Name: Bill Burr - Goes Off On Corporations and Epstein
Uploaded: 2024-02-10T00:03:42.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Goes Off On Corporations and Epstein' from Comedy University on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-02-10. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Goes Off On Corporations and Epstein' from Comedy University on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-02-10. Transcript available.

that there's definitely you know um i guess holistic stuff that's another word
that's another
in their corporations don't want you to no no no no that they they they sort of
uh they adopted
that word you know take a holistic approach to killing the youth whatever they
do you know
um they love you using like i can't do it like i i i'm actually the writing i
want to be in the
corporate writers room because they always just picture the perfect like gross
combination of like
you know that fake i give up about you with a really warm word and it just
always just made like
like i always get like and then i just go like like how did they do that it's
like it's
like it's always like perfectly disgusting of course now i can't think of any
of them no examples
no you know i was i was just on a on a zoom call about some project or whatever
and i forget
they were talking about circling back as they always do and then they love a
circle back they
got a circle back and then we can vent there was something in there there was
some sort of uh
uh like holistic or you know farmer to the table they they oh so far there's
something like that
co-opted yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah this it's like almost like when that
utilizing your social media
assets oh assets the i love the assets what's an asset yeah it's just i don't
know what i'm talking
about an asset yeah like like how they they come up with this so disgusting
like i always feel like
all their terminology it should just be spoken by a big fat man who has like an
overactive saliva gland
and it's just be like like spit like pouring out of you know you know social
media assets
just rolling around in money it's so like and i get it's a business and i want
to make money like
anybody else but it's like do you have to be like disgusting about it well i
mean that's kind of like
this whole like writer's strike it does get to the point of like just like how
much money do you
need to make like jesus christ like we have nothing to say without writers yeah
literally you know what
i mean i mean like you just break off half of what they're asking for this
there's such fucking
yeah we're in a circle but they're looking at the assets like yeah like the the
level of uh like
greed and then i always love they always blame their their shareholders well
you know the shareholders
yeah they're upset you know with the cost of paying that but like when when the
ceo gives
himself a 250 million dollar bonus out of shareholder money for some reason the
shareholders are never
upset with that it's just it really is um it's like legalized stealing and it's
i i was for a while
i was fascinated reading like mob books and what i found was the like all of
the guys that you know
um famous mobsters are all in the mob world for the most part they're not
looked upon you know they're
looked upon as like hacks because if you're really good at it they never know
what your name is and
you're always constantly working your way to legitimizing your dishonest money
and you're what
you're trying to do is cross the line and get to the legal side of stealing
which is corporations
because they do all the shit that organized crime does it's just the way they
do it is legal so now
once it's legal i don't have to hide my money in the walls i don't have to
drive a car that's less
than what i'm fucking making and try to live a lower profile i can start
driving down the street
i grew this company by 18 therefore i should get a nine figure bonus
like those fucking cunts when the banks were failing those aig guys and they
fucking still uh
gave themselves a bonus where was the fucking outrage as far like the follow-through
and any of
that yeah i'm going deep here i know and i'm like what about what about all
that fucking all that
fucking epstein island shit and all the all that list that everybody's like you
know the list of
people who did steroids in baseball they gotta uncover that gotta uncover that
but a bunch of
powerful people that wouldn't go bang 12 year olds on a fucking island hey you
know it just kind of
fades away yeah he's fine he's he's hey he did good stuff minus the 12 year
olds yeah
oh my god uh uh uh oh oh