Name: Bill Burr & Andrew Santino - Minimalism & OCD
Uploaded: 2022-08-08T16:37:18.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr & Andrew Santino - Minimalism & OCD' from Comedy University on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-08-08. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr & Andrew Santino - Minimalism & OCD' from Comedy University on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-08-08. Transcript available.

uh i think somewhere around mtv cribs and then all these real estate shows they
introduced people
to an incredibly stupid lifestyle right that nobody needs to be living and then
all the
celebrities who got on mtv cribs then had to top each other's houses so then
they had everything
all fucking bedazzled and then people thought that that that was wealth right
um yeah and the reality
is is you you know especially during this pandemic he can live like i was
joking with a buddy of mine
the other day he actually texted me dave kushner he does some music for uh f is
for family he goes
you know what's funny he goes i realized that i only really wear three shirts
and i said to him
that's what happens on vacation too the rest of your wardrobe i think is for
your close friends
so you don't bore them right still want to hang out with you so everything like
what do you think of
this little number but in reality you don't need all of this shit so yeah so
what i found
is the combination of being married in the existence of amazon is the ability
of somebody to just sit
there and click and fill up a fucking house that you have no business filling
up so like i've drawn
the gauntlet i was like this is the death house we're dying here so if you want
to be the cat lady
with the boxes up to the fucking ceiling like we have like we we definitely
have like there's uh i mean
i love it to death you always got to say that because the way people fucking
start inferring shit right
right it's doing this for a comedic thing here uh i am into negative space if
that's the right world i
i like open shit i like lessening the percentage of me possibly stubbing my toe
when i walk to the
bathroom to take a leave she's of the other the other side right more shit the
better well i my my
shit behind doors drives me up the fucking wall having to move shit to open
something drives me
up the fucking wall or shit in front of other shit right like we have this
counter space we got this
little thing where all the vitamins are and then all of a sudden she buys too
much cereal now the cereal
is in front of the the vitamins and i just come off like this fucking gestapo
agent going on how is
this acceptable i don't want to be like digging through fucking boxes like
everything
becomes like this little war right like i got this thing in my hand i gotta
move this and then i gotta
open this with my fucking foot or it could just be a nice clear path were you
were you was your like
we share look we share almost too much in common sometimes i feel like it's
gonna it sounds like
i'm placating but my dad was a military kid so my house was spotless and we get
yelled at
constantly for shit being everywhere so me to my wife that sounds like a great
man he is but me to my wife i've taken some of those qualities that i know are
annoying
like i'm such an annoying you're not annoying you're right well not to her
watch somebody scuba
dive through all that shit we've thrown in the fucking ocean you're right shoes
by the door that's
how lame lame i am i don't like too many pairs of shoes by the door it's ocd
when there's too many
shoes my dad used to be like why are shoes by the door which pair are you gonna
wear and i'd go
well that one right there and he goes so the other ones are there to keep it
company because they can
just go back in the fucking closet where they belong so it's like that rhetoric
that was in my head that
now i am using to my house follow or get out of the way applied to shoes i love
your dad i haven't
even met the guy i love him that's exactly right it isn't yeah and it isn't and
then you get called
anal and ocd it's like no no no no no no you're blaming the victim here you're
the other person is
fucking lazy and they're a slob and they don't know where anything is which is
real i'm a combination of
both right i never know where my fucking phone is and i don't know where some
important documents are
but during this this pandemic i've slowly worked my way through all of my shit
and now i kind of know
where everything is oh my god