Name: Bill Burr - Tom Segura's Wu Tang Clan Story
Uploaded: 2024-03-25T23:57:51.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Tom Segura's Wu Tang Clan Story' from Comedy University on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-03-25. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Tom Segura's Wu Tang Clan Story' from Comedy University on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-03-25. Transcript available.

do you know that a friend of mine works at a music venue and he said it's like
a venue that
you made a pretty decent size okay i can't say which one but he said they they
watch you know
they have all these music acts come in and he's like uh he's like you know you're
never you're
just like ah who cares and we had wu-tang coming up and he's like there was
just like such a buzz
amongst the staff yeah that works there anyways they perform everyone's all
excited and a girl he
works with is like i'm gonna get on that bus i'm gonna i'm gonna one of those
guys and he's like
the odds are good i mean there's like 18 of them yeah he's like are you sure
you want to do it
and she's like yeah he's like all right and she goes on complete failure as a
parent go ahead comes off
and she blew like the crew she blew the entire but she blew the wu-tang hey
yeah yeah easy easy
guys could be in relationships you have no idea jesus where's your man car
where is your man
what the best thing is that she started to cry so much because they were so
mean to her
and she's blown they're just like they're sucking on her dicks and you're like
ah this isn't what i
thought it would be can you imagine
how mean those guys could be this is the first emotion this is told you he's
the biggest psycho
this is the first emotion that he's shown some poor woman who's got herself
staring at nine dicks and
realized two and a half inch she doesn't want to do it
this is what i thought it was gonna be i want to get off i want to get off so
she's like and she's in
bed and they're like do we need to call the police or something she's like no i
did it voluntarily but
they were just so mean about it so can you imagine dude that's up that guy said
do we need to call the
police he's like yeah what the did she say i mean no she was just traumatized
but you can imagine they
were just like she she blew you god she would you stop it you don't know this
she blew you guys she blew ghost face can you imagine the that ghost face talks
they had one of the crew guys with old dirty bastards like portrait in front of
his face
oh this is horrible she blew you guys i don't like that this is the biggest
laugh in the podcast this is
horrific he's wiping tears away from his face is he an official member i don't
know i've never seen
him on an album she probably blew everybody and then capadonna was like what
about me just stuffing
dick in her mouth you're right he is the biggest fucking psycho oh i'm sweating
right now that's my
favorite memory of this year was hearing that story the first time i'm not
gonna admit i was
it's just it's sad sad story i wanted to go on and have a great time yeah i get
i bet it starts
like if you go to you saw heart and you got to the two chicks back in the day
right you'd be psyched
you would be crying like they were mean to me oh just yeah that you know that's
not gonna
someone should have stopped her before that i mean like this isn't what you
think it's gonna be
yeah you forgot to suck the inspectors backpacking through vietnam you're like
it seems like a good
idea but it's a real lot harder there's a lot of fucking oh they must have not
sold out that night
and they were in just a bad mood you walk into all the oh ship it in there a
bonus
fuck you guys not getting paid yeah they're mad because it used to be nine
different girls
yeah now it's just one yeah and you imagine if you're like number eight you're
you got you're a
little salty by that time you're like fucking seriously i had the two i had the
two hottest
verses on the last album there's no fucking way i should have been eight
oh my god oh my god uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh