Name: The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project / Salsa's Not My Real Dad (Full Episode 174)
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project / Salsa's Not My Real Dad (Full Episode 174)' from Anthony Jeselnik on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-09-14. Transcript available.

The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project / Salsa's Not My Real Dad (Full Episode 174)

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we're gonna have five headlines today including a toddler waking up at her
funeral martha stewart
and a salsa that heals all coming up on episode 174 of the jeselnick and rosenthal
vanity project
jrvp jrvp junior vice president what are you some sort of barbarian
i got too busy looking at those eyes it's a mess it's not plugged in
there's no plug today they didn't leave the plug out how do you not it's been a
long uh it's been a long
week let's play it again it's a banger
it's like everything's not just set up perfectly for me i blow it but i'm out
of it you're gonna
have to carry the show this week anthony okay uh as per usual i don't
understand like you'd say
it wasn't set up you're the one who sets it up no but i know but they're like
plugs usually out and
different plugs were into it and i just uh yeah it's a bad job bad job i'm
shocked shocked you asked me
what my quotes from what's your quotes from what's my quotes from uh my quote
this week is from the
movie barbarian i went and saw it sunday night loved it and there's a scene
where the hero uh you know
sees the villain and says what are you some sort of barbarian and that's how
they got the uh the name
a c barbarian everyone's got a c barbarian my friend zach crager i wrote and
directed it uh very
jordan peele-esque coming from sketch comedy to to horror and it's amazing uh
go ahead and watch the
trailer the trailer doesn't give anything away really kind of sets it up a
little bit nothing gives
nothing away do not talk to anyone about the movie do not read anything about
the movie uh just go in
sit down watch it it's the best horror movie of the year uh definitely i think
one of the best
movies i've seen all year and i watched uh on friday night i had off liz was
working so i just sat
and i watched um thor love and thunder on disney plus i watched it for free
hated it so so much
uh just like it was like it was painful it was like watching a kid's movie and
then i watched
barbarian and was like oh thank god thank god they make movies for adults uh it's
just it's just a
great movie everyone should go see it i'm a barbarian fan and when they say i
don't think what
are you heard of it it just it just came out in theaters it's been like i saw a
trailer a little
while ago and it's the number one movie in the country this week i don't need
10 million
dollars it's a slow weekend but uh great movie you don't have to you know
justify it with like
the 10 million dollar gross just give your friends some love number one movie
it's a great it's a
great movie it's a great movie it's like oh well people aren't going to the
theater these days quite
as much and there wasn't a lot of competition it's historically one of the
worst weekends of the
year to put out a movie so a horror movie is going to do okay gangbusters but
go see it i uh
and he uses uh the title like in the movie well like nope i would say was used
excellently uh
the title of the movie like as that's a big moment i think when you say the
name of the movie in the
movie you got to handle that just right they actually say nope in barbarian too
but they
actually say barbarian a lot they're like what are you barbarian and they're
like no i'm not like okay
and then when they finally ask someone if they're the barbarian uh what are you
some sort of barbarian
and they say they answer in the affirmative i don't want to give too much away
but get ready
to hear the word barbarian a lot during the movie great what else is going on
um let's see i want
to get i want to feel feisty this week you're giving me a lot of shit before
the show you can't you
came in with an armful of problems that are that are not adult problems what
are you talking about
next week my mom and dad are coming in i don't know if i can do the show i didn't
say that i just said
we might just like push it back we do things like that you know to to bend the
schedule around a
little bit get them from the airport get them a car get them a car where they
got the sign waiting
for them remember when i did that for you coming back from japan i got you and
your family the car
with the sign how awesome was that it was great it's the best the one time i
tried to do it for my
parents the there was i was using this car service like the like best car
service i forget the name
of it um but my parents came in and i had the same driver a bunch you know i
kept having the same
driver and he wouldn't have a sign he would just be like waiting for me and be
like anthony hey
and we'd go and so i got it from my parents and it happened to be this guy and
he just thought it was
for me and i was like hold the sign this is jessel nick and my parents looked
around for him for like
45 minutes and couldn't find him and i was like this is not what i paid for i
didn't pay for you to
be friends with me and like notice me uh pick up my parents but didn't the sign
say jessel nick he
just thought he would have a sign he didn't have a sign he was like i know him
and i was thinking
like why would you get us a car but that was as thanks because that was on your
trip to japan
and then we were coming home from japan it wasn't a thanks it was a sorry that
i'm abandoning you and
coach remember how i upgraded to first class on the way back and didn't hang
out with you guys at all
i was like i'm getting you a car with the car seats because you have a special
car seat and you said it
was it was a huge help but i didn't even talk we had a yeah walker was an
infant at that moment
we got in the plane i drank my way from japan that was the last i saw you and
then i got off
immediately didn't wait for you went and got my bag went through customs and
was gone i had to get
home i was just happy you know they didn't take you off the plane that happens
sometimes too they could
have i remember there was like there was a beer machine in the first class
lounge that i abandoned
you to go to maybe i think i got through security way before you guys and just
waited in there
it was a thing where you just put the glass in like a machine and it poured you
a perfect pour of a
beer and then gave it to you and i was like this is the coolest i'm gonna sit
here and drink all day
i'm flying business class to london for work that's the first time as part of
my my new contract we
get to fly business class so this is no it's awesome this is a step does the nfl
since you're doing a
show you're doing two shows in london how are ticket sales for that uh people
uh they're it's doing
great people should check it out ticket master we're at the uh o2 kentish forum
arena or something
like that uh it's a theater it's great uh tickets are going great but yeah
check check that out on
ticket master or my uh my social media um we're doing one show there we're
doing obviously our
podcasts as well and doing some fan events and whatnot but yeah that's in a
couple weeks i'm excited
cool um yeah i'm tickets tickets are going well for uh for my tour uh this fall
i think a third of the
shows are already sold out uh if you live in salt lake city and you're on
tickets yet you're fucked
um but uh some shows in san jose sold out i'm very excited uh phoenix sold out
uh but there's a lot
of shows around la that uh that are getting up there but i'm riding that kanye
wave i'm still riding the
kanye wave uh that people are just i gotta go see this guy live do you think
that really helped sell
some tickets who knows i i truly have no idea i i assume maybe like on tiktok
things will be like
oh you know kanye loves this guy or something but i don't know i think it's my
fans
fucking with me i was curious if uh the kanye pop had any impact on the jeselnick
and rosenthal
vanity project jrvp junior vice president but no we're pretty much the same uh
you know last week was
same up same as normal we're we're a nice steady ship you know very steady
every episode is just
about the same it's like creeping upwards and last week was consistent with
that so the kanye people
didn't come out especially to hear you talk about it last week it's a marathon
not a sprint uh people
buying merch that's good i'm trying to get i'm gonna i want to get a 20 year uh
jeselnick t-shirt
up on the store for oh yeah you got to do that yeah but how do you like sell it
at the place you
can't i know i'm not going to sell it i'm never going to be the guy who's like
thanks for coming
to the show now buy more shit um never you can buy it you can buy stuff online
i'll have vinyl coming
out soon uh and if i can get a t-shirt be like hey if you want to if you want
to get a t-shirt
to celebrate uh my 20 anniversary then uh then check it out but we'll see if
that even happens
um sad news this week uh lost a friend in comedy i don't know if you heard
about david a arnold
if you knew who that was he had a netflix special come out a couple months ago
great guy david a
arnold was not a good friend of mine but i knew him for a long time in comedy
one of those guys that
everyone absolutely loved uh great dad uh great husband and things with this
career were like really
starting to pop like he was a tv writer a tv producer and it's been around
forever and was starting
to get his flowers as kanye says to me um and uh had a heart attack and uh i'm
not even sure i'm
supposed to say that but it was it was it was a uh it was not a it was not an
underhanded death
which happens often in the comedy community which i think is even sadder when
someone's like on the
up and up their life's like not that his life was ever bad but it was like he
was about to uh do great
things and everyone was just uh just devastated so check out david a arnold's
uh comedy specials on
netflix he's got two i believe and the new one just came out a few months ago
but very funny guy
and a fucking total sweetheart so i wanted to uh this is happening too i feel
like this is like
just part of the week it's like who died in comedy this week i love that you
say that you
diminish the flowers i'm trying to give by saying that comedians die because
people in the sports
world t