Name: Bill Burr & Joe Rogan - Worst Gig Evaaah!
Uploaded: 2024-05-26T20:26:28.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr & Joe Rogan - Worst Gig Evaaah!' from Comedy University on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-05-26. Transcript available.

i remember doing lee massachusetts i think for jeff jeff apotheca who's that
you just call up
this back they called up answer machines and the answer machine would just go
like you've reached
jeff apotheca no you've reached master of ceremonies jeff apotheca something
like that
and you like you're like hey my name's bill baramo i got 10 clean minutes i can
do 15 you know trying
to get your spot so he booked me in lee massachusetts i remember it was exit
two off of the mass pike and
i went out there and it was the biggest hell gig i ever did it was this
restaurant area and then
next to it was a function where a bachelor party was going on and there was no
door between their
room and where i was doing comedy so i was standing on stage and these guys
started gathering
from the bachelor party and just seeing this red-headed jerk off with a baby
face bombing in
front of three people eating chicken pot pie and i was looking over i was like
i didn't get what was
going on because i was so dumb i was just like hey guys you want to come into
the shows plenty of seats
i don't know why i gotta stand over there right and i looked away and then i
just heard boom i turned
around and somebody throw this dinner roll like 90 miles an hour at me and just
missed me and i looked
and they were all gone and then i was on the mic you know and i snapped you
know as you always do when
you like that and i forget what i was saying a bunch of about them and then
they started gathering at
the door and then i was finishing my set and i was like these guys are gonna
beat the out of me
and i'm looking at the owner now the owner told me before i went on stage he
goes he goes yeah
or the bartender says he goes yeah this is the owner you know he also does
stand-up comedy
and i was like really and he goes the guy goes yeah he goes i got like two and
a half hours of
material i go oh yeah two and a half hours he goes yeah and after tonight i'll
have about three
so i thought he was with me so as i'm standing on stage after they throw the
dinner roll and
it and they're gathered over there whatever i'm starting to go back into my act
and i look out
in the crowd and i finally notice it and the owner is sitting there writing
down what i'm saying
on stage and so long story short i ended up leaving get off stage and i was
just feeling them
like to the side of me as i was getting paid by this guy they all i had to do
was look at them and
they were going to beat the out of me was one of those things where i had to
literally just i so
wanted to just tell them to go themselves but i mean i would have probably lost
the one of them i'm not
the best fighter but i i was enraged and i just remember getting into my 83 ford
ranger
driving out of there yelling at them as they were on the like yeah you
all high-pitched and just driving home screaming at the my windshield as i was
driving home what the
fuck kind of a has a bachelor party and you're writing down my material had a
total meltdown
driving home and i had to be back up back at work uh the next day at like seven
in the morning but what
got me through it was i came home that night and i either called dane or patrice
rest his soul and i
told the story and they were just laughing which just made you know it just
brings you back down
and then they go ah you know i had this gig and this happened and blah blah
blah blah but like
that's probably the closest i ever came to getting into at least wanting to get
into like forgetting
that i didn't know how to fight you know what i mean like you know i mean i
mean i could do some
bullshit but i mean there's no way i'm taking on fucking five fucking guys but
i just remember them
standing there i still remember the guy that threw the roll i still remember
the smile on his face
who he was just like almost lustfully wanting me to say something so he could
just beat the
shit out of me like and that would have been one of those boston beat downs
where you
somebody bites your ear off or something like there was always that story
Oh my god, uh, uh, uh, uh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.