Name: Bill Burr & Joe Rogan - Losing Argument To A Laydee!
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr & Joe Rogan - Losing Argument To A Laydee!' from Comedy University on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-02-14. Transcript available.

I don't know. There's a few, but the problem is you don't want to beating you.
You don't
want a girl beating you. It's a very masculine game. I know guys that when I
would play in
tournaments, they would have to play women. They would freeze up. Even good pro
players.
They freeze up. They panic because they don't want to lose to a chick.
Dude, it's not like she's bench pressing more than you.
It doesn't matter. She's playing pool.
She's shooting a fucking ball into a hole.
Pool is a very manly game because it's about controlling your instincts and
controlling
your emotions and staying calm and focused and showing that you can fire when
you're under
pressure. The big thing about pool is not playing for fun. The big thing about
pool is gambling.
I think pool hall is unmanly.
What pool means is pool the money in and gamble. That's what it was invented.
That's literally
the name, the origins of the name pool. The game is pocket billiards. That's
the real game.
It's called pool because you gamble on it. And when guys are gambling, man, the
last thing
you want to do is lose money to a chick in a game where you dog the ball. You
panic and
you think, don't miss this nine ball. This is it. This is everything.
Jars in the hole.
It's the great Brady moment when he's going to lose to her in the driving thing.
Yeah, man.
Got to beat Marsha. Got to get closer than a quarter of an inch.
And he knocks the egg off the cone.
Listen, man. I remember I had a sit-up contest with my cousin when I was like
11 and I was
so devastated that she was beating me in a sit-up contest. I was super upset.
You were 11.
I know. But look, some people don't mature.
That's what I'm saying.
Some guys. It just...
Look, I've lost to girls in tournaments before and I didn't enjoy it. Back when
I was like
in my early 20s, I didn't like it at all. Playing some f***ing woman pro.
I didn't lose to a woman in anything other than an argument. If I lost in an
argument,
that would f***ing kill me.
Really?
Like, just no. I don't mean just like, like whatever. She yelled louder than me.
I mean like hands down.
She just got you.
It was just like reams of information and that's why you're wrong. Go f***
yourself.
Has that ever happened?
That would drive me nuts.
Has that ever happened?
I lost an argument to that. Yeah, but this is the thing. I don't... I should
have clarified
that. Not a girl I'm in a relationship with.
Right.
That's a big thing with me. If I'm wrong, I admit I'm wrong in a relationship.
You've got to do
that because then you're setting up, if they're wrong, for them to tap up. And
that will save
it, dude.
Yes, that'll help a lot.
You know what? You're right.
I flipped out. I shouldn't have yelled at that guy. You're right, blah, blah,
blah, whatever.
And it shows, it shows like a willingness to grow and honesty and things that
people appreciate.
I appreciate that in friendships, too. When a friend will come up to me, dude,
I shouldn't
have said that to you. I'm sorry. I appreciate that.
I'm just talking about strangers. You don't give a s***. You get to go f*** you,
f*** you
battle with them if they actually... I had a victory and then turned it into a
loss about
f***ing about a month ago. I was sitting in my car. I'm doing this phoner, this
meeting,
right? And I'm outside the bank, right? And this girl pulls up, gets out of a
car, opens
a car door right into my door. Boom. Hits it. But didn't even react. I mean,
not really
hard, but hard enough. But it was the fact that she didn't f***ing react that I
actually
questioned. I'm like, did she just... Maybe, I don't know, was it... Maybe I
thought she
did it or whatever. So I'm still on the phone doing this conference call, right?
She f***ing
comes back out. She does it again. So I'm on... I got these people on speaker.
F*** that noise.
So I said, hang on a second. I opened the door. I said, hey. I go, you just
opened your
car door into my car. On the way into the bank and on the way out of the bank.
And she goes,
oh, I didn't chip the paint. I go, chip the paint? You didn't even look. Why
don't you
be a little more considerate next time? And I slammed the door. So I won. Game,
set, f***ing
match. And then like an idiot, I still had to look over at her. And she just
goes, smile.
Have a nice day. Like, I'm an a**hole for getting upset. And then she gave me
the finger
and drove away.
Are you serious?
She kind of stole the round on me. It's like I won and I got winded.
She's sugary Leonard, you.
And then she... Yeah. Yeah, like when you fought Hagler.
She fought Hagler. Hagler won that f***ing fight, by the way.
She did win that fight.
Yeah. She went with a little f***ing. American flag shows, brrrrrr, the side of
my head.
And I was like, why did I look at her? I should just be like, be a little more
considerate.
I had the slam of the door. I had everything.
Oh my God.
uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh