Name: Bill Burr - How I Became Religious Again!
Uploaded: 2023-10-08T17:46:46.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - How I Became Religious Again!' from Comedy University on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-10-08. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - How I Became Religious Again!' from Comedy University on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-10-08. Transcript available.

but i trash biden right i trash biden and then all the trump people go nuts
right and then i
always go i'm not saying this in a pro-trump way and then i make fun of donald
trump right
my favorite thing to do is make fun of you know how he says he's a good
businessman
you know what i mean every casino i've ever performed in he's going bankrupt he's
literally
in a casino town he can't keep it profitable so i i just do that i do that and
uh and i come out
of it and i kind of like you know i am i am not trying to do that i'm not
trying to be like
divisive i'm trying to get you know hopefully maybe bring us together by seeing
the flaws on both sides
well more have a have an hour where everybody's just sort of like like just
realizing everything
is just kind of ridiculous like the whole thing's ridiculous nobody's really
100 right nobody's 100
wrong it's all sort of fucking silly and it's stupid and it's it's designed to
fail that's our world yes
wow that turned dark we're designed to fail yes and i blame god and not a lot
of people don't
do you believe in god are you are you religious uh i was and then i wasn't and
now i am again
what happened uh i got past organized religion and i was like this was this is
always them trying
to explain what they didn't understand so they don't understand it doesn't just
because they
don't understand it or they use it in the wrong way doesn't mean that it's not
there
so i'm trying to have my own like uh cult
is that really a scratch on your forehead from a child or is that a mark no
that was a yeah it was
a ritual um no i'm just i'm kind of just having my own i'm just kind of having
my own thing all right
you know i like whatever my idea of it isn't any any better than your idea is
any more right or wrong
and like what's your idea i want to hear your idea my idea i just think that it's
the earth is more
like his like just like sort of an artist right and then he just designed these
things to fuck with
each other for like his own entertainment you know what i mean like you got as
a comedian though it
doesn't know it's not always fun i don't think i don't think he cares that's my
thing i don't think
that he cares what happens to you if he cares he wouldn't make serial killers
which he does he does
make serial killers and i'm sick of him pawning that off on the devil because
he also created the devil
that is also his creation so shouldn't he just handle that like why doesn't he
just handle that
shit why do we have to deal with it why is there this big fucking test well it
doesn't make any
fucking sense the whole thing is fucking stupid the whole thing is fucking if
you just look at animals
what do animals do nothing and then you look how some are just out there with
teeth like mine
running next to these monsters and they get ripped apart and eaten alive and he
made that too
so like he's he's not you know i don't think he's like the most you know chill
dude right you've become
so spiritual since the last time we we talked i don't think i was expecting
that take but it's a
beautiful take you should open up the church of burr but the church of burr i
don't understand why he
drops you in this cesspool and then shit happens to you and then the end of
your life he's yelling
you like what the fuck was that what the fuck was that was what you made it was
what the fuck you
made and i ran into all those fucking assholes i don't want to be like this you
think i want to be a
fucking angry lunatic well i think you know it's funny maybe if you tried a
little harder with some
of the people in my life when you made them you lazy cunt instead of fucking
working six days and
putting your feet up and that's it let the thing just go where it's gonna go
and then it's my
responsibility this little fucking speck on this fucking planet oh fuck
yourself
i'm not really saying it to him i'm saying it to like all organized religions i
don't want to i
so you believe in a fucking cunt i believe that god is everything i'm with you
and he's also a cunt
can we put that in the uh in the liner in the thumbnail i don't know we found
god he's a cunt
but i definitely i do believe that the only power that you do have is to try to
be nice to people
that's really at the end of it that's all you have even wow that is a great
ending to that rant
yeah god's a cunt so be nice i don't have to go down to his level
this is where the ego comes in i put myself above god and then i start my cult
oh my god