Name: Bill Burr Advice: Always Stoned Boyfriend
Uploaded: 2016-03-23T22:49:12.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr Advice: Always Stoned Boyfriend' from Bill Burr Advice on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-03-23. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr Advice: Always Stoned Boyfriend' from Bill Burr Advice on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-03-23. Transcript available.

all right boyfriend smoking habit hey mr burr love the podcast and the stand-up
come to rochester
new york soon uh i would love oh you know what you know what there's a buffalo
date and a syracuse
date in the works yes ma'am yes sir whatever wherever this is writing this shit
um uh where
the fuck i just scrolled down sorry love the podcast and the stand-up come to
rochester new
york i would appreciate some advice from yourself and the lovely nia if she's
available
uh she ain't here today man all right i've been with my boyfriend for almost
two years
and since day one i knew of his daily weed smoking habit he doesn't let her let
it hinder his life
still very social faithful going to going to work every day uh he's scheduled
he eats healthy and he
goes to the gym four to five days a week i've tried getting used to it um since
it's something
that he does and it and it isn't a problem in his life but i've never wanted to
try drugs or alcohol
so i don't know what the feeling of being under the influence of something is
like not because
not because of that my problem is unless i see him during the day and even then
he'll take a hit
he's not sober is it wrong of me to be concerned that whenever he sees me he's
under the influence
of something uh whenever we go to the movies or a comedy show he'll bring half
a cookie so he can
quote enjoy the show more and why don't i want him to relax after work by vaping
a bag and hanging
out with me considering this habit hasn't hindered his life in any way do i
have a reason to be uneasy
about this i understand why he does it and he tells me it doesn't affect his
feeling about feelings about
me and about us being together but it still makes me uneasy whenever i know he's
high um
yeah well i mean if you don't like it you don't like it and if he enjoys it he
enjoys it so you both
know where you stand um i gotta be honest i mean if someone was drinking every
day there would be
probably an issue with that although there's no medicinal purposes for uh
alcohol is there
unless they're taking an arrow out of your back don't they like rub some on
your gums or some
i can't remember how it goes you take a shot is that what it is you bite down
on a garden
hose i don't remember um
yeah i mean if he's getting baked all the time and he always you know so he'll
enjoy it more yeah
that's a little bit of a red flag i you know honestly if you're doing it every
day and you're
never really sober he just sort of constantly just sort of high um that's
probably not a good way to
go through life but it is his choice i would just tell him just be like look i'm
not saying you can't
smoke but like you you're high all the time and i'm sober so i'm constantly
talking to a a buzzed you
and um it bothers me i would just tell him that and i i think that it's gonna
bother him because
when you smoke weed like that it's a religion you know what i mean it's not
like you know every day
he comes home and he does this one little thing puts his shoes in the wrong
spot or some
shit this is like you're talking about his state of consciousness when he's
around you at all
fucking times basically you want him to alter that so that's some kind of a
major change um
he didn't tell me how old he was but um i don't know i don't know much about
weed i know some people
say they get productive when when they're when they're using it and that type
of stuff but uh
i don't know i i really feel that you know and this is somebody who's like
realized that his
drinking is out of control again so i just sort of stopped for the last three
days um
i mean i really have to watch it with myself okay because i have the kind of
job where you know
i can get up every night basically and then sleep in the next day now granted
my career would suffer and
i wouldn't get anywhere and eventually you know but i mean i could do some
before like i my career
totally did a fucking nose dive provided i didn't like you know do something
stupid like
fucking you know get behind the wheel of a car fucking assault somebody if i
was just getting drunk
every day um yeah that would affect where i was in the business but it'd be
like a long
seven year like tapering off you know back to doing the comedy vault at remington's
in boston which doesn't
exist anymore but um you know i i don't know i i just personally i know i
really got to watch it and my
my thing about people who smoke weed is the fact that they can be on it and
nobody really knows
like you know and once they're high all the time they're experienced being high
and they can just go
to work being high and uh you can't do that drunk you can't go to work like you
know shotgun a beer
and walk in people just know it just doesn't work um but i'm not exactly 100
against it the way i used
to in the early days of this podcast when i didn't know a lot about it now i'm
understanding that there's
certain people you know if they have really active minds they need to fucking
chill out it's actually
a great thing um for them but i i really think if you're doing it all the time
like that yeah like
there's there's probably cause for an issue there you know to bring it up like
hey you kind of
fucking basically wasted every time i talk to you and then also you know that
whole thing you know he
brings half a cookie so he can enjoy the show it's like you can't enjoy it
sober like those are kind of some
um red flags um red flags i don't know and i also think that you can get
addicted to that
shit you know i think you i think your guy is to be honest with you people
always say no you're not
really addicted to it oh yeah you just do it every waking moment you can't
fucking enjoy something
unless you're under the influence of it there's something there it's just
because it's such a mellow thing
and it's not like uh you know i got i got a bunny mind from back in the day
dude he's completely
fucking addicted to that shit he says i love weed because it turns my life into
a movie and um
you know he's basically been high since we were sophomores in high school
and uh without a doubt it's with his memory without a doubt it's it's with his
drive
you know i don't know but i understand wanting to get up every day personally
it's fun
and thing with weed it's so easy a couple of puffs and then boom you're there
you know drinking takes it out i gotta stop talking about this i'm gonna have a
drink i said
i'd take a week off here so all right well good luck with that i would just i
would just say how
you're feeling and um if he gives you know gives you shit back i'd just be like
look i mean i'm not
being an asshole here you're just like you're high every day can you just like
not be high a couple days a week but like how do you do that not feel like you're
infringing on this
guy's fucking lifestyle i mean that's i don't know i would bring it up to him
as i said 20 minutes
ago before I meandered my way through that, sorry about that.