Name: Bill Burr - Gets Scammed out of 50 Bucks by Joe DeReosa
Uploaded: 2023-08-13T16:28:43.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Gets Scammed out of 50 Bucks by Joe DeReosa' from Comedy University on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-08-13. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Gets Scammed out of 50 Bucks by Joe DeReosa' from Comedy University on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-08-13. Transcript available.

we are we are so how do you feel about me being tied to you for the next year
okay to go with
uninformed uh with our percentages uh i feel you know what i feel 78 percent
that you're going to
do the right thing but i know you're going to you're going to do something what
kind of thing
is that i'll tell you why because was it three years ago you helped me move
sort of you just
showed up with like other comics right and you were looking for stage time that's
why you showed
up and all you would do was you would you would rather than actually move you
would just look at
heavy boxes and then just sit there and rub your head acting like you were
trying to do this physics
problem like ah god how do i how do i get my arms underneath that and i was
there because you paid
me fifty dollars i paid it was a paid spot you paid me fifty dollars you cheap
bastard to move your
you paid me and kurt fifty dollars steve burn didn't take the money steve burn
didn't take
the money and you pay you got us to move all yours for a hundred dollars you
know how much it would
have cost you to hire manpower to do that any idea joe first of all oh exactly
it would have cost me
more that's why i got you but you got stage time out of it i put i got no stage
time out of it it
happened it's on the internet i got no joe helps bill move dot com it's on the
internet and not only
that you didn't even do anything i watched the truck you didn't do sh you you
watch the truck that's
what the broad does we should give you an apron you know what you didn't do you're
gonna make
me look cheap dude you did not you got the job you paid for you got the job you
paid for and i was
the only one with balls enough to give you that kind of job you're lazy
everybody else was carrying
boxes where does this go bill where would you like your drum set mr burr let's
back up for a second
first of all it was a studio apartment all right let's not make it sure let
make it seem like i
had like a studio there was room what happened to your voice right there do you
hear that in his
voice that's why he can't pick up oh my god it's too heavy i'll watch the truck
you know what i should
i should have got 51 bills and slapped them right in your unappreciative face
you think you could have
carried 51 bills that you over to the next diner you yeah i'm not you gave us
you gave us a hundred
bucks total to move your that would have cost you five hundred dollars to get
professional guys to
come in and do that my it wouldn't have got broken i didn't break your that
wouldn't be standing around
i've been taking blame for breaking your for the last three years i didn't
break that picture
you didn't break it was kurt mesker but you know what he was trying you know
what i mean it's like
he dove for the ball he didn't catch it well i can't get mad at him as opposed
to you who pull up
because you're afraid of getting hit over the middle you know a retarded kid
tries you can give him
something to carry it on the staff what's that point i said a retarded kid
tries i mean what you
know he gets an e for effort but he's still useless that's that's where you
have to take this
argument what you have to make fun of people no i'm not making fun of retarded
but i'm saying you
support the terrible job that you did helping me move and you got fifty dollars
the only person
with a mental problem was the guy that thought it was adequate to give fifty
dollars to get guys to
move his here here we go in another update from steve sean sean sean's in here
sean's our fill-in
producer so are the other phones going to be on at any point uh hopefully i'm
calling the five
minutes okay great are the microphones on is this being broadcast or are we
just going to run this
later sean ladies and gentlemen is filling in for danny tonight i'm missing
danny because i'm
definitely missing phones work when danny was here sean can you hear the is the
mic picking up the
laughter through the open door i got you guys five minutes five minutes i
promise there it is sean i
don't like your used car salesman smile it's really starting to annoy me you
called him my coke head
smile last time oh is that what it is whatever it is it involves something
illegal he has he has
a smile like jack nicholson and batman when he's sitting across the boardroom
table before he
electrocutes that guy you know what i hate all of those movies what one i like
the original ones
with burt ward the one i like those i don't like i don't like the tim burton
ones but i like the
christian bale one that one was good i fell asleep joe that's a shame it's only
because i was tired
that's a shame were you tired from moving stuff around you big tough man no i
wasn't tired i was
tired from hiring glorified open micers who were middling for some reason you
didn't pick up a
but you didn't do you were the laziest i didn't get you were you you shamed
your egyptian heritage
we didn't move anything you know what i learned but wait a minute shut up you
know what i learned by
watching you help me move the egyptians did not build the pyramid we didn't
move a goddamn
The Egyptians enslaved people to do it for them. That's a fact.