Name: Bill Burr & Dan Soder - Advice For Engaged Men
Uploaded: 2025-12-19T22:42:54.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr & Dan Soder - Advice For Engaged Men' from Comedy University on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-12-19. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr & Dan Soder - Advice For Engaged Men' from Comedy University on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-12-19. Transcript available.

I remember being a little kid watching it being like he's got a point that guy
put a lot of time
into that garden yeah well I mean that's one of the that's one of the it's the
comedy of being a
married guy yeah I'm about to enter that moment yeah it's worth you know it's
definitely worth it
but the water definitely flows you know look once every 15 years we get a
tropical storm out here
the rest of the time it's just the water you know which way the water goes that's
hilarious I'm gonna
take that's possibly the best advice I've gotten for being engaged is you're
just like just know
which way the water goes yeah and occasionally you get your day well yeah it is
there's yeah it's I'm
not gonna tell you anything new but it is what it is it's definitely worth it
having kids is awesome
all that type of stuff but the water flows I'm gonna get that tattooed on my
arm so next time
I'm in the kitchen yelling something I'll be like okay no I got it yeah you're
right yeah you're right
why did I do that I'm gonna save myself a weekend of pain no the only way to
beat it you can't argue
the river what you can do is if you quietly accept the river the river starts
to feel a little bad
about what it's doing and then it checks in with you is everything okay this is
the Bruce Lee be water
speech for guys getting married be water just flow just don't push against it
just be like they know
what they're doing yeah and you go along with it and then when you get a little
like don't argue you
just get quiet when you get quiet then they start thinking like all right I've
been pushing a little
too hard that's so far that's all it is but if you actually if you face it yeah
oh yeah no then it's
like then it rages over undertow they find your body down in San Diego the next
time I'm gonna start
an argument or whatever I'm just gonna the the one word of undertow is gonna
come into my head I'm
like no I thought just go with the flow be like yeah you're right and just
quiet just float just back
float let the water take you yes they know you're doing you don't want to be
doing yeah okay so if you're
just cool then they'll just keep doing it but every once in a while if you just
get quiet then
they're like hey yeah like or they come and sit down next to you i know and you're
just like good
i'm all right doing all right is everything all right you know it's fine i have
to hide that then
then then that's that with them so then they got to be like wow how are you are
you you don't seem
like you're fine i think you should do a bit about that yeah you don't seem
like they give you the
little forearm thing next on the couch they go what are you doing is there a
game hunter
or something today yeah you're a guy you like games maybe later and they're
like do you want
to just hang out today it's like yeah oh dude that's hilarious i'm absolutely
taking that advice
yeah don't get ripped into the undertow yeah and then what you do in the
meantime is you know you
go out and get coffee with him you take him to the movies and stuff so you keep
it alive there's
a bad thing don't start drifting yeah don't start drifting because you'll get
to a point where you can't
come back together and then you got to go out and find somebody new and then
these idiot guys that i
love these guys that get divorced that and then get married again i get getting
divorced you were out
yeah and then you go back in like it's going to be different yeah like the
water's going to flow
the other way it's not the water goes one way yeah no bill this undertow
understands this river's gonna
be different it's not i think that was probably the most positive thing we've
said on this podcast
it's good relationship advice well i'll say that i'll have some positive is i i
it you people wouldn't
know this probably but i do like people and i i like listening different points
of view and i don't
care if you're conservative or if you're liberal and i don't think that's a bad
thing and i think that it's
funny that like uh like liberals oh my god uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh