Name: Bill Burr destroys Barry Katz for 10 minutes straight!
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr destroys Barry Katz for 10 minutes straight!' from Comedy University on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-09-07. Transcript available.

Bill Burr that was a little mix up with where we were supposed to be waiting we
were supposed
to start a half hour ago no big deal if I was gonna be pissed off you'll be
that first gig I
ever did for you and I didn't get the f***ing money do you remember which one
that was no but
I love that you can sit across me and think it's funny that's why you made it
this business you
didn't give a yeah you know how much did you not get paid like 75 bucks which
was a lot and then
years later your office called yeah Barry owes you 75 I was like he doesn't
know me like I didn't want
anything I was pissed at you for a long time about that I really stiffed you
for 75 dollars yeah then
you try then you tried to make it up afterwards and then when you made it then
you paid us but
my thing was like what if you didn't make it you would have disappeared in the
ether well I'm just
glad I paid you no I actually refused the money that's the stubborn Irishman I
was like that I
knew you when before you bought your f***ing Magnum PI wannabe Ferrari that hunk
of s*** it was like the
worst Ferrari ever man then your dumb was pulling up in front of the club with
the convertible top
down it was just like you were so clueless about how hated you were it was
hilarious you think I was
clueless oh well you I don't know what you were just man you're gonna be a big
star you're gonna be
but you should have ran for office you're like Clinton just how you doing oh
just going through
the whole thing you were Barry you've always been one of the great characters
in this business I
love you to death but I wouldn't open a lemonade stand with you Barry where's
the lemonades where's
the lemons where are they but you said something really interesting about that
about how I was
clueless about how much people hated me you had to have been the level of
arrogance to then
owe all these comics money and then pull up in that f***ing Magnum PI it was
black right black on
black yeah but I just got it buddy I just picked it up we're f***ing sitting
there like f***s my 75
bucks you probably spent 75 in gas to get here you asshole that Ferrari cost 75
dollars I know it was a
hunk of s*** but it was just just the fact that the guy that was 75 bucks I don't
care what year it is
is f***ing driving around in a Ferrari it was hilarious but you refused the 75
yeah because I was looking at it like I didn't refuse it you didn't f***ing pay
me and then like a year
and a half later you one of your f***ing secretaries calls up yeah I think
Barry owes your f***ing money
for playing Uncle F***ies in New Hampshire at that point it's like keep your f***ing
money and I know what
you're doing now I know what you're doing I'm fueling this pod no you weren't I
had done well
enough in New York like well there's a guy I'm gonna run into maybe I ought to
give him the gas money I
owed him I love you Barry I'm just breaking your balls that's all no I love to
have my balls broken
especially by somebody like you you still read those mind control books I
remember he used to go into his
office he'd have books behind him as he's trying to sell you on his
representation about mind control
on the f***ing bookshop it's like this guy he can't be serious this has to be a
sketch
it always felt like a sketch with you it's like this guy can't be this guy
I even sat even like when I was upstairs waiting for you I was like is this
another Barry Katz mind game
and I was just like I don't f***ing need this s*** I was on my way out I was
going down the escalator
all right he's reached his breaking point now go get him go get him
now he's at the right mindset so we'll have a good party that's the way you ran
the f***ing Boston Comedy Club
he used to come down there he had like two minutes of material you put us on
after f***ing Red Johnny and the Round Guy
like one in the morning is there flipping on and off the lights doing it takes
two
I think Dane Cook was the only one who survived that test all of us walked out
of there with a big f***ing nod on our eye
buddy you're just not ready you're just not ready for New York yet
there was a method to the madness of putting people on after great hard working
and audience appealing acts
I'm a Bobby Knight fan too I understood I understand I understand it was it was
and you know something
there were a lot of comedians that were terrified of that club and they chose
not to get over the fear and stay uptown
Bobby Kelly used to call them the sweater comics
they'd sit up there with their sweaters going yeah you know the downtown area
you gotta work a lot more blue
and blah blah blah it's like no you're f***ing scared
no these I used to walk by the Boston Comedy Club during the day and I would
get butterflies
just looking going oh man that f***ing place it was a house of horrors had that
awful f***ing porno red awning
before the blue one that dirty red Port Authority shithole but I loved it man
some of my most favorite sets I ever had
and Talon and Will used to do the uh the uptown show yeah the black show black
show there you go old school
saying it the right way we'll put the uh black guys on Sunday night unless
unless it's Chappelle
it was Chappelle Tony Woods and like Ian Edwards the only black guys allowed on
from Monday to Saturday
and then you stuck the rest of them maybe I can get you a deaf jam or something
like that I don't know
what did you say your name was again is it Sadale or Jerome
one time Dan Cook went on stage and there was a guy in the front row holding
two grocery bags in each arm
and he's just looking up at day with a serious face and Dan looks down at me
and says
you better be funny man and Dan looks at him and says why is that he's like I
got ice cream
what he was really mad at is he doesn't know how to say no to people in life
the guy should have said
no I got ice cream he didn't know how to say it and then he then I love that he
gets so mad that he
then heckles Dane always did great in that club Dane was fearless he was
fearless he came down and I
remember I remember Jason Steinberg saying like I couldn't bury him I couldn't
bury him and then I was
like I knew you guys tried to fucking do that Jason Steinberg was the manager
of the club back then
yeah yes I used to remember thinking like they're doing this on purpose I mean
I can't always have
to go on after Chappelle there has to be a slot open where it's not after him
or Red Johnny and
uh Tony Woods Chappelle would sit here and tell you that I put him on after
Charlie Barnett
all the time what in like the park no in the club Charlie used to work he did
but I'd get him to
come over and play all right for those who don't know Charlie was the greatest
street performer
of all time he played Washington Square Park how much do you owe him
he probably took money out of his out of his hat
Charlie was a notorious drug user yet he never saw him do drugs and he used to
do shows he never ever
did laundry he would just do shows and then he would just give his clothes to a
homeless person and
buy new clothes and he taught Chappelle how to do the part in that order though
right not in that order of course
New York was a looser time back then I just want to share something to the
audience
I am crying I am laughing so hard I am like all the way to the fucking bank
I will forever break your balls I've been waiting to break your balls about
this for fucking ever
laughing all the way to the bank I didn't do 19 straight shows at the Wilbur
theater my friend
I fucking I listen to your podcast no you don't yeah and some of the comics
that come on here I'm like
how are they not bringing this up how are we ignoring this whole fucking aspect
of your goddamn career
I can't wait to have Maureen listen to this fucking thing she's gonna be dying
laughing
Maureen Terry that's right we do the Patrice O'Neill benefit oh god you do not
listen to this
podcast when you have time to listen no I listened because you had Anthony
Clark on yes who's one of the
greatest storytellers amazing I've ever met he's just so effortlessly funny and
he encompasses what
I love the most in funny people is I love super smart people that are silly
that's my favorite thing
he's silly Patrice was silly all of these like the people that I really love
you know what I mean
because they'll blow your mind with some sort of thing like observation but
then they'll just say
like the silliest shit ever and you just you just feel like you're in high
school again I love it
to give you an idea what Bill's talking about I was just thinking about Anthony
Clark the other day
because one of his lines which technically on paper you don't know if it's
supposed to be funny but he
said Chihuahua you don't even have to take for walks you just hold it out the
window and squeeze
all the way he goes you just take it out and you squeeze
it's just so silly but so funny yeah yeah that coat doesn't know what it wants
to be
it's like you sewed 12 different coats it's a parker it's got shoulder pads it's
a fucking warm-up jersey
that is the worst fucking coat I've ever seen in my life
as Jeffrey Ross would say this is my forever 41 outfit
that piece of shit Ferrari you had that is the exact coat you should have been
wearing when
you're fucking pulled up I can't do this I didn't know what you're doing then
you got your diesel jeans on and these fucking awful cowboy boots
these Rob Halford studs in them what are you gonna fit you're in your 50s you're
a fucking mess dude
put on a suit like a gentleman would you get that on a taping of suddenly Susan
i can't all right let's get on with the questions barry are there questions
dude this is the most unartistic fucking vibe of a room ever
i'm sorry it can't be the all things comedy podcast stupid logo up here on this
fucking flat screen
he had the nerve to call this place a studio it's a fucking conference room
these fucking staples chairs with the wheels on them
this is actually gonna hurt my career to be here
oh we were gonna sign you on to do two lines in that fucking movie but you did
barry cat's podcast in his studio
all right
you know what it is barry is i don't give a shit about your fucking questions i
just wanted to see you and break your balls that's my favorite thing i wish you
hung out more
those aren't even boots those are low top
you got the rest of the boot on layaway you cheap fuck
Oh my god! Uh-uh.