Name: The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project / Here I Am, Rock You Like An Anal Bead (Full Episode 175)
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project / Here I Am, Rock You Like An Anal Bead (Full Episode 175)' from Anthony Jeselnik on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-09-21. Transcript available.

The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project / Here I Am, Rock You Like An Anal Bead (Full Episode 175)

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jrvp junior vice president sometimes a winner is a dreamer who just won't quit
you know it's like sometimes you you say one of those little openers and then i
just laugh i'm in i'm in the moment i'm just looking into those dreamy uh green
eyes
of yours blue eyes i don't even know i'm colorblind and then i forget to hit
the button my eyes are dreamy my eyes are dreamers that just won't quit
they're winners i got winners i got winners what is that from it's from the
movie rudy okay i uh i went i went to notre dame this weekend with my dad my
brother my brother's wife rochelle i brought liz i got to see most of my family
two sisters couldn't make it this weekend but i went and saw my brother in chicago
and then the next day we drove to valparaiso indiana where my sister now lives
bought this great new house this amazing house huge yard basketball court that
can be converted into a tennis court it's like it's like a kid's dream
dream they they own that yeah they own it it's an incredible house uh are they
gonna convert it convert it no it like it does like you took a basketball court
and then just put the put the net up uh but it was uh it was great it was
awesome and then ever make you like want to you know have a different life
where you could just be out living in the middle of the country with courts i
considered it i mean not that i would want to live in uh the middle of the
country but it was like it's like a gated community like the lawns are
beautiful uh it's like very peaceful it's a very peaceful
one of those like 20 20 mile per hour speed limits you know just seemed very uh
very private and the kids the kids love it they're very happy to uh to be there
liz went and explored the town of valparaiso i did not
and uh had a good time but the notre dame game was fun which just needed some
like alone time or something it's a lot that's a lot of justice no her roommate
is from valparaiso and i couldn't believe she was going i was like telling her
all these things she had to check out so she just went and made a coffee run on
uh on sunday but the uh the game was fun and got us in a rudy mood one of my
dad's friends uh lives just off campus and has like parties like every day for
the game all his friends come by and uh and he's kind of just like a pillar in
the notre dame community and we went and he's written books about notre
and uh he had all these pictures up in his basement and one is of him wearing
the jacket that rudy wears in the movie rudy and i've seen that movie a million
times i've never seen it it's oh it's great it's a great sports movie vince vaughn
is it's one of vince vaughn's early roles it's awesome
and uh and uh i saw a picture of him wearing like the jacket rudy wears in the
movie and i was like do you still have that and he's like oh yeah this like
vintage varsity jacket notre dame that i was like maybe like maybe he'll give
it to me this guy he just met but he did not he's trying to give it to someone
in his family which is bullshit did you bring it up no i just tried it on and i
thought he'd be like if you if you did you take pictures with the rudy jacket
someone took pictures of me i'm sure liz was snapping away
those was snapping you get it that's you know that's an instagram content right
there now you're a social media
guy you've got a whole team for that i mean when you get the rudy jacket
yeah i would i mean i might even think about getting like a new one like they
made new ones when the movie
came out because people wanted them but the all the original that's like you
know came out he bought it in
like 68 is uh is awesome but that's the actual wait it's the actual rudy jacket
he wore in the uh
movie sean astin it's the same it's not the same jacket it's the same like it
looks the same it's
it's like they stole those jackets tell people it was that jacket and then
charge them to come in and
take a picture but then they'd say is this the jacket he wore in the movie or
is this the jacket that the
real guy wore in the 60s sean astin sean austin i like when sean astin the the
movie came out rudy
came out and they had sean astin come to notre dame and come out at halftime
and wave to everyone
and everybody booed him because they thought he made notre dame look like dorks
because he was his
you know rudy's a dork what yeah but that's like i thought i thought notre dame
people love the movie
rudy they love it now but like they don't love it who does when at first
everyone everyone loves rudy
i feel like there's some rudy backlash i haven't watched it so i'm kind of
talking out of my ass
but i feel like there's a segment of the populace that's like rudy's just like
a bunch of bullshit
no it's a true story it's just like we've been force-fed notre dame on nbc how
about you like win
a game notre dame for 30 years how about you win a meaningful game we've we've
heard about this rudy
stuff um what about the you know what about equality what about equality for uh
for everyone do you
remember when we got kicked off comedy central podcasting because you're your
anti-catholic bias
they just kept bleeding out i wouldn't say it's a bias i think it's just
observation what do you
have against notre dame some people don't like notre dame we were getting we
played cal and i
say we uh but uh we played cal and the cal the cal fans were they all seem like
very rich california
people but no nothing was crazy and this was like not drinking soup it really
paid off i'm in like
five months uh yeah five months i think today damn five months a couple days
ago about that and that
was my five months was my was my high mark that's when the pandemic hit
and i went right back to drinking uh you know in 2020 i'd been at five months
but i'm looking forward
to six months seven months tour starts in a couple of weeks so going getting
sober through that tour
will be will be fun but this was like being at tailgates in like 85 degree
weather at like noon
the hot sun i was so happy to just be drinking water just pounding water felt
great made it through
that game made my dad happy liz enjoyed it was everyone else though they're
sloppy like no game
nobody no one like i think people just really you couldn't drink and survive i'm
sure i saw people
with beers here and there uh but it was just so goddamn hot that you didn't
want to mess with it
there was a game they won it was a crazy game yeah it was a game it was the
kind of game where and i'm
like listen i talked to liz about this i was like listen let's just like make
my dad happy everything's
great we're not gonna complain about the weather we're not gonna complain about
anything we're just
gonna enjoy it but the first the first quarter and a half it was a very slow
game every play is an
incomplete pass and the clock is just not moving it's not moving that in the
second half when it
was just like run like a run a run a run i was to stay in bounds i was thrilled
but i watched the
clock after every play but it was it was a great it was great to be back at
notre dame i've been back
in 20 years since i was a kid uh it was fun to walk around campus my dad was
just thrilled it was cool
what would it what would it be like to be that guy your dad's friend who is the
uh the institution
the local guy who's throwing the party before every game that's a that's a
different life can like can
you imagine doing that at tulane not that anyone would give a shit about the
football team but
whatever the equivalent would be at tulane having a place that like tulane alums
hang out at maybe
mardi gras parties you know b&p gardner yeah i i couldn't do it he's got so
many for those guys
so many friends from back in the day that they just like kind of being the hub
you can stop by if
you're in town you just come by and check it out it was a beautiful house he'd
built just for the
purposes of entertaining and uh and we had we had a good time liz got to meet
the family my she'd already
met my brother and my uh my sister-in-law but got to meet everybody else
everyone was like swooning
over her everybody loved her my mom loved her dad even my dad's friends were
excited and then she told
them after the game they were like how'd you enjoy the game she's like oh it
was great she's wearing like
notre dame hat she just bought and she's like oh i've never been to a football
game before and then
it was on it was like a girl at like a party being like how i don't understand
how video games work
and they're just like oh my god let me tell you that she was getting hit on
left and right by by
people over the age of 70 it was awesome she she reflects well on you you bring
her places and people
are like huh yeah i guess you're not a total piece of shit if you uh if you
pulled this honey i mean
you you said it not me uh just like you know i think everyone's happy to see
you happy to see you
with uh such a nice you know well-rounded person like liz you calling her fat
that's i meant like
interesting you know it's not you're not just bringing her and she's just like
there you know
she's got a lot it's got a lot of pizzazz a lot to offer i think people have
they've gotten the anthony
experience at this point i don't know like how they feel about your sobriety
they're probably excited
about that your family i don't really know but i just feel like they so that's
new is is my point
here but i feel like they've gotten the anthony experience so a little
something extra is nice
you sound jealous you sound like you're mad that when you started seeing emica
tha