Name: Bill Burr Advice: Anxiety and Depression Moving Out
Uploaded: 2017-01-24T21:45:01.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr Advice: Anxiety and Depression Moving Out' from Bill Burr Advice on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-01-24. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr Advice: Anxiety and Depression Moving Out' from Bill Burr Advice on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-01-24. Transcript available.

hey billy bitch tits jesus i'm a lady and i listen to your podcast religiously
i'm 29 years old and
i've had roommates since i moved out of my parents house when i was 18 i have a
history of anxiety
and depression i found that in addition to taking medicine living with people
really keeps me in
check uh in two weeks i'm going to be moving into my own apartment and living
by myself with my dog
oh that's fucking awesome that's the best i love living alone if i had a dog
too that would have
been tremendous of course it would have died like the fucking plant uh right
now i live with two guys
the three of us are super close but we've lived together for three years and it's
time for us to
move out of the frat house and into our own places i'm nervous about living by
myself because i'm scared
that i'm going to isolate myself and fall back into a cycle of depression again
i live in indy so the
weather is shit right now which doesn't help in the spring and summer i play
intramural sports football
and volleyball i'm very much a guy's girl and i don't have very many
girlfriends i don't ever have a
night i'd rather sit at a bar with a beer and watch football or college
basketball i hate dating i am
straight though do gay people hate dating i don't know i would love to get your
advice for a lady
like me moving in her own apartment for the very first time uh what would you
suggest i do to stay
social and not sit at home alone watching the indiana hoosiers and downing coors
light uh p.s
tell me i said hi and best of luck to you and me on the new your new baby
thanks and go fuck yourself um
oh boy you're asking a fucking loner i love when i finally didn't have to have
roommates and i lived
alone i fucking loved it i loved it i talked to myself i talked to the tv i had
a great
fucking time um and i guess i was i had a level depression there that i wasn't
really aware of
um well don't you get enough sort of interaction when the springtime you play
intramural sports
football volleyball okay so it's the winter time um i don't know you want to go
sledding i'm trying
to think what the fuck you can do is there an adult league snowball fight thing
you can get involved in
there's got to be something that you could do if you're into sports why don't
you just join a
fantasy league with some of your friends um
but i i think what you are is i think you're a sweetheart and you're a
relationship person you're
just afraid to do it so uh that's why you like having roommates you don't like
being alone
i'm totally guessing here by the way i don't fucking know you but i i think uh
i think it's time to give date and a try you know i would do that maybe you're
afraid of doing
that i would i think this seems like you need to face a fear and look at this
living alone as an
opportunity thing and that this is the next logical step to finding the person
you want to be with
in life if that's what you're looking for so i would um embrace living alone
and how fucking awesome
that is and uh decorate your apartment don't do what i did you know have some
color in there and all
that type of shit something upbeat um
and uh i would become social
i would have people over to your place you can i don't know if you cook
there's a zillion things you could do you just have to make the effort
um i don't know why you don't have many girlfriends but it sounds like you do
have some girlfriends
so you only need a couple of friends i would open up to your friends rather
than some psycho on a
podcast not saying this was a bad move but it's a nice step i would open up to
them just say listen
i'm prone to depression so i'm worried that when i live alone that i'm going to
become depressed
you know if you'd like to swing by and watch a game with me
blah blah blah blah blah i would do that i would be open and honest
and maybe go talk to somebody about your depression
um so you don't go down that fucking rabbit hole but it's great that you know
that you're depressed
and that you need to do something about it so that you're way ahead of the game
as opposed to where
i was where i did know i was depressed and i fucking uh
i don't know i made a lot of stupid fucking moves for a long time
all right that's the podcast for this week uh thank you so much for listening
and uh i'll post that video of that cadillac el dorado it's fucking beautiful
all right go fuck yourselves and i'll talk to you on thursday