Name: Bill Burr & Joe Rogan - UFC Laydees Fighting Is My Favorite Thing!
Uploaded: 2025-03-28T02:57:36.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr & Joe Rogan - UFC Laydees Fighting Is My Favorite Thing!' from Comedy University on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-03-28. Transcript available.

I've been watching the uh that UFC the uh what do you call when they stick them
in the house and
all that ultimate fighter the ultimate fighter and it's all women and like I
remember last time
I did your podcast I was against it like women in the octagon it's like they
like why would
you do that they're beautiful why would you punch each other in the face and I
want to see a jab to
your breasts and it's just I didn't want to see it and now I don't even notice
it anymore and it's
it's unbelievably entertaining you don't notice that they're girls anymore no
no they're great
fights and it's guys are already good at talking and not liking each other but
just women just take
it to that extra level that talking and then the fact that they can beat the
out of you and then
it's funny as a guy to be just watching it going like there is not one woman in
this house that I
could even get on the floor like these women would all just mop the floor with
me there's a hilarious
video somebody tweeted it to me and I don't know I just lost it in the ether it
was this girl it just
starts right in it was almost one of those six second videos whatever the kids
call them and you
knew this kid had a little bit of training and this girl had more training and
she came at him it was
like she climbed up his body like stepped on his thigh and then was behind him
and the video ends with
him just grabbing like this as its rear naked going you know he was out before
he went and the whole
party just goes oh and it ends and I died laughing but going like I wouldn't
even have lasted as long
as that kid did because it seemed like he knew a little bit of defense a little
bit of defense like
I have a great Rhonda Rousey bit of like what it would be like to date her if
she was actually
physically abusive but I just can't do the pratfall I want to act like you know
her big move is she
does that throw and you go over her hip right and just you landing on the
ground you're like in a
relationship with her oh arm bar real mature real mature you're like I know I
tapped out that doesn't
mean cuz you're right I didn't want my arm broken and then she comes out you
gotta knock down the
stool to try to have something in between you and her I think a chick like that
probably has to date
a fighter if I had a guess she probably has to date some guy who also knows how
to do what she
does I just couldn't imagine dude if I dated her I'd be on the kitchen like an
apron just like
making her food and sh*t I just wait for her to give me look at me sideways she'd
f*ck me up almost every
female fighter does they all date fighters they just does just seems like you
know a girl
being in a position like that where she could just beat the f*ck out of her
boyfriend I don't
think chicks like that that's I never looked at it that way cuz I always
thought it was hilarious
like I could date somebody like that I would think it was funny that they could
kick the sh*t and when
my guy friends gave me sh*t I'd be like yeah man she kicked the sh*t out of me
and you I think it's funny
but like I never looked at it like cuz even though they're like like these
lethal weapons now there could
possibly still I should say I don't want to speak for them that this female
male relationship where that they still want the guy to be
able to protect them yeah and it's just kind of like yeah dude that's funny cuz
then they're just sort of rendering you
useless cuz they're already making a zillion dollars so there goes your I'm
providing
I can protect you dude I can kick your ass and then I can also have a kid so
you're basically now like a 45 year old teenager it just gives you a little
height share you know what I like about watching female fights
they're like a self-sustained unit I think it's awesome what I like about
watching female fights is that they're more reliant on technique because they
don't have overwhelming physical strength like there's certain guys that have
overwhelming physical strength and abilities
oh they can plow through yeah they can just grab guys yeah they can muscle
things they can they just hit really hard so sometimes they have like shitty
technique they throw windmill punches but with a lot of women what you're
getting is you're getting the purest technique you can get
I like to be a gentleman with my opponent give him plenty of time to see it
coming
and let him know the kabachos are always coming from the same direction if you
see the left the next one's the right if you see the right the next one's the
rock'em sock'em yeah don't get tricky
it's a linear story it's a linear story this isn't Tarantino we're dancing here
okay left right left right
but with chicks they're they're forced to use more tech meaning obviously there's
there's a curve as far as like physical strength is like someone like Serena
Williams
it's obviously a very physically strong girl and there's other girls that are
like not as physically strong you know she throw me over a couch and you know
when you hit the window like
sideways and then slide down
she's so land on some gym shoes impressive like her legs and the strength that
she has I was at I was at a party one time
some agency I used to be at and they also represented her and you forget your
agency also represents you know athletes because they want to like you know
make money off of
selling Doritos or whatever right and she was at the party with a basketball
player so he was like you know so they were a proportioned couple
like I felt like a dwarf dude like she was like
uh
just like it was totally gorgeous
totally in proportion just like like super athlete
dude marvel comic
yeah
bodies
it's like going like dude you
you should be wearing a cape
it's just
oh my god
uh
oh