Name: Bill Burr & Brendan Schaub - Working A Job You HATE
Uploaded: 2022-11-19T18:35:01.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr & Brendan Schaub - Working A Job You HATE' from Comedy University on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-11-19. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr & Brendan Schaub - Working A Job You HATE' from Comedy University on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-11-19. Transcript available.

You
Anybody that's thinking about doing what you have to do you have to the same
Way you get into stand-up or get into anything you have to do it because you
love it
Yeah, and then if you love it, you'll have a passion and you will stick with it
despite what's going on
But if you don't love it, it's being a comedian or an actor or be in
construction
I got construction and I didn't love it. Dude. I lasted eight days
Me too. Eight days, dude. I've never been that fucking exhausted. I was just a
grunt
I remember I couldn't make enough sandwiches. I would be eating three
sandwiches for lunch and I was still losing weight
Still losing weight. We were roofing in July
And yeah, and I was just
I remember the my favorite part of that fucking job in the eight days
Was we had to do you know, you snap the chalk line for to line a thing up on
the board
We were doing it in the basement of the house. It was all fucking dirt and it
was actually cool down there
And we were redoing this house and I remember
I'm hanging outside an unfinished window
Sticking the thing up making the scaffolding for this irish guy kept going billy.
You must work quicker
And I was like listen, man. I never put one of these fucking things up before
you want me to go faster
I'll go faster. He's like guys you're fucking shite and
And right over the fence was this house with a pool and it was summer vacation
There was kids like my age and you could see was like the quarterback of the
football team these hot chicks and all that's my whole life
and they would remember the one time and just looking up and I was just going
what the fuck am I doing with my I have my whole life
Oh, dude fucking be miserable
I should be doing what that I mean, dude, they were just like like that's it
And because they were so good-looking you could tell they were popular. He didn't
have one ounce of guilt like me
If I stretched out I would look down a bit like I would have like started
cleaning the pool. I would have felt guilty this guy
He did everything but just sit there drinking iced tea and give me the little
toodaloo fucking worst thing ever
Well, if I don't love what I'm doing, I'm the worst worker of all time. I break
stuff steal stuff quit
It's not for me. There was a guy on the construction site to wear the same
jeans every day
And he had no underwear on and there was a hole right to the left of his
fucking junk work where the pocket should be
And I remember one point I was bent down picking something up and he stepped
over something in the whole move like it's like like junk
I remember standing up like even like but he was the brother of the guy I was
working for dude
You want to put some fucking something some evil knievel fucking underwear
something on under roof something wrap it up
Just when he didn't think he could get any works
Duct tape dude on there stepped right over and you know, I thought it was weird
then
But now like, you know with all the information now about fucking weird like
like I thought he was he was getting
He was getting off on something man. Like that's just fucking weird. Hey boys.
Look at this
Yeah, that's weird. Not in like a gay way. I think in general. He was just like
a weird bird. Yeah
Sort of peeing on his territory
Hey, don't forget who you're working for what's my day here's my situation. You're
fucking you're a fucking prepubescent college boy
Oh, dude. I mean that was it was so fucking shocking like if I sat down with
the police sketch artist
It's still fucking I could get it about here
Here here are the weeds over here
And here's the dead body his dead body with a mass
Oh, my God.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.