Name: Bill Burr & Joe Rogan - How Many Accusations Before Its Real?
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr & Joe Rogan - How Many Accusations Before Its Real?' from Comedy University on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-12-05. Transcript available.

I've discussed this before but it's kind of important you know what I think of
when I think
of those people do you know who that guy John Gomeschi is I like NPR but it's
just so easily
to be made fun of it's it's easy to drive off the road into a tree when you're
listening to it too
oh yeah now there's a lot of uh droning on but that style of talk which nobody
does
that really super sensitive left-wing style of talk the guy that was uh he do
that really well
the main guy that did that was this guy John Gomeschi who was on CBC in Canada
and it turned
out he liked to beat the out of girls when he was having sex with them he would
punch them in the
face and club them in the head and it was crazy shit and one girl came out yeah
yeah one and he
would do it without asking him it was like you know like you know that's a
strong move it's a strong
move in the rack well I mean who knows who's telling the truth because he was
kind of acquitted of a lot
of it it was it's it's because it was it was very difficult to find but does he
have the money to
get acquitted you know well that's true that's a good point but he was fired
and there was a gang
of girls that came out and said he used to beat them up oh wait wait wait wait
the gal does the
interviews yes he talks like this bill burr so tell me he bugged me one time
when I'm not saying all
I don't know what he does in his personal life but uh Russell Peters was on
there and he just goes
like he's like Russell you have nine cars and Russell's like yeah and he goes
why and it just
fucking like making him feel bad because he's doing well he's you know and then
Russell had to basically
justify it and come up with money and now I can have it I'm sorry I've made it
wow and I like cars
wow yeah so you know what no I'm not saying he's a twat that's just saying just
this right there well
even right there that bugged me I hate when people do stuff like he had to hit
somebody if you get
like eight or nine chicks that are saying you beat the out of them while you're
having sex yeah even if
you get off what somebody got cracked what is your number that innocent until
guilty or how many
accusations bill Cosby I gave in around 30 30. I heard the first couple but we
had heard that right I tapped out around
seven yeah no I I there was rumors of his infidelity but I I never heard of uh
drugging you never heard
that no I did I heard that I had heard that it was like a rumor it was a rumor
that he would drug
women it was a rumor a long time ago he was a there was a court case that is
part of this case
from I believe it was like 2005 and that was one of the reasons why they weren't
allowed to admit that
evidence because the judge had made a decision that if he paid this woman off
then it couldn't be
admissible in a future trial but it was all verbal they didn't get anything on
paper so once they found
out they didn't get this on paper they're like well we're gonna admit this and
then the woman came out
and then he sued the woman that he gave the money to for drugging her and the
whole thing is very very
sorted but with Bill Cosby I think it's up to like 50 or something crazy yeah
so you gotta wonder out of
those 50 there's probably like 12 that are just crazy like he drugged me too
you know but the fact
but the fact that he'd still be over 30 it's just nuts I think you know you
know it was a you know
it was one when all that shit came out about Trump right he did this he did
that blah blah blah it was
all pretty pedestrian sort of like oh he grabbed my boob and then took me in
the back just just really
generic sort of like it's become sort of the cliched story and then this one
woman so I'm sitting there
going like all right the Clintons are fucking filthy who knows if they paid
these people who knows what
the fuck's going on it's right before the just when this is coming out and so I
was going all right
we'll see we'll see and then this finally this woman came on and she goes uh so
he made advancements
at me and she goes I just pushed him away and said get real which is the
perfect thing to say because
you're you're in your 20s he's like 106 it's like yeah you're serious so she
goes I said get real and
then she said he's trusted his genitals towards me and he's and said get real
yeah and she said that
the way she imitated him I was in the car with my wife we I said he fucking did
that one he did that
one there's no fucking way that is just too specific like I got the creeps of
like get real so I wonder
what the logistics are where the legality is rather of the the audio tape like
if you don't know you're
being recorded like you know you're being recorded for a show you're wearing a
microphone but you don't
know you're being recorded while you're on a bus and you're talking about
grabbing him by the pussy
and all that he was talking to me talking trash he's talking shit yeah like
like Joey Diaz would
say something like that and I'd be fucking crying laughing and he would be egging
it up he would
ramp it up he would make it way exaggerated because he knows it's funny he's
going for the left yeah if
you're sitting next to Trump and he's like I just grabbed him by the pussy you'd
be fucking crying
laughing that's why it was just Billy Bush I defended him on my podcast like it's
like I'm not saying
the guy's a great guy but to fire a fucking guy because of a fucking 20 second
clip from 11 years
ago what's he supposed to do he's interviewing the guy and what you're supposed
to do is keep the
interviewer happy yes the interviewee happy so if I grab by the pussy hey grab
by the pussy yeah he's
not even saying anything bad Billy Bush didn't say anything bad he just did
this guy at work said
well when he said to the woman go over and give him a hug he became part of the
sexual assault and I
was just like what sec there was no sexual assault what they were saying if he
actually did it
was
the whole thing was just like okay this just you know I understand women
getting flipping out about
it as far as obviously just the whole it would be them
but yes what they don't know is the way guys talk
when they're not there yeah and I'm just I'm gonna sit dude the fucking shit
that we've said
and we say it for fun you don't say it because we really want to go grab
someone by the pussy
and pick them up like a bowling ball yeah and say it because it's funny it's
funny and you just you
talk it's completely ridiculous and inappropriate yes yeah I will say if you do
have a billion
dollars I I'm what I'm learning through Cosby and all these guys is evidently
you can do that
and he did say that he's going like you get famous enough you can just walk up
and grab him by the
pussy I'm just that was just so absurd to me I'm like you can do that you can't
do that well he's
got so much money you got to think when you get I don't think that guy could
get you six grand in
cash if he gave him five weeks but I don't think that's correct I think he's
leveraged out totally
but I'm pretty sure he'd go to the ATM and get six grand but I know you're
exaggerating too six
grand's a funny number it's a funny number it is funny right I'm just saying
right dude there's like
liquid rich right and your assets are paid off and then there's oh I got this I'm
gonna take a loan
against this and then I'm gonna do that and get some investors here and then I'm
gonna stick my
name on it to build my brand there's that way where you're sort of like steroiding
up your value
but at the end of the day it's like all right but what how much can you get me
right now like I don't
get that whole like well all my shit's tied up right and I got other guys you
know I'm working with
let me see the zeros what's in your bank account show me your phone yes that
helicopter that helicopter
with your name on the back is that paid off is that a sticker but is that a
sticker that they take off
and then they put and mark cuban on the back but if you're a woman showing up
at his house and you're
having you're supposed to have a business lunch you don't know that you you
show up he's got this
sprawling estate that looks like a castle he's got these enormous grounds he's
probably got 50 people
working just at his house there's people greeting you to take you into these
rooms he comes out in a
$10,000 suit. He's got diamonds and Rolexes and everything's beautiful. And you're
like,
holy shit, it's Donald Trump.