Name: Bill Burr and Nia Talk About Tom Brady's Divorce
Uploaded: 2024-08-21T23:54:19.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr and Nia Talk About Tom Brady's Divorce' from Comedy University on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-08-21. Transcript available.

I want to talk to you about, you know, it's a point of me.
I want to know. I want to talk to you about this Brady situation that he's in
right now.
What are you talking about? They won this week. They won this week.
No, I'm talking about the fact that like he said he was going to retire and now
he's not.
And now he's getting a divorce.
See, is that why the WNBA doesn't make it?
Excuse me? What are you talking about?
Well, because you guys are into that, that's his personal life.
I know.
And he's going through a really painful thing right now.
And that guy put my team on the goddamn map times six.
I want to talk about it in the sense of wrong podcast.
Oh, really? This is the wrong podcast to talk about it?
Because let me tell you something right now.
Let me tell you something.
Let me tell you something.
If you made me move to Tampa, okay, while you did your, you know, job,
obviously.
I don't think that was his idea.
What do you mean?
Well, she's from Brazil.
Isn't she gradually dragging him back to Brazil?
Like when a crocodile grabs somebody?
No one's dragging anybody.
The alligator catches.
Except to the cleaners.
No, they're both rich.
Come on.
Yeah, no, no.
She doesn't need his money.
Oh, now we're all precious about Brady.
He doesn't even give a f*** about New England anymore.
He's done with you guys.
He's over.
Over you.
He should be.
He's over Boston.
He should be.
Why are you being so level-headed?
I thought we were going to be able to like have a little back and forth about
it.
Because all anti-Patriot fans.
I'm not an anti-Patriot fan.
Whatever the f*** you are coming at me is you guys all want me to hate that guy
because
he went to Tampa.
That guy took us to nine f***ing Super Bowls and won six of them.
All right?
We have, we're tied for the most champion Super Bowls ever f***ing won with the
Steelers.
You know, and everybody knows that Green Bay is the f***ing Celtics, Yankees, Lakers,
Canadians of football because they don't count NFL titles.
I don't know why.
But what that guy did, I don't give a f***, man.
If you got to the point where you couldn't deal with their coach and you want
to go down
to Florida and not pay f***ing state taxes, who gives a f***?
Like that guy should have f***ing retired if he was regular before we won the
last f***ing
three and he hung in there and we won another three.
I don't give a f*** what that guy does.
God bless him.
Fair enough.
He can go play for the Giants and win ten.
I don't give a f***.
Because I, the guy made me happy for two decades.
Yeah, I guess so.
All right.
Do you know what it was like being a f***ing Patriots fan before that?
Well, Bledsoe came in, Parcells, that was exciting and everything.
But we still never quite got over the hump.
And then Parcells told the team he was selling this f***ing house, allegedly,
right before
we played the Packers in the Super Bowl.
Why the f*** would you do that?
Give us a chance, man.
You were a better f***ing coach than them.
Still kills me.
I went to that game.
Cost me f***ing two grand.
Okay, so, won't bring up Brady.
Just making a note in my phone.
No, I feel bad.
Anybody I see going through a divorce, I always feel bad for that s***.
And I don't think it's just something that I should f***ing gossip about.
Because, you know, I'm having a slow goddamn morning.
All right.
I just like the tea.
You do like the tea.
I do like the tea, but we can move on.
All right.
No.
Best of luck to you, Tom Brady.
Yeah, both of them.
They got kids together.
It's going to be painful.
It's just like, that's like when Charlie Sheen was going off the f***ing rails.
And every morning DJ, hey, what do you think about that?
Oh, I think his dad and his brothers are all f***ing worried about him.
I think it was more about the, to me, like the exploring the dynamics of that
marriage.
You don't talk about Tom Brady.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
I really am being precious.
I know.
All right.
I'm being a little precious.
I mean, a little bit.
I didn't realize that that's how you felt about it.
I felt more like of the dynamics of the idea of like you retiring and then
being like, no, I'm not going to retire.
F***ing Brady.
Like you're going to be taking some time off.
And if you were like, no, I'm not doing that anymore.
I would be like, what?
You just said that you were, you know?
So I would feel some type of way, but maybe that's the beginning and the end of
the discussion.
No, no, no.
I want to know why does that aspect of it fascinate you?
That like him starting to retire or not, because I'm trying to imagine as his
partner, you're thinking, and obviously I don't know like the inner workings of
their relationship, but I'm thinking, okay, cool.
You're going to be home more.
We're going to be doing more stuff with the kids.
It's not going to, I supported you throughout this whole entire time, which of
course I'm happy to do because I'm your wife.
But now our dynamic is going to be different.
And I'm excited for that new dynamic, for you to be less busy, for you to be
home more.
And then for you to renege on that because you can't let go of this career that
you've already proven yourself at for years.
Is it renege?
Reneg, isn't it?
It's not renege.
I wouldn't say that word as a white guy.
Well, but then, but like the, the, the pull of the game, your career, again,
when you've already been celebrated and decorated in it many times, how many
championships did he win?
He has seven there.
Yeah.
Like proving yourself seven times, like it doesn't get any bigger than that.
And you're telling me now you want to be, you want to retire, go out on a high
note, be with us.
And now you're being pulled back.
Like that's, I'm going to take that shit personally.
Okay.
Can I just stop you for a second?
No, no, no, no.
I'm still going.
I'm going to take that shit personal because now it's like you don't, so you
really didn't want to do that.
You really want to go back.
You really want to be gone more.
Can I just say one thing?
No, I'm not done yet.
And I'm just feeling like, no, no, I'm really done.
You just built so much into that.
What do you mean?
You, you, you added.
Yeah, that's of course, because I'm not in it.
And so I know, but you don't know that that's what, that's what happened.
But this is not based on the facts of what happened.
This is what the emotion of it brings out.
This is what gossip is.
Gossip is a way for people to have shared values.
I'm a sports fan.
I know what gossip is.
To do like shared values sort of talking about, you know, it's very rarely
about the actual
situation.
It's about how you would do in that.
And that in turn is about a bigger feeling about whatever the issue is.
Family dynamics, husband and wife dynamics, career, all that kind of stuff.
But I already know you, you're never going to retire.
You say that.
You're like, I'm going to retire.
You're not.
You're going to be like, you're going to have a Don, I'm calling it right now.
You're going to have a Don Rickles type of vibe.
And you're going to be doing these really interesting movie roles well into
your 80s.
Watch.
I don't know.
You heard it here first, folks.
This is, and this is, we're already at an hour here.
I know, I know.
Let's move on to the other question that I can answer.
Yeah.
Like, I don't even know what the f*** happened there.
All right.
I saw something about that, the bottom.
Oh, my God.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.