paper routes.
Come back at like 7 in the morning, right?
To sit down and eat breakfast.
He sits down with us.
Doesn't say a fucking word.
Let's just pack up for school.
We walk out the door.
Doesn't say a fucking word.
Finally, we're down at the end of the driveway, waiting at the bus stop.
He drives down in his car with his long driveway.
Great.
Rolled down the window, beeped the horn, waved at us, and drove to work.
Didn't say shit.
And we stood out there for like 90 minutes.
Neighbors were driving by with their kids in the car, slowing down, looking at
us like,
how did they not?
Do they have no friends?
How did they not?
And somebody finally pulled up.
Was like, what are you guys doing?
And we were like, we're waiting for the bus.
And they go, you don't have school today.
And we're like, well, our dad's.
We do.
And we just started saying, oh, our dad's.
I was fucking.
It's the first time I ever called my dad an asshole.
He was laughing so hard on the phone.
He was at work.
He was like, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Dying laughing.
I'm like, dad, you asshole.
And then I got nervous that he was going to get mad.
But he was laughing so hard.
And my mother went along with it, too.
Oh.
That was called toughen you up, right?
Yeah.
That was it.
Yeah.
That was a good one, though.
That's a fucking legit good one.
That's a real.
But that is really a microcosm of my family tree, where we don't know where the
line is
between funny and then crossing the line into cruel.
Doesn't always happen, but it definitely, yeah, there was a lot of drunk
driving going over
that fucking line.
Whoa, hey, that's a school bus full of kids.
Yeah, so.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.