Name: Bill Burr - Who's tougher? UFC or WWE
Uploaded: 2023-11-03T19:41:48.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Who's tougher? UFC or WWE' from Comedy University on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-11-03. Transcript available.

I want to get him back in the UFC to fight Fedor.
I would love to know what was more taxing on his body, MMA, because you're
training seven
days a week for three months at a pop or four months at a pop to fight this guy,
and fighting-
But wrestling, you've got to fight like four times a week.
Yeah, but wrestling, you don't get kicked in the solar plexus and punched in
the face until
you have to give out, tap out.
He got kicked out of him a lot.
Yeah.
You know, you don't do that in wrestling, for real.
But you didn't do like four times a week.
And his fights are long in wrestling.
I'm not talking about-
It's like 40 minutes.
He's a big event.
Yeah, but wrestling is a timed out event.
You can take breaks.
It's real.
Wrestling is real.
I mean, the bumps-
Dan, Dan, settle down.
Dude, I met Hulk Hogan.
That's great.
That guy used to be six foot seven.
He's six foot four now from doing that finishing move of leaving up in the air
and landing-
Wait a minute.
What did you say?
He was six foot seven and he's six foot four?
Yeah, he's got total back problems.
Dude, if you look at his arms, because I saw his arms, like this guy isn't as
big as I thought
he was.
Dude, his arms hang down to his fucking knees.
Like a gorilla?
Because he has the wingspan of a six foot seven guy who's now six foot four.
Dude, I'm telling you, man.
Like people think because it's fake fighting.
You know what I'm saying?
No, I absolutely-
I'm not disrespecting all these fucking disrespects.
Like you're a fucking idiot.
Like I'm gonna get all these-
I didn't say what I would, you know, what's real versus what's fake.
I'm saying as far as wear and tear on your body for fucking four times a week
to do a-
Your finishing move, I do a double backflip off the turn drop and I land on
some guy's stomach.
But those-
But Brock Lesnar was a-
Brock Lesnar was not that guy.
You're talking about the Flyers.
Brock Lesnar was a-
I'm talking about wrestlers.
They're the last of the-
Yeah, Brock Lesnar was a big guy.
Hulk Hogan, big guy.
Those guys had finished-
Their finishing moves were just picking somebody up and throwing-
Well, Hogan jumped on his ass-
No, early on.
Early on.
Every night.
No, Hogan-
Yeah, but the bigger guys don't get hurt as much as if you look now at
wrestling.
There's no more big guys because of steroids and all that shit.
It's the personality that's out there now.
John Cena's not-
He's pretty big.
He's one of the last ones.
You know, The Rock was one of the big ones.
Brock was a big one.
They're not-
They don't have any fucking big motherfuckers.
Just regular dudes now?
Yeah, they're regular guys.
It's just like us?
Guys like me?
Absolutely.
The one that Schumann was dating.
He's-
Look, they're not us.
They're fucking shredded.
And they're in shape.
They're athletes.
But they're not big guys.
I'm not saying those guys.
I'm just saying-
It'd be like everybody plays NFL football, right?
But fucking the running back, you average like three and a half fucking years
because
of the pounding.
Just when you get hit, you get hit like three fucking times.
Now, obviously, I understand the difference between a real fight and a fake
fight.
But these fucking guys are going out there.
I mean, all I know is that they all end up being like fucking drug addicts.
They're sparring all the time.
They're sparring.
It's not like they just do that one fight.
I've watched that shit.
I know what you're saying.
They're sparring.
They're wrestling.
They're fighting.
They're boxing.
Yeah, but he's saying wear and tear.
Just constantly dropping a leg on someone.
Like, Hogan, I read an interview where he can't feel his fucking hands.
Like, he has no feeling his hands because he was just crunching his vertebrae
for 30 years
dropping that leg on people.
Well, Kine can't put his shoes on.
I don't know.
Kine, four times a week.
Literally, he can't put his shoes on.
Let me ask you this, Bob.
He can't get down to put them on.
Four times a week, you got to leap up in the air as high as you can and land on
your ass.
Four times a fucking week for 30 years.
And then act like it doesn't hurt you.
Me.
Would you rather do that?
Right.
Or be in the gym where you're sparring and you're not going 100%.
And I'm not saying that those guys don't have wear and tear.
They don't have their fucking indies.
That's what you're saying.
That's what you're saying.
You can't say both.
No, no, no.
I'm listening.
Billy is saying that MMA fighters don't.
Yeah.
No, I'm kidding.
This is actually a very interesting question.
Go ahead, go ahead.
Is it equal wear and tear?
Is one a little, is it surprisingly wrestling is worse?
Is MMA obviously a lot?
That's all.
I'm just asking a question.
I think that wrestlers.
Before all you guys with the writing on your shirt get mad at me and send me
fucking emails.
It's a legitimate question.
With the glittered skulls on their t-shirt.
Oh yeah.
They're like this guy's so fucking.
I think that the fucking, I think that the MMA guys are training all day and
they're training
boxing, wrestling, jujitsu, and they're sparring in those.
Look at, look at what's going on in MMA.
Guys are getting hurt all the time because they're sparring.
But they're having, they're having like.
Let me finish.
Wrestlers aren't, they're going to the gym pumping muscle.
Okay.
And that's it.
They're not.
They're not.
Hilarious.
How long did you watch wrestling?
Dude, they're on the road.
Remember how rough side splitter was?
What if he did that one night and then had to go to fucking Topeka.
And leap up in the air.
Yeah, but these guys, these guys.
Land on your fucking ass again.
And then go to the Dakotas.
You're talking.
Put your finger in the air.
Akron Civic Center.
Leap up in the air again.
Land on your, it's your.
Yeah, but they don't go.
They don't do that.
They do Monday and Friday.
That's it.
No, they don't.
Then get on a bus.
Well, they wrestle all week long.
They do dark, they do dark matches.
Yeah, where they flares fucking book.
The guy was wrestling now.
They still do dark.
They do dark matches all the time.
They're in like the Akron Civic Center.
They don't tape raw there.
Then they go to like a fucking big arena tape raw to the next night.
They're in a fucking another place where no one is taping, but they're
wrestling like every night.
And here's the thing.
MMA guys, they do.
They beat the shit out of their bodies.
They're getting beat up.
But wrestlers have a much longer career where they're just kicking the shit out
of themselves.
Yeah, but they have a much longer career because it's not as fucking bad on
them as it is to actually fight.
You don't get knocked out.
And I'm talking about wear and tear cartilage, your fucking spine.
Dude, those guys.
I read that Ric Flair fucking book, dude.
Him trying to make it as a wrestler was arguably one of the most miserable
experiences.
I always hate when somebody goes, I read the book.
And I'm like, I'm out.
You're in.
It's Ric Flair.
I know.
I know, but still, you're still in.
It's not Dostoevsky.
It's fucking a guy.
I'm not even going to read our book.
It's a guy that's comfortable taking a chair to the face wrote that book.
It's a, I think wrestlers, I think it's a different kind of wear and tear, like
Bill was saying.
It's like, like MMA fighters, you could have brain damage because you're
getting punched in the fucking head.
But these wrestlers have no knees or no back, like their fucking spines.
I still think you're doing, I still think in the training process, you're still
slamming your cartilage.
I mean, you're not, you're not agree to disagree because this is just going to
keep, you're saying what you're saying.
We're saying what, and all I'm doing is asking.
Yeah.
I, I, well, you're, you're saying it's true.
I think it's true too.
I think it's, I think.
Don't what?
It's a different wear and tear.
I'm asking you.
I think it's a different wear and tear.
It's a, it's a more wear and tear with wrestlers.
I think MMA fighters take a bigger risk as far as injury goes, because you can
get your fucking jaw broken or your brain fucked up.
But I think wrestlers take a more consistent beating to their bodies.
Hey, how many MMA guys are missing an ear?
Well, they don't have ears.
Mick Foley.
They do.
They have ears.
You ever see an MMA fighter's ear?
Bobby, would you stop it and just answer the question?
Are they missing an ear?
No.
They have cauliflower ears.
I'm just saying.
I'd rather fucking have it cut off than that fucking hunk of shit.
There's nothing worse than a, and then when you see them on the, when they're
doing the, the, um, they're doing the pre-fight when they're not fighting.
Yeah.
And they have that fucking thing in there.
That little hole coming out of that puffed up ear.
Yeah, it's just that.
Why don't we just call Brock Lesnar and ask him?
Let's go.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Oh my God.
Uh, uh, uh, uh.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.