Name: Bill Burr - Exposes Dental Scams (It's a Business)
Uploaded: 2022-12-30T17:00:29.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Exposes Dental Scams (It's a Business)' from Comedy University on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-12-30. Transcript available.

I
Worked in a dental office. It's a business
I'm telling you yeah, you know, it was that was the craziest thing when I
worked there
I realized that just like comedians there were there was good dentists there
was hacks
There was it's so true dude. There was one fucking guy this just stood like
He was he always vacationed in Florida, and he just was trying to get to that
vacation and he just fucking
He would just fuck it. You know if you had two cavities suddenly you had five
And he's just going to town. It's just like the same thing of the guy at Midas
You just need the muffler and he wants to replace it from the block all the way
to the bay
Get a busted aspirated tube. You see the series. He's jabbing it with a
screwdriver
He was doing that with people's teeth. Well, that's what's fucked up about it
It's the part of your body
Correct Correct removing that's why the dentists
This is more fucked up than the mechanic because at least the mechanic is
fucking with an inanimate object
But the dentist is like what the doctor is like. Let's just fuck with this guy
You know fuck them. Yeah, I got to go to Florida. I got to get to Florida. No
you take an oath
Basically that you won't do that shit that you're going to uphold
Whatever whatever medicine you're in whatever you're not going to do stuff like
that, but you know
No, I've always been for more dental oversight people do
Dude, I went to a dentist out here and they said I you know, you're grinding
your teeth
You need a night guard and they gave it to me and they didn't do the impression
right and next thing you know
My fucking jaw was like I would yawn
I'd have to like pop it back in
You know, it's funny I
I so fucking hate like just phone calls and being like yeah
I came in on this day and then this happened that I just I just ignore I just
threw it out
I never bitched and it kind of just went away
But I could have sued right I could have sued got one of those dental chairs in
my fucking living room
Yeah, just laid back watching the nhl network always asking your wife for the
spit cup
Honey, get me that fucking spit cup. I want in the suit
Fucking with my dog with that air thing
I have a great time, but I didn't I didn't tie up the courts with that frivolous
soup
My dentist wears hawaiian shirts. They all do. I thought that's that's every
dentist
I think they all get issued hawaiian shirts when they finish dental school and
Tanks and nitrous and they're all fucked up
That's because they're all fucked up on the nitrous and they're they're jimmy jimmy
buffett fans every single fucking dentist
You know, I gotta defend the dentist what it is is most people your father
Most people don't brush their fucking teeth and then they blame the victim us
who was working there
Because we came in and saw the fucking nightmare of you know, what did you do
in the dental?
I just handed my dad the stuff and what was funny was he I was started doing
stand-up with at the time
And he you know, I was living at home
So he knew when I would like be getting off work and like driving up to maine
To do a gig and then we'd have like a seven o'clock patient and I'd come in
I wouldn't be worth shit, and we'd be doing like an extraction and he would
literally start trashing me
Like right in front of the patient
It's like come on for christ's sake bill get your head in the game you're out
to lunch right and he would like mumble
He would mumble the instruments
Just to set me up to fail and be like what and so you'd be like
And fucking walk around the person
And grab it yeah members what was it?
What 151
34 hemostatin suture that's what it was 151 was a
150 or 151 so the 150 used to always fuck me up because the 150 was the upper
and
151 was the lower, but i'm thinking my head higher number it goes 150 151. I
fuck that up all the time
How you just see dentists in bars talking this shit?
Ah, the 150 and the 151 always fuck me up. Johnny routes for everybody
Routes for everybody
That hema soja is nuts today
I work with the guy he was like 70 in the early 90s all right and
He he had this ash forcep which is for yanking out the front ones that he had
he had uh traded
A typewriter for in world war ii. I swear to god
And this fucking thing
Had gone through the sterilizer so many times it was it was so fucking right
It was a rusted clearly rusted and he used to just stick this thing in people's
mouth
Nobody would say you'd see people wanting to say something, but they're like he's
a doctor
I can't say anything and then finally somebody said something finally after
fucking two three years of working with this guy
Somebody finds it dude. You're not putting in my mouth
He goes it's all rusty and all the guy had was oh, it's not that bad
That's all he said
Shit now and that was the height of like the the the the hiv age scare and oh
my god
You know it's fucking in the air and everything so he had like 50 pairs of
gloves on and this guy
Was so fucking old school they were the guy he was from that generation
You just had the mirror in your mouth that you fuck you know in your pocket. He
just fucking used on everybody
so
One of the famous ones that he had
We were fucking numbing up this dude to yank something out. I can't remember
And he leaves oh, we were taking an impression that right and then he came back
in to take it out
And he took it out the guy said to me goes dr. So-and-so he goes why do you
gloves taste like salt?
They're like salty he just goes he goes oh, I just had a couple of french fries
I swear to god
Oh my God, uh, uh, uh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.