Name: Bill Burr & Therapist Talk About Beating P#*n Addiction
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr & Therapist Talk About Beating P#*n Addiction' from Comedy University on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-05-19. Transcript available.

So now it's time to get into my porn, which actually, I got to tell you
something.
I actually was starting to go down this route.
I just, you know, I didn't, it was just, it just kept getting darker and darker
and more
evil and more sadistic.
And I actually...
Participating or just watching?
Yeah, I'm talking about porn.
Yes, I know.
That's what I'm saying.
I wasn't watching like...
You weren't making it.
You were watching it.
Yeah, I wasn't going down to like, you know, the vault or one of these places,
these places
that rich people's...
Film me, film me.
Yeah, like one of those eyes wide shut kind of places.
No, Jesus Christ.
No, we're just talking about, you know, I drew the line.
I keep wanting to say Max Headroom.
What is that guy?
Max Hardcore.
Max Hardcore.
Oh, yeah.
Just...
Yeah, see, he's like thumbs up over there and it's just like, it's just one of
those things
where it...
Yeah, he gets a little too much for me.
Yeah, and at some point it went to the point I just started looking at him like,
this guy,
like, there's a major part of me that is like this guy I just couldn't handle.
And that's when I actually started thinking it was bad and I stopped watching
it.
So I weaned myself off like a crackhead.
You watch a little bit now, though.
You know what I do?
I stick with the you.
You showed me some clips where...
Oh, it's terrible.
It's terrible.
It's not that...
It's not that sadistic shit.
Like, that stuff...
Like, that stuff...
Hardcore...
I mean, he's borderline raw than those girls.
It was just bad, man.
It was bad.
I'm not saying that's not bad, but I'm saying, like, it's just funny.
The clips you showed me, you were like one day like, you gotta see this clip.
That girl was beautiful.
It was just like some naked girl in slow motion.
She was gorgeous, yeah.
She was like, what is this, a fucking Chris Isaac video?
I can't whack off...
I need something.
You know what's funny about that?
What he's talking about?
His idea of being, what is this, a Chris Isaac video?
The girl actually, you know, anal sex was involved in it, so I don't think it
was like a Chris
Isaac video, all right?
So that's not very sadistic, is it?
What isn't?
This beautiful woman having anal sex.
No, I'm saying I kind of wean myself off, but believe me, every time I go by
one of those
porno stores, like, it's kind of like after you've been addicted to heroin, you're
still
like, you know, Max Howard, hardcore, wonder what he's doing these days.
People do become addicted to porn.
Okay, but I'm saying, like...
But you're saying very sadistic porn.
Yeah.
Well, addiction, I mean, being sort of compulsive about porn is being compulsive
about porn,
whether it's sadistic or not, but...
Well, what's the difference?
And what do you mean by sadistic?
I guess I'd have to say that, because sadistic means different things to
different people.
Yeah, he's calling her all these names, he's slapping her around.
She doesn't really look like she's enjoying it.
You know, her face is, like, all the way into the couch.
You mean, it's like a real kind of fantasy.
Yeah, he swings her around by her hair, very caveman-ish.
But then there's porn like that where the chicks are...
They really, like, they're being like, yeah, but, like, they're getting the
shit kicked out of them.
I'll tell you what was bad.
I kept meeting girls who were into that stuff.
Like, I was sitting there, like, this girl was going, like, you know, watching
pornos with me.
You know, one of those girls, you just know it's going to be a great evening
there, Jill.
A replication.
Yeah, she actually watched the, she started watching that Max Harcourt thing.
I'm like, and I was sitting there saying to her, like, yeah, this is too bad.
This is, like, over the top, right?
And then she was just, like, going, like, I don't know.
She was asking for it.
She wanted it or some stuff like that.
So then, you know, that girl actually ended up being too...
You ever have a girl tell you to slap her in the face?
She ended up just being like...
And I'm just like, look, I'm not going to...
No, no, no, no, no.
She wasn't slapping the face.
She was a girl who wanted me to choke her.
And I was like, I'm not doing that.
Yeah, choke for her, girl.
I can't do it.
And I was like, because I'm not going to have you naked in my...
And dead.
Yeah.
Not even dead.
Just unconscious with my fingerprints around your neck.
And just be like, oh, you know, actually, she was asking me to do it.
And, uh, yeah, it's like...
Exactly.
That idea.
Yeah, choke is scary.
Choke is scary.
The, um...
Uh...
Damn it.
Way with...
Uh...
Shit.
It's gone.
What the hell's wrong with you, too?
I had something in my head about that I wanted to add to this porn thing.
And it's gone.
Oh, oh, that's what it was.
What's the difference between asking...
Or asking.
What's the difference...
You know, you say addicted.
Well...
How do you know if you're addicted?
What if you just really like it?
That's fine.
You know?
But I, but I, like, I have had patients who, they can't not watch it.
They can't.
They go from one compulsion to another.
Oh, shit.
We're fine.
No.
It's...
Like, you mean they're just watching it just to watch it.
It's not like...
They have...
Well, they like it, but they need...
It's like needing a drink.
It's like...
They can't reach orgasm unless they're watching that.
They probably can't even have an orgasm with another person at that point.
No, it's really...
Oh, yeah, you're the professional.
No.
It's usually a way...
It's usually people...
I mean, we've all had a lot of pain in our lives, but it's usually, you know,
significant
childhood pain where they want to blur things out, blot things out so they get
involved
in something that they're not involved in, you know...
Oh, like voyeurism or something?
Well, like watching, you know, repeated, repeated, repeated anything or doing a
lot of drugs or
drinking a lot or...
To numb the pain.
Oh, yeah.
So you just keep doing something, slamming your head against the wall,
basically, so you
don't have to think about it.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.