Name: Bill Burr - Destroys ESPN's Body Issue
Uploaded: 2022-09-22T20:58:05.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Destroys ESPN's Body Issue' from Comedy University on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-09-22. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Destroys ESPN's Body Issue' from Comedy University on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-09-22. Transcript available.

by the way can we make fun of the ESPN nude uh uh issue the body issue we've
talked about on our
show stupidest thing so here was they showed like a video of him jumping
through the air
with a football over his junk like what the fuck are we doing here well so our
attitude
so the body issue came out originally and we know the guys who helped create it
because they
helped create our show cheap seats oh sorry oh that's some of the most creative
people i've ever
seen no we have the same beef with it what a vision we have the beef on it i
always wanted to see
peyton manning's taint thank you thank you so when it came out originally
the thing of it was they got serena williams in the first one they're like okay
we're going to show a
body that isn't traditional that we don't all traditionally think is beautiful
this is a woman
with curves this is a woman who's got muscles this is a different body that we're
going to show you
with no clothes on that's to me revolutionary now it's like i don't want to see
ezekiel elliott naked
great i'm glad he's got a great body works out a lot i don't care you you play
for the nfl and
you have a good body surprise to me show me a body issue that's all punters
show me a body issue
that's the senior senior pga fred couples leaning over why do they keep saying
you know what i'm so
fucking sick of that they say men don't like curves and all of this someone
that said that i don't
know who the fuck came up with that men don't like curves dude i said like uh
that thing you know
a traditional body that we got it's like they've always showed like i don't
know i've always looked
at curvy women like who doesn't who wants to fucking just looking at like a
piece of plywood
nobody i don't understand what they're talking about and they get like this but
they sell magazines
that way if they were to put a curvy woman i don't know would they would they
sell it's all right
would they sell magazines that's the question yes i don't know i agree i think
they would i think it's
i think they're afraid no i think it's a self-imposed yeah more thing in the
fashion
industry where they're all starving and they all look like cigarettes they look
like cigarettes with
fucking legs and it's this self-imposed fucking thing i think half the shit
that women think about
their bodies is from other women not from fucking guys dude i watched this this
sketch i love snl
not shitting on the show but they did a sketch this weekend called like it was
this women's place
and it was called like uh chonk it was funny like i'm watching the sketch i'm
laughing because they
were like talking about you know oh different size women plus size women shop
it chonk and they were
saying this funny way like they were making them feel and the women kind of
look at this face like
are you shitting on me so that was funny but then they get to the end of the
sketch and then they go
uh you know and then we also have a men's store just called regular clothes and
they show you know
bigger size guys that's what the fuck you damn big and tall yeah yeah yeah yeah
i remember buddy
mine hated going in there it's like rock rock because they couldn't call it fat
and fuck
you know what i mean it's just like what are you talking about this shit is
just so much of this
shit is in your fucking head and this idea that guys can walk around and be
these fat fucks yeah and
they don't get shit on they don't get picked on i remember there's a kid in my
my school he had
fucking man tits yeah and one time we all hazed him because he was playing on
the skins and he would
never take his shirt off and the gym teacher made him take his shirt fucking
humiliated the kid
oh my god phil mickelson's got big phil mickelson's got bigger tits than most
models he always sweats
underneath his got just a little amount smiles if you if you irrigated if you
tried to irrigate
the sweat under phil mickelson's man boobs you could probably handle the
drought crops in the san
joaquin valley you can end the drought here and the drought in california if he
wringed out his
man tit sweat we could have oranges again down in orange county you could have
guys on the freeway
we could have almonds up in fucking modesto thank you global warming would end
yes from his sweat
just have to desalinize his sweat he could cool the earth
oh my god