Name: Son Discovers Dad’s Infidelity - Bill Burr & Nia React
Uploaded: 2025-07-14T03:19:05.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Son Discovers Dad’s Infidelity - Bill Burr & Nia React' from Comedy University on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-07-14. Transcript available.

all right dad cheating on mom dear billy skankles
please do not say my name oh he's got a jokey name he's got a jokey name
why are you such a drag all of a sudden one stinky clam thing and now come on
man lighten up
yeah sorry sorry everybody i should be in a bad mood the way you've been trashing
me on this i invite
you on them onto my show i already lost sherry's berries they're walking out of
my life and then
i gotta listen to you trash me all right i have been a fan of yours since the
year 2000 remember
that bit how great was that bit the year 2000 i love that bit conan o'brien
show everybody i love
hearing your podcast every week i use it as a as a escape as an escape from my
shitty life
um i want to ask you for your advice about a month ago i started to notice my
father would talk to a
co-worker who happens to be a lady i didn't think much much of it seeing as how
he's been happily
married for the past 27 years i checked my dad's phone number my phone the
other day he usually has
me fix his phone since he doesn't understand technology upon checking his phone
i saw a couple
of texts and a picture that they have been sending each other
all right a couple of texts i don't know what was in the text i don't know what
the picture was
he doesn't need to be sending pictures of himself to another woman yeah i don't
know what
to do i have looked up this guy for 25 years oh no and now i feel crushed
seeing the piece of
he is should i confront him and tell him to stop or else i'll tell my mother
bill can you please help
me thank you and go yourself from adolf stalin
just in time for christmas
what would you do
what would you do baby what would you do if you had to give your life freedom
what would you do
um i don't know what i would do i would i would uh just say i was you know i
was fixing your phone
the other day and i saw this picture of this woman who is she i would do it
there you go he'd probably
lie just know that he's probably going to lie to you i mean you can't confront
him and just say hey
like what's guy who's you know you had me fix your phone i saw these pictures
and these texts like
what's going on he's probably gonna get upset why are you reading my text i
didn't ask you to do
that i just asked you to get me off airplane mode or whatever it is that he he
did you know why are
you looking right he's probably gonna get really really upset with you and he's
gonna lie and he's
gonna deny it and then he's gonna be probably overly sweet to your mom in front
of you um i don't know
but you're um look to this guy for 25 years now yeah it's a hard thing to
realize that your parents are
not as perfect and great and upstanding as you thought they were that sucks so
what you think
you should just go up and ask him i mean if it's but yeah he should just say
like hey i just saw these
pictures like you know i don't know what they were but i thought they were
maybe something inappropriate
but maybe i'm wrong and it's just been bothering me but like i said maybe that'll
make him stop
be prepared that he is going to get very pissed at you he might not he might be
embarrassed
i don't know and it's it's probably gonna make him be really upset and yell at
him so
but i feel bad for your mom that's the thing but who knows maybe your parents
have an arrangement that
you don't know about oh jesus i don't know you gotta consider all the
possibilities here
you know but unless his mom is at home just baking cookies and making dinner
every night
you know and being like what if she's just nagging him every night you just get
sick of it
maybe she's banging in the mailman hey you know can we have a little sympathy
for the guy who wrote in
here jesus christ i would go with her first advice all right girlfriend's sociopathic
mother hey billy
boo i can't say that for no she doesn't know what that word i know but still uh
not sure if this is
the right place for mm questions but i'm in dire need of redheaded c-note
wisdom uh so i've been dating
this lady for about a year now and her mother is a next level piece of crap uh
there are
countless examples her psych psychopathy of her psychopath wait there are
countless examples her
psychopathy that they always leave out words i already read bad enough but to
trim the fat on the
story story i'll uh i'll cite a couple of scenarios she has repeatedly asked me
whether i use protection
whilst banging her daughter and when i've responded yes she goes on to say she
has no evidence that i do use
what would there be evidence where would there be evidence no effing clue
unless you're banging her
house and she's checking the waste paper basket she doesn't want her daughter
to get pregnant i am 21
years old and she has called my mother on multiple occasions to ask to meet up
with her my girlfriend
dad to talk about my girlfriend and i my mother's obviously declined the
invitation and she has continued
to yet she's continued continued to persist other than that she is the
helicopter parent of the century and calls my
15 times a day to tell her how to live her life i hate this woman with a
burning passion but i don't
know what to do about it with my girlfriend my girlfriend has tried to set
boundaries with the
mother but has had no luck well just don't answer the phone i think about the
future and i never want
to see this woman again let alone have her be in the law be an in-law or the
grandparent to my children
i'd love to hear what you think thanks yeah i mean this see what this guy's
thinking at 21 that other
guy should have been thinking at 25 but you're gonna marry into that so i mean
you're young enough where
you know your girlfriend's only a few years out of the house but she needs just
don't answer the phone
yeah she just doesn't she's worried her daughter's too young and is gonna like
leave her forever and
all that stuff she's like attached she's like i don't think she's a sociopath
yeah who knows who's
kidding who neither one of us know this woman neither one of us know this woman
we don't have enough
information but we're going we have to go off of what people write to us that's
the only way that we can
we have to like go all in it's like when you watch a tv show you're just gonna
watch it you can't be like
well that would never happen if that you just gotta like this isn't dr filda i'm
not pretending to like
solve somebody's problems within 22 minutes you need to stop punching her in
the face and stop doing
math okay when we return yeah you gotta talk to your girl obviously your
girlfriend knows but yeah you
just gotta ignore the mother yeah just ignore but yeah no if she's if she's if
she's calling like
15 times a day and she's asking about their sex life and she's calling their
parents that's really
that's uh crossing the line shoving off the buffalo yeah you gotta respect your
kids uh boundaries like
their own personal space you can't be calling somebody's boyfriend asking them
if they're using
protection ask your daughter if she's on the pill and if she's not get her some
otherwise what are you
calling me for a lady yeah that's weird ah jesus get your paws out of my pants
there lady exactly
oh my god uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh oh