Name: Nia Destroys A Female Listener on Bill Burr's Podcast
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Nia Destroys A Female Listener on Bill Burr's Podcast' from Comedy University on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-11-17. Transcript available.

you know i'm really just having enough with the whole
me always trashing women it's getting tired i'm sick of doing it so to balance
out the podcast
you know what we're gonna do i'm gonna bring in a special guest i'm gonna bring
in a
play the wonderful nia as always putting up with me and my bull and uh you okay
see what you do you
can't even you can't even be nice for like two minutes because i'm sitting
there i'm trying to
open up yeah say that i know that i'm a jerk yeah and then you have to like i i
hate when i hate that
i hate when someone goes like when they're actually going like listen i was
wrong i shouldn't have done
x y and z and the other person going uh-huh right it just makes you want to do
it again that just
means that i'm listening you're so foolish yeah please don't do this i'm trying
not to i'm trying
to get over my issues that i have with women and what you're doing is you're
feeding right into it
do i do i do i really it doesn't take much do i that's true but do i really
have to listen back
to the way you went uh-huh how you just did that at least that's the way i
heard it at least that's
all right i brought you in here because you're done yeah i'm done great you
know what just to
make you feel better i'm getting sick of me and my tired views join the rest of
us all right here
we go all right here we go what is this now this is the advice oh okay the
advice okay and this is
from a woman here and i really need your advice on this one because i just some
some woman just wrote
in and i actually i'm feeling bad already because i think she was kind of nice
and i immediately just
started trashing her which really had nothing to do with her it really had to
do with me
and the issues that i have is this this letter or something previous that was
the previous one
oh okay you were listening to what i said a few seconds ago did you apologize
huh did you
apologize did you admit that you felt that maybe it had more to do with your
issues than what she
wrote yeah okay and that was a very nice segue to coming in here so are you
happy now i am do the
right thing yeah that's great okay all right here we go so here's this lady
this lady writes in
here uh a bit of advice here i need a bit of advice here i feel guilty as i
feel as though i am the
friend uh jesus let me start off i feel as though i'm really having a rough
time together bb i'm really
having a rough time here i feel as though i am the friend that breaks up
romance i feel guilty that i am
the one who caused problems to the relationships of my guys friends i'm not
sure what it is but i think
my friends talk to me more than they talk to their women and jealousy develops
oh my god let me finish
purely factual i know i was better looking than them wait but i wouldn't say i'm
megan fox either
i have been compared to katie perry i guess she's pretty too but whatever
serious no she really wrote that and i butchered it the way i read it oh my god
uh now i'm in a
situation that i don't know what to do with two of my friends guys seem to be
flirting with me all the
time saying things that i see as a guy would only say to his girlfriend i'm not
really a flirty person
i'm a good listener but talk a lot so conversations are never dull is it me or
does that just say that
she dresses like a hottie and stares it towards sex no i'm reading the rest of
this yeah just read the rest
a bit because then i want to i want to unload i want to know i need to unload
okay i was told twice
after my friends broke their relationships off with their girlfriends that
their girlfriends were
jealous of me but what do you expect of course we're going to have our inside
jokes and lots in common
i have strong friendships and have known my friends usually longer than they
have known their girlfriends
it's not convenient i actually am pretty lucky when it comes to guys i'm always
treated like a princess
which i adore of course partially because i'm not a horny who chooses hot guys
who are asked just
to what the downside i'm not making this up the downside of it all is i always
feel bad about the
whole situation so be ad about the whole about the whole situation so i never
get into relationships
myself so i thought i would ask you i don't for your viewpoint in addition to
my girlfriends what's
your opinion should i draw myself back or go with the flow and then see what
happens uh p.s i know your
answer is going to be rude and biased but it's okay i get a kick out of it what
does that mean uh go with
her what what was that last sentence i think i think she's talking about she
said back off go with the
flow i think she's talking about i can't tell if she's talking about letting
herself go to get into
a relationship or if she should back off uh her guy friends when they have when
they have girlfriends
you know what okay i have this to say to this girl and i'm going to refer to
this person as a girl
because only a girl would be so blatantly narcissistic and manipulative and
then have
the balls to act like she doesn't understand why the other girls don't like her
okay you know it's
like you know exactly what you're doing what is she doing you're being a manipulative
little narcissist
that has to be the center of attention and the other girls know that you're
doing this that's why
they don't like you so they're not jealous of you they see exactly the kind of
girl that you are and
let me guess let me guess let me guess you're the kind of girl that like i don't
really have like a
lot of female friends because like girls are and like will backstab you so i
just can't hang out with
guys and have like a beer or whatever because i don't care you know what i mean
yeah you're one she's
one of those girls and the reason that is is because you are everything that
most women hate but you're
too dumb to realize that you are the one that's doing it let me guess so you
hang out with all these guys
your guy friends that are like confiding in you and being oh so flirty with you
you're hanging around
this guy but i have a feeling that you suck out all the air out of a room
anytime you're around so
whatever girl they're around immediately hates you because we hate women like
you and you're throwing
around enough of a whiff of pussy to have them follow you around because in
typical guy fashion some of
them are just too stupid and they're hanging on to this hope that you're
actually going to them and
you're doing this because you even though you're a narcissist you have all this
self-loathing like
you don't feel like you can get a good guy and i'm not buying the i'm really
lucky with guys they
treat me like princess and i adore so why aren't you in a relationship why don't
you have a boyfriend
why are you always hanging out with other people's boyfriends why don't you get
your own man
jesus christ and back the off i hate you would get an applause break on every
talk show
all you needed to end that with you need to get a job i cannot stand girls like
so let me let me ask
you this okay so this is the most ridiculous thing i like how she casually
throws out how she oh i'm
no megan fox but i haven't compared to katie perry bitch please
all right nia everybody taking care of that topic let me let me just if i can
just try to just if if
she walks into a bar and okay she's already in the bar this is what i'm picturing
she's already in the
bar or she shows up like if the guys are like oh me and my girlfriend are going
down for a brunch we're
going to watch the game she comes down looks extra cute extra hot has her tits
hanging out of course
and then deliberately does the inside jokes yep to show that she's closer to
them she's that girl
she's totally that girl and i'm sure she's you know i'm sure she's borrowed one
of their t-shirts
and wears them to one of these things yeah well it's like oh my god i totally
forgot this is your t-shirt
you left it over my house that time yeah okay that's what i thought i see see
we'll see you know
what i can't even believe the the nerve that that that email was even written
what's the thing how you
trashed her was basically the angle i was going to trash her but i don't have
your insight as a female
but what was great about that was it just would have been back to back me trashing
a female i would
have come off like an asshole that was great you actually i feel like uh i
pulled a little sinister
move there i got you to do my dirty work oh is that what you think
that was tremendous you really you really uh yeah it really got me going my
blood was i would say
you uh blew the pubes right off her little landing strip that you know she's
accidentally
showed with her loose and shorts um
oh my god uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh