Name: Bill Burr & Tom Segura - Social Media Trials Need To Stop!
Uploaded: 2022-09-02T17:44:41.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr & Tom Segura - Social Media Trials Need To Stop!' from Comedy University on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-09-02. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr & Tom Segura - Social Media Trials Need To Stop!' from Comedy University on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-09-02. Transcript available.

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right now yes you did back in the day it was your word against theirs and you
actually had to prove
shit and now there's like video evidence and now it's gone past that now where
if it's just somebody
gives a really good detailed story people just go well i mean how could you
make something like that
up yeah and uh that's become due process i feel like now too aren't we moving
towards an age where
like you remember you remember when the um clippers owner got in like trouble
and he uh yes they
recorded his conversation but his mistress did and released it don't you think
we're i mean it might
be past our life if you don't think the police are gonna tap into that hey siri
uh how many
fucking teeth does an alligator have those stupid fucking commercials they talk
about yeah all you
you're recording your entire fucking personal life and that's what i'm saying
and you are gonna be
somebody's gonna and even if if and then you go if i don't do anything wrong
somebody hacks into that
thing i'm saying that and they will they will fucking they will do their their
cut of the the film of
your life and they'll make you look however the you want people are so like it's
dumb to have this
fucking thing laying around it's gonna happen sooner than we think where you're
gonna your
conversations anything you said will be well someone will be able to pull that
out at some
point and be like this is what bill said but this is you know what the thing
about that all of that
shit is is you have to like um this is a time to be fearless yeah and i'm
finding everybody is
like so many people agree on so many different things right now that they are
so afraid to talk
about because you don't want to get in trouble oh my god you don't want to
bring it on to you i don't
want to get you know i don't want to say anything like it's just you know you
got to like you know
wear the all-black tuxedo yeah uh you know we're fighting for their freedom
like anything about
foreign policy anything about all these sexual harassment cases there anything
about anything it's
like there is this one line of thought that you can have and if you don't have
that uh 100
percent if you go a little bit out of the turn go hey there's a little there's
you know there's degrees
any of that shit out the fucking well yeah it's heightened here too it's
heightened well no it's
heightened in social media too because there's always been these nutbags that'll
latch on to one
thing you say but now they can congregate online and they can become an angry
mob and now corporations
listen to these idiot angry mobs yeah and like what you're saying with the
sexual harassment stuff it's
bad enough just being accused of it of course and now everything gets taken
from you and there is no
due process there is no like well hey there's no degrees hey this guy's a rapist
hey this guy said
something wait right hey i had a bad date and then it's just all that's out out
no out in the
fucking woods two behind your ear over and then like some of this shit like i
don't know like what
is the end game it's like these people are they not allowed to to ever earn a
living again yeah are they
supposed to become homeless i i just you know i don't know and but this is the
thing obviously
that behavior is completely unacceptable and you shouldn't be doing it but the
way that they're
they're i just look at it this way it's like this was like a pressure cooker
because
no one was listening so in a way it's it's deserving on the male side that this
is happening but it's
fucking exploding now but any sort of like hey hey okay okay let's let's let's
find out what happened
yeah you know there's there's none of there's none of that i've actually heard
the argument that we
shouldn't break down and explain the degrees and the differences of these
accusations like i've heard
well that i think that's because there needs to be a corrective first right
there needs to be a
correction the pendulum like bill said was so far on this end and everybody's
so fucking angry
so now the pendulum's way here and now with the last thing with the aziz story
i think people are
starting to go well wait a minute maybe there's gray areas to this discussion
it's not just there's
gray areas with everything if you look at people who created law who are way
smarter than me
yeah you know what i mean there's there's there's misdemeanors and then there's
felonies murder one
there's murder two there's manslaughter people that are in this thing with with
their anger especially
if they're emotional about it don't even want to entertain that conversation
they are just like it's
it's like you you're trying to sell somebody like hey armed robbery and shoplifting
are different
right and they're saying no it's all the same somebody took something that's
the same yeah take their
like behead them in the public square i think you're being unreasonable because
you're so emotional
which is a totally fair thing to say but everybody else who's kind of thinking
logically i think is
open to the idea that no the majority of the people are because anytime i've
said that on stage yeah
like there's no like oh my god heckling shouting down there's no like
fucking problems uh same thing when you talk about the war there hasn't really
been any problem but
everybody is afraid to like you know it's it's not good to um you know when it's
it's this level of
emotional reaction yeah to to just just lay back and just be like just okay
just don't get involved
don't get involved because it's gonna you know god i mean you know this the
thing about a sex thing
is if you if you just get accused of it i've said for the longest time like if
you get accused of rape
they shouldn't show your face or name until you're convicted right because once
somebody just gets
accuses you of it you're fucked you're done not to mention even if you were
just accused of it like
everybody in your own like personal life you work that's gonna get out of
course and now social media
everyone's gonna rat you out anyways and it's just like there's there's no
comeback from that and if
you're actually innocent and i've seen people going like well the instances of
that are really rare it's
like look them up yeah there's enough of them that there should be some sort of
thing like that but
i just don't think you can keep anything under a lid anymore but um i really do
believe that it's a time
for like you know uh to not be afraid um when you're on stage especially as a
comedian like all like
they're just starting to like you know uh paint it's just the weirdest thing
like when i was i was
on stage i was joking with it was like this younger crowd and usually when you
get to my age you start
getting 50 it's like you kind of become like the cornball like hey take my wife
please you know like
your style becomes old but they are so under a microscope they act like old
people so like i was
watching i was at a show last night there was a couple guys like my age we're
like the edgy guys
right we should be the cornballs right looking at the 20 something year olds in
the crowd being like
jesus christ these people are going to be running the nation oh my god remember
back in our day we
just did dick jokes what are these i'm not really saying the comedians i'm just
saying the way the
crowd yes it's like you're on doing a bunch of old people on a cruise ship yeah
yeah yeah
well you know it's interesting we had a dinner with someone that has three 25
year old children
and he was saying how these kids are so terrified now because of the whole yeah
uh you know me too
or the sexual harassment stuff they're so under a microscope like you said that
every move is like
can i ask a girl i don't know what to do like they're so too less that last
night i was at the laugh
factory and as i was walking out i was looking at my phone and there was a waitress
in front of me and
like i don't i i don't i just didn't see her and i bumped and i bumped into
like her backside like
her back all the way down i just went oh i go sorry about that and she goes
yeah it's cool i was like
oh thank god
oh my god