Name: Bill Burr - Philly Rant: What Really Happened!
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Philly Rant: What Really Happened!' from Comedy University on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-09-07. Transcript available.

when i had a i had a wonderful week i want to thank everybody who came out to
the oddball tour
15 000 strong um coming out to the uh to jones beach amazing arena out there i'm
not going to
call it by the stupid best buy whatever name they give it uh but i don't know
man it was you know
funny i haven't done one of those shows in a long time in a long time and uh i
always go back to the
virus tour in my head i always think i don't like doing shows at night outside
with tens of thousand
people here because they act like you know they act like animals and um which
really wasn't the case
on the virus tour they just acted like animals on the last two dates that i did
and the second show
was imitating the first show so it was really just the one show but what it was
on the virus tour was
you knew that show was coming you just didn't know when it's like when you're
creeping through a house
and there's an axe murderer you don't know what room he's in but you know he's
in the house and at some
point somebody's gonna try to swing an axe at your head that was basically the
virus tour and um so i
think whenever i go to do those i kind of have like my my comedy vietnam flashback
and um i don't know
and i went out there and i was i was pleasantly surprised uh the crowd was
unbelievable like 15 000
people and you could take them wherever you wanted to go i actually brought
them down at one point i
brought them down you know like a song for the little breakdown the bob seeger
part where he sings
about how many years went by all right 20 years where they go 20 years i don't
know where they're gone
yeah you know bob they went up your nose you're out there having a forgy yeah
the decades kind of fly by
when you live in the rock style lifestyle can you stop bringing us down
you're supposed to be up there acting like you're having the time of your life
remembering everything
don't come down to my level in the crowd and tell me that you're also wondering
what you're doing with
your life you know what that says to me bob there's no hope anyways um so i was
on uh arguably one of the
best lineups i've ever been on at least since i did the uh the virus tours back
in the day
you guys want to compare you want to compare uh stand-up lineups let's start an
internet lineup
i mean argument here with the lineups of both shows this is like arguing super
bowl teams who would
you rather have do would you rather have the 85 beers 79 steelers or any team
with tom brady on it
and i just threw that out there because some people hate him his cleft chin
um all right so let's let's compare lineups all right so back in the day all
right that virus tour
the philly show as much as i can remember of it which was a long time ago um
which by the way
there's been more goddamn horseshit written about that show some guy wrote this
all in bullshit
about what happened that night uh when i got booed and i actually tweeted back
to him the correct
story and then he just retweets it like like nothing means anything to anybody
no oh hey sorry i got it
wrong this dude tried to say that bobby kelly got booed before me dom got booed
before me and then i was
standing backstage with opie and anthony and i said they ain't doing that to me
like a popeye i have my little spinach here um everything comes back to the
seat popeye the sailor man
the sailor yeah that didn't happen bobby had a great set that night dom they
booed for like 30 seconds
and he just he told him to shut up and he goes what why would you think i would
ever leave and i was
sitting backstage going i don't want to do this nervous as hell and then i went
out there and i
opened with a bad cell phone joke and then they started booing me and then what
happened that's
what happened and then jim norton went out after me and never addressed it and
killed that is what
happened that is what happened the first guy got booed it's seven o'clock and
then everybody else
had good sets and then i got booed like three hours later all right that's what
happened that is what
happened okay for the final time that is what happened i can't stenge no more
our matey
no it was realized backstage i don't want to do this man i didn't need to be
here
i was like that dude in platoon i got a bad feeling about this one man
um so there you go um all right so the lineup that night i will not name the
other person who
got booed um it was let me see if i can remember tracy morgan bob saget
ralphie may bobby kelly dom irera patrice o'neal
myself jim norton that's who i remember was on that show what a what a lineup
that is huh
patrice the greatest comic of uh you know my generation as far as i'm concerned
i mean that that's just that's murderer's row right there and i came out like
neil o'donnell
oh shit all right and then last week last weekend i went on a show and we had
uh let's see here
sarah silverman hannibal burris louis ck david tell myself jeff ross chris hardwick
and uh who else
was on that show oh some younger comic and i fucked up what's his name the
young the youngster there
and the youngster there the rookie the young fella there right
who do you like
those are two of the sickest shows i've ever been on so anyways i went out
there um i didn't get a
picture with anybody backstage what an asshole at one point i'm talking to louie
and dave
two of my biggest stand-up heroes and i got a iphone on me and i never thought
to be like
hey let's get a picture i never thought to do that now i don't know these these
next weekend i'm
doing more of them to pay for the funny pit i don't want to get into that i'm
not even going to get into
that because there's no comedy left in this project oh jesus i'm just when the
job is done i'm going to
go downstairs and i'm not going to have any money to refurnish it and i'm just
going to stand down
there and in the echo i'm just going to start weeping
um never again never again i understand why nobody did shit to this house
because to try to fix it is
ridiculously expensive and i am i am i am done with it so anyways i uh i went
out there i had a great
time i was trying out new material and uh it was such a cool i didn't even
realize how cool the venue
was until somebody took a picture from the upper deck the upper deck of comedy
show how that that
venue uh i'll actually uh i'll tweet it out um on the monday morning podcast
twitter uh handle there
whatever the fuck you could say at the mm podcast join our twitter following we're
already up to
we're already up to 10 000 followers you know 10 000 more we can start a church
you guys will start
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