Name: Bill Burr Advice - Lady Manager Crossing The Line
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr Advice - Lady Manager Crossing The Line' from Comedy University on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-08-23. Transcript available.

okay lady lady manager crossing the line dear bill or william
i'm a 23 23 year old lady who just started working in an office for i love when
women
write in it's always guys god bless you for writing it who just started working
in an
office for a big company it's a boring job but while i figure out what to do
with my
life after graduating it's all right well there you go that's not bad you're 23
you got your whole
life ahead of you uh i got promoted with the recommendation from my former
manager this 40
something year old woman who i thought was quite nice now that she's not my
manager anymore although
she's still senior to me she has been a little inappropriate with me after an
office christmas
party me and my colleagues went to a club i came out of the club bathrooms and
she was waiting she
didn't even come with us that's weird she waved me over to sit next to her and
asked me if i was
gay i said no i'm not and she went fine and didn't speak to me for the rest of
the night all right well
she needs a better opening line she's a little blunt you know she's in business
she got right
down to brass tacks i was a bit uncomfortable with the question because what
business is it of hers
oh i thought she was gay and she wanted to hook up with you because what
business is it of hers so i
told one of my work pals what had happened they had been at the company longer
than me and went wow
you're her new one then oh boy oh gee jeez i asked them what they meant and a
guy said well i mean look at
her right now she's filming you and she sure enough what and sure enough she
was she was when i turned
around she hit her phone as i was a little bit too drunk and under the
influence i was already paranoid so
i decided to leave because i felt so gross since then she's pulled me aside to
say that i look delicious
and scrumptious oh what a creep whenever she sees me at the end of the day she
taps her cheek
and demands a kiss oh yeah what the is this person she ain't oh that's that's
like a gross relative
she asked a girl who works for me to take pictures of me and to send it to her
when we're at a pub
i consider myself an assertive girl but there's something about how public
about her actions which
makes me so timid so i go along with it no don't do that you think you would
think that because she's
not my manager anymore now that i've been promoted it wouldn't be a problem but
it is because my new
manager is her best friend i don't want to cause a rip in this new job but it's
really stressing me
out am i within my rights to tell her to stop absolutely you are how do i tell
her that no i don't
kiss her on her cheek every time i see you without looking like a bitch listen
uh the way you're
looking at this is crazy you're you're sitting here looking at like like you're
being an asshole
you're not this person is completely out of line she said a few of my friends
think it's a funny
situation but i don't i love your stuff so much and i wish i could come back to
you'd come back to
glasgow someday from a fellow fellow pasty redhead um all right there fellow
pasty this is what you
got to do if this was a male manager he'd be reported and if you don't then it
isn't she asked
for a kiss you tell her no and i just stare at i mean listen you have all the
power in the world or
if you just want to go to the manager and say listen i don't want to cause some
me too scandal
or any of that shit can you keep this weird old bag away from me and tell her
to be professional
i mean that's the proper way to do it those are the proper channels but i have
to do it that way
do it that way okay do it that way and and and document that this has been
happening you have
all these witnesses about them filming her and all of this type of shit if they
ever tried to fire you
i mean you don't have a problem with this this kind of thing needs to stop and
you know in a perfect
world you'd go to her because i don't like that whole talent on her thing but
that's how the business
world works um you know in a perfect world when she goes like pointed to her
cheek that's right where
you should punch her and blast her right in her face yeah i mean if you're ever
at a bar again and
she's doing that shit i would dump a drink right over her head like that's just
creepy behavior i would
just um you you gotta stop this timid thing because if you're timid someone
like that is it's gonna it's
like a magnet they're gonna go right towards you you gotta step up to her and
tell her what a creep she
is and if i catch you taking video or or pictures of me or any of this other
creepy sexual shit that
you're doing i'm gonna report you okay and you think you're gonna get together
with your manager friend
okay all i gotta do is go on social media and your world is over what the is my
phone
anyways but don't do that that's all anger listen you but you know you you seem
like a really like
overly nice people pleasing person at 23 which i was where you're like is it me
is it the way i'm
dressing that's attracting this it's not you it's that person okay so whatever
the i said before i got
upset just go listen i got an issue and don't be listening i don't want to come
out of anything
go in there flat-footed and look right at that person and say listen i got an
issue with her
she's coming at me in weird sexual ways and i'm getting sick of it and i'm sick
of it i want to come
here and go to work and do a great job i don't need that okay i would like to
file an official report
on her harassing me okay and that's the deal and i want it to stop it stops
right now are we clear that's
it that's it there's no don't go in there hat in hand just go in and just say
look this is happening
and it needs to stop immediately okay well i mean what if she just flashes her
tits at you i mean what
the are you gonna say you can't say that it's over right all right good luck to
you okay stay out of
the sun and the rest of you uh go yourselves and i'll check in on you on thursday
rest in peace finny paul
you