Name: Bill Burr - Crazy Japanese Law That Changed World War II
Uploaded: 2024-06-16T01:43:44.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Crazy Japanese Law That Changed World War II' from Comedy University on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-06-16. Transcript available.

yeah yeah the green inferno like they like this group of like college like
activists go into the rainforest to stop the trees from getting cut down and
stuff
was this financed by trump i'm already liking this nice and they're they end up
like they're
they're there they're in the rainforest their plane goes down and they get
kidnapped by this
gang of like cannibal uh jungle natives jesus and they're just sitting there in
like a cage made
of bamboo while all these natives are just watching them and you're i was panicking
watching
the movie because you're like how the do you get out of this without they start
with like a pudgy one
first to be like this is like sliders they have a couple of appetizers yeah
they take the pudgy one
this is why i was panicking they took the pudgy one that was like the friend
that wanted to be
the boyfriend but you know he's never going to the fat blocker he was he was
they grabbed him
and they show and they cut off his legs first and his arms and he knew it was
all happening and
then they cut his eyes out and i was like what the how do you what do you how
do you deal well that's
a major artery how does the man not bleed out not to take you outside of the
movie here all right
if you want to read something crazy read uh flags of our father they made that
into a movie read that
yeah read it or watch the movie no read it believe it or not i'm a kind of more
of a movie read it
yeah read it yeah yes because if they if they actually what's in the book they
put in a movie
it would get nc 17 18 and 19 like you wouldn't be able to put it up there
really so you can't cut
off like a leg huh well they would they would hang out well the japanese
soldiers are the only ones
that had they were the only army that had rules about cannibalism and it was
only you couldn't
eat another japanese soldier that was the rule yeah well they had this weird
they had this thing where
i i've read the book so long ago it was basically one time when britain came in
there to try to force them to trade with the rest of the world or take them
over whatever
as they came in some storm came and wiped out that whole fleet so then they got
this idea that that
was some sort of wind god that loved japan so there was no way that they could
lose so they didn't
really prepare as they stretched across the pacific and they didn't have any
provisions and they were
on these fucking islands that really didn't have any growth or anything so they
had no food
so so they were eating the people they captured yes so and it was so fucked up
that they only released it
like when the guy finally wrote the book like whatever 50 years later or
something like that
when it's finally declassified or something like that um but they would just
tie these guys up and
they would just cut meat off their backside while they were alive and then they
would try to keep
them alive as long as they could because the vitals fresh yeah was with had the
most protein and they
would just throw them in a pit and they'd be laying there with like it was just
no dude it was uh
it was like when i was reading it was like really the japanese back then they
were like the white
people of asia where they thought that they were superior to everybody else the
that they did
to the koreans uh chinese and just all the way through there like they were
they were uh that's
not like they gave white europeans uh a run for their money and they really did
they were actually
referred the japanese were referred to as honorary whites in a an official uh
pentagon like paperwork
like before we went into world war ii when we were still thinking about how to
play our
how to play this oh so they were oh so we gave them a little pat on the head a
little racist
pat well it was really insidious it's actually kind of we were the kind of the
han solo of the
planet it's sort of like when i get patriotic that's the america i think about
is like the
one that's like cash on the barrel head like where i'm a i'm a scoundrel i'm i'm
all about the
capitalism and we were watching world war ii happen and we're just sort of like
just watching this is
like and then before and we had a cash policy it was like who needs bullets who
needs oh we played
it we played it brilliantly and then we but but before we went in there was
like a lot of thinking
going on about you know all these memos and all these things that you can get
freedom of information
act i know i'm starting to sound like a like a kooky guy but but but but this
stuff is verifiable like
there was like this plan before we went into world war ii that lays out the 50
year um as the 50
years after world war i would think if you're running a nation you gotta you
gotta be beyond 10 days you
gonna be like all right we're gonna get into this thing because they already
saw world war one
you know and the devastation that that was i mean and these people can burst
the wars one of the
great things i've ever watched i wish it was longer though
Oh, my God, uh, uh, uh, uh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.