Name: Bill Burr - I'm Sick Of Them Complaining
Uploaded: 2022-07-22T19:23:31.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - I'm Sick Of Them Complaining' from Comedy University on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-07-22. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - I'm Sick Of Them Complaining' from Comedy University on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-07-22. Transcript available.

I got to get home man I'm not feeling well oh are you okay nah it's just
fucking I don't know what
it is tired plus you got a baby kiss the baby um so F is for family is out now
right isn't there
when does this air November 30th it comes out I'm telling everybody all fucking
week November 29th
my wife is like I think it's never there yet she's always right she she's been
annoying the
shit out of me lately because I cook a lot she is the sweetest when I fucking
every time I go down
in the fucking kitchen I'm gonna cook something like before I even get a time
why don't you put
this in it why don't you fucking do this like why don't you fucking just eat it
because I always see
shit and I'm like I want to try and make that and it's like I never get to make
it because she fucks
with it before I get in there it's just like why don't you just fucking do like
I literally today I
was making I was literally making a fucking smoothie and I don't argue with her
anymore I just go for a
walk I go for a walk go out in the garage I have it soundproofed I just play my
drums I literally just
went out there and played like to fucking Pantera for like a half an hour to
like and she still called
me when I was out there like uh no they're relentless they're fucking
relentless and it's one of the major
reasons that men die before women try to say it's because we don't get a
physical every fucking year
it's because they slowly kill us I believe you I've been married for five years
it's true my wife is
generally disappointed with everything everything everything so the compliments
just stop yeah oh
dude dude I just did Madison Square Garden within 36 hours that I was walking
on eggshells in my
fucking own house shut up we didn't even talk about that I'm so excited yeah it's
just like well the
excitement was killed when I came home I had a great 36 hours and then I got
home and you're just like
she's like listen we're not impressed by selling out Madison Square Garden I
love my wife and my wife is as
cool as it gets yeah and I still deal with that shit so I just give her shit
all the time you got
to dish it back I walked my mother alone there she was the best too and I just
came walking in
she was like so Bill and I just said can I just come into a room without you no
demand with something
for me to do she goes I wasn't going to tell you what to do I go so Bill never
ends well so Bill
what would you like to do by yourself today I'm thinking tomorrow yeah it's
like yeah it's just it's
fucking yeah you start feeling like a personal assistant that's how I everyone
every like six
days you have to flip out so they go back to their corner for a little bit and
then they just come
back out again it's just it's really I just want to get to my corner sometimes
yeah and they know
they're going to win because what are you going to leave they're going to get
the house so there's
there's no reason for them to stay there it's you're a paper tiger
I know my brothers will listen to this like yes six brothers yeah that's why I'm
so sick of
listening specifically white women complaining like you know in the United
States of America
it's just like it's like you're so almost me and the amount of shit that I'm
getting for being me
you're right there with me yeah okay but you somehow get this not only do you
get to skate
on the white privilege thing you also get to play a victim too I mean you know
what I mean it's like
shut the fuck up your fucking rosé yeah every day at five in the afternoon go
fuck yourself
telling cops not to shoot you yeah he's fucking white yelling at cops and
punching him shit I mean what
shut the fuck up yeah exactly you know no way yeah yelling at cops that's
insane I mean you can you can
watch hours of youtube videos of white women yelling at cops and punching them
and shit I've been seeing
the videos yeah who are these people where do they come from yeah even as white
as I am my nose is
going to be fucking in the pavement yeah for sure yeah but yeah the cops will
get someone will take a
video of it and then talk about how the cop hates women even though he's been
punched in the face
eight times previous to ray reisinger it's true ah you know it's whatever it's
it's it's a weird time
it is so strange time it is a strange time but I think the right and I yeah and
I think the uh it's
the new normal the people I just think it's gonna come back it's like no I don't
think it's gonna come
back I think I think this this is the way it is now everybody you know outrage
just listen to
non-stop whining I'm not talking about legitimate complaints police brutality
racism homophobia I'm
not talking about that I'm talking about just meaning like whining yeah out
yeah outrage about
everything right now whining about whining but but it's so meta that it fits I
think I'm enjoying
I'm trying to do I'm trying to whine on like two different levels
like I'm just waiting for somebody somewhere in an interview when one of those
just people who's just
whining yeah somebody just be like just fucking just throw their head back and
be like shut up
every every news channel the fucking lottery you're white in America you're
crushing it yeah I'm sorry is
that blonde hair too I don't want to hear it I'm not saying you don't have
problems but there's a bunch
other shit that needs to be solved first before we get to your fucking red
bottom shoes there sweetheart
all right
oh my god
uh
oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.