Name: Bill Burr & Joe Rogan - I interviewed a GOLD DIGGER
Uploaded: 2022-11-09T20:17:28.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr & Joe Rogan - I interviewed a GOLD DIGGER' from Comedy University on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-11-09. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr & Joe Rogan - I interviewed a GOLD DIGGER' from Comedy University on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-11-09. Transcript available.

I met I met these two chicks at the at the comedy club there and I'm shooting
the shit with them
and I say so what do you guys do and they said we're gold diggers and I was
like what what
straight up they go gold diggers so at that point it just all went out the
window for me now I just
become like Dick Cavett I just start interviewing him I go how do you gold dig
in fucking Cleveland
I go there's nothing here where do you go and they just go steak houses and it
just all made
sense those old fucking guys who just focused on their career and they're
trading in they just go
in there and they had the whole system worked out with they you go in pairs and
then they always want
to take them to a Cavaliers game so you don't go in their car you drive your
own car there never drink
a drink that you or your friend didn't see him make and you basically then you
you get to that level
your your court side and then you try to make eyes with the fucking Cavalier
guy and then you you
fucking ditch them and try to go to that fucking after party wow fucking riveting
I was gonna try
to get my podcast I lost that goddamn number I said that dude like for 45
minutes jaw on the ground I
don't know why they would just straight up 100% honest and it was just this is
why you were on stage
no no no no no this is all you know afterwards I was baffled I thought I'm not
sorry them in the
audience no no I said I said at the bar oh I feel like spider there in good
fellas I said I said I
said I was at the bar holy shit that's hilarious why would they just tell you
like that I don't know
but it was fucking it was awesome they were we were in Vegas once and there was
this girl uh it was me
and all these jujitsu guys and they were all like uh you know the girl was like
pretty hot and uh she
was by herself and um I uh slowly asked around I was like oh is she with him no
is she with him no
how did she get here I go that girl just walked up and started talking to
everybody and he goes yeah I
go oh okay and then uh she asked me something and I go how much do you charge
and she goes
depends on what you want and the all the guys like oh they stopped everybody's
jaw dropped and shit got
real it was like whoa like I just called her I just you know I go how much do
you charge and she just
stopped she's like what are you guys talking about and I was like whoa and none
of them knew none of them
had any idea she was probably thinking for the half hour one of these fucking
idiots gonna realize
no one no one knew they were all joking around with her she was feeling their biceps
and
you know and you know they were they were talking what's your favorite position
shit got crazy quick dude I remember one time I was I was in Vegas right
and and I was doing the improv and at the end of the show there was this just
not even a
beyond a cougar what do they call them saber tooth like this chick was like in
her 50s
tanned all wrinkled up so she fucking yeah so she fucking shows up
and it's me and this other guy I don't name names but he was he was like older
tell me what his name is not him I don't even fucking remember his name on
purpose right
so we're standing there and she's talking to him he's talking to me blah blah
blah
she's finally going hey you want to hang out so we're like yeah yeah let's
fucking hang out
so you end up going to O'Shea's which is like you can play like nickel craps
it's like the biggest fucking white trash place I've ever been to in my life so
we're fucking talking
to this girl for 45 minutes it's getting boring so finally she goes to the
bathroom and the older comic
looks at me he goes jesus christ you're gonna fucking make a move on this broad
or what
I go me I thought you were indoor and he goes no and we just like silence he
goes you want to get
out of here oh yeah we just turned around we left like fucking school kids I
couldn't even feel my
legs I was laughing so hard as we left there and I actually now have an
unbelievable amount of guilt
that we left her in the sorryest fucking casino
clearly saying I will blow either one of you and we and that that wasn't enough
like she just
literally her pussy bottomed out like that was it that was the over that's it
just it just closed up
that's a solid hit to the self-esteem it's like when one of those legendary diners
finally goes out of
business and everybody gets sad goes down there for one last corned beef
sandwich
before they turn it into a best buy no whatever yeah I tried to put a button on
it they're not all
gems star diner white plains new york I know what you're talking about yeah
absolutely we've been
making corned beef sandwiches for 60 years