Name: Bill Burr Advice - Girfriend Kissed her co-worker so I Dumped Her!
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr Advice - Girfriend Kissed her co-worker so I Dumped Her!' from Comedy University on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-10-10. Transcript available.

all right question uh question number two hey bill i'm a regular listener and
first-time writer
i need your advice on something 26 years old and i was together with a lady for
close to a year
and a half before dating her i was pretty much a dog uh you know your typical
man whore type
no i know nothing about that um i'd basically bang anything with a skirt on it
well don't ever
go to scotland thank you i'll be here all week but this thing but this girl was
different i knew uh i
knew her for a while before we started dating and we were amazing friends
anyways i won't blab on too
much uh but dating her was great her relationship with her dad was good so you
know she didn't have
any issues and but like in the middle of the relationship i noticed her co-worker
would be
extra flirty with her and stuff oh jesus if this was a tv show they would
introduce that
and then they would go to commercial and you'd be like oh but i but i want to
see
what's gonna happen well here we go we're back from commercial i always told
her how it made me
uncomfortable and that and that the dude always tried to get with her and stuff
wait i thought
this was a woman oh i immediately assumed it was a woman i wanted this to be uh
oh this is a guy
oh that's extra oh jesus ah jesus christ these goddamn women what did she do to
you sir do i
really got to read this do i do i even need to read this you're totally loving
her you're complete
friends with her and then she's flirting with this guy's flirting with her too
much and all of a sudden
now you're not going out with her oh god these goddamn goddamn motherfuckers
all right let's let's
plow ahead i just needed to regroup um so anyway i told her how it made me
uncomfortable
and that the dude was always trying to get with her and stuff but she always
assured me
that she didn't like the dude and she doesn't respect guys like that who hit on
girls even though
they are taken but is she is she telling the guy to leave her alone jesus
christ a couple of months
passed and then an incident happened she was at an office party and according
to her the dude got
super drunk and kissed her anyways this happened on a weekend and came clean
about it the next day
her excuse was that he got drunk and kissed her so it wasn't her fault and that
she didn't kiss him
back so it means there's nothing there of course i didn't listen to that
bullshit and i dumped her
within 10 minutes of being told of that time out a second i'm gonna give you
some applause
there you go exactly exactly i don't buy into that crap that she didn't kiss
him back
because in my head it's like she's saying oh he had his dick in me but i didn't
come back so it's okay
thank you sir i don't even need to answer this you got your head right where
you need to be when is a
guy ever said oh honey don't worry i didn't kiss her back and gotten away scot-free
if a guy said that
he would have got the kicked out of her out of him by his girl i remember the
old uninformed episode
where you and joe were talking about michael richard to some pr guy and joe
said the problem with the
whole situation is that michael richard squirmed when he was apologizing and
didn't just own up to
to his fault that's why he wasn't forgiven and that's the logic i use here that
if she just owned up to
it that the dude kissed her i could deal with it better than her saying she
didn't kiss him back because
back so i should be okay with it okay oh and he goes oh my god i'm basing my
relationship decision
on what joe de rosa says i think i've hit a new low anyway not to make this
email too long but three
months since we broke up and i'm not really sure if it was the right decision
my gut said i did the
right thing but i'm questioning it dude you're questioning it because you
because you love this
girl on some level and because you're lonely and you're going through this but
dude that all right
no offense but that bitch was disrespecting you from day one when that bullshit
was happening
this guy's drunk how did your lips do what did he run across the room like a
superman punch but with
his lips sticking out and she was talking to somebody else and came over and he
was drunk what do what
what led up to the kiss what the were they talking about they were talking
about shit that leads up to a
kiss and your fucking goddamn whore of an ex-girlfriend sat there in that
fucking moment
letting her pussy get a little bit wet but not really fucking doing it her dude
i'm telling you
right now that was the tip of the goddamn iceberg that's the lock the door test
to the 10th fucking
power if you ever saw a bronx tale that's it right there you 100 made the right
fucking decision
you're still a young guy there's a better one coming your way who won't be
flirting with some dick at work and accidentally getting kissed and you think
that that's the only
thing that happened that he accidentally just kissed her and that's where the
fuck it stopped he didn't
accidentally brush against one of her titties fuck that dude you did the right
thing football season's
coming all that money you would have spent on her go get yourself a dish and
get the fucking nfl package
you deserve it all right go on youtube learn how to cook a perfect steak on a hibachi
and enjoy your
fucking team for 16 games i'm telling you let her fade the fuck away and get
yourself a decent woman
good for you sir i applaud you i applaud you for the fucking decision you just
made there that that
that was like it was like in gymnastics when you just stick the fucking landing
10.0 it's over give
him the gold medal you did the right thing fuck her all right that's just the
loneliness you'll find
another good ones are hard to find so it's going to take longer than three
months okay but the last
thing you want to do it's over the trust is gone it's fucking over all right if
you ever think of
going back to her re-listen to this part of the podcast it ends at four 49
minutes 53 seconds
so fast forward to that and rewind whatever in two minutes
ah jesus christ you didn't kiss him back yeah you didn't kick him in the balls
either or yell rape
how the fuck did he kiss you oh my god
uh