Name: The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project / Yippee Ki-Yay Phantom Thread (Full Episode 183)
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project / Yippee Ki-Yay Phantom Thread (Full Episode 183)' from Anthony Jeselnik on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-11-30. Transcript available.

The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project / Yippee Ki-Yay Phantom Thread (Full Episode 183)

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it's christmas theo it's the time of miracles so be of good cheer and call me
when you hit the last lock
volume volume volume's up fuck me i knew i've sounded weird this whole time too
anyone else notice that
no i was gonna send an email
am i plugged in the wrong way or something fuck we always gotta test this shit
uh we're leaving this in we are not leaving this in we're leaving it in
uh what i don't know why we don't check the music before i think he's got you
sometimes
i was hearing it faintly hit it again
we're leaving it okay we are not leaving that we're leaving what is the point
the point is we
don't have to do five pre-rolls again well you can just have we can have aaron
edit it aaron is uh
people like this you like it i do after a certain point people don't like it
okay you're you're you're
anti i'm pro aaron anti or pro i'm pro well of course because he has less work
to do now yeah it's it's
not that hard we leave it in the video if people want to go check out anthony's
uh youtube channel
subscribe and watch us on video and you can get uh my total f up but if not we're
editing out like a
minute of dead air but although i don't want to edit out you dancing as uh the
song starts to play
like a six-year-old a six-year-old yeah i dance like a six-year-old but it was
uh the home screen
or whatever on the title page if you will uh when i danced so no dancing and in
90 minutes when we're
done with this podcast you will not remember that you wanted to redo the
beginning and we are not
ask me what my quotes from what's your quote aaron do you know what my quotes
from oh yeah it's die
hard yes yes i knew aaron would know it and greg would not i think most guys
would know the die
hard reference you most guys could quote die hard front to back you're making
it a gender thing
yeah yeah i am i think guys probably watch die hard more than most girls do i
think a lot of girls
would get it as well if they had dads or abusive boyfriends but um the uh theo
that that is a line
spoken by uh what's the guy's name hans gruber yeah hans gruber but what was
the actor's name alan
rickman alan rickman yes alan rickman the great alan rickman amazing bad guy in
die hard amazing bad
robin hood prince of thieves with kevin costner and kristian slater and morgan
freeman and morgan
freeman's in that isn't morgan freeman in uh prince of tides no prince of
thieves robin robin hood yes
robin and prince of these i saw it when i was in eighth grade maybe eighth
grade maybe maybe seventh
grade maybe sixth grade it came out in theaters and that was like the date
movie i think it was sixth
grade we sang it in the sixth grade chorus everything i do i do it for you yeah
you did
yeah how many people were in that chorus a lot like over 50 so it's 50 kids
singing everything i do i do
it for you yeah because you had the option to not take you could if you you had
to take band or chorus
and if you were terrible at music uh or playing instruments like i was then you
sang brian adams
then you just stood in the back of chorus and kind of sang very quietly you
didn't have a solo
um but yeah he uh alan rickman says that to uh the tech guy in the in the heist
crew and that guy died
um and the quarterback is toast was his most famous line in diehard uh love
that guy have you
re-watched it already in the holiday season diehard yeah no i haven't re-watched
it in a while you
said i used to just see when it was on tv or when it was on like cable but the
guy died theo who he's
talking to died alan rickman already dead so i thought let's combine he died in
real life yes oh
damn he's also in top gun could you imagine if i was like hey uh the guy died
in the movie and i
thought i'd just give him a shout out i thought it made sense because it's like
it we're turning the
page thanksgiving's over and uh we're moving on to the christmas season and
that's like diehard season
for a lot of people and i was figuring like you and all your bros like you know
bro america all
started watching diehard and little greg doesn't know the references apparently
no i thought it's
the holidays the guy's dead it's the perfect storm i started break the news to
you aaron i know you
guys were close yeah um sundown in top gun oh yes that's right the guy you
never know his name i think
he's the guy who when tom cruise sings you lost that love and feeling to kelly
mcgillis when he
kind of stops he does the first verse and then that guy theo uh takes the mic
and starts singing
like the next verse picks it up yeah and everyone ignores him yep everyone's
like no we're done with
this yep tom cruise did it we like that you you can just fade out while he
talks to kelly mcgillis
in the bathroom yeah clarence gilliard jr now you're now you're all caught up
yeah you want to
go over like step by step anymore 80s movie scenes whenever i have to explain a
quote to you that aaron
gets immediately i should be doing the podcast i saw die hard and i saw it
probably a second or third
time in high school and it's been it's been a while so how are you going to
remember it that long
aaron how old are you i just turned 40. see it would be so cool if aaron and i
had met in college
you know maybe i would be i would be a senior you'd be a freshman but that
thing about good this
podcast would be think about how in-depth into die hard we could go and the
sequels if we uh if it
was me and you aaron oh maybe a side project sure jeselnik with a vengeance aaron
what's your last
name brungard jeselnik and brungard vanity project jvvp junior brungard junior
vice president um
yeah we'll talk about it after the show uh how was your thanksgiving greg it
was great
uh had it at home nothing nothing too crazy just the four of us uh played a
little tennis that day
that's become a tradition they just leave leave the courts you usually have to
reserve them they're
just like wide open and absolutely no one's there even with the pickleball
pandemic yeah it does i don't
know if everyone's just out for uh for thanksgiving i guess and so they're just
wide open and the kids are
how you know get out a little bit during the day otherwise watch some football
was good it was the
first time i didn't work on thanksgiving in i don't know how long maybe 15
years why didn't you have
to work just because of our schedule we had a show the next morning now we didn't
have to do it on
on thanksgiving itself so although i had to talk about those games be ready uh
but it was great how
was how was yours it must be nice to let you get to be with your family your co-hosts
get to be with
their families um mine was good i since my since my tour ended since my tour
ended uh two weekends ago
we had the week off i finished uh out the seven the 20th anniversary tour in
style
in ontario uh at the improv there some of the best shows of the weekend uh
loved ontario it was not
they're not one of the biggest clubs i did but it was just like a small roof
like a low ceiling
small roof a low ceiling and uh big laughs and just had a great uh great great
time glad it's over
but it's like i've got to kind of downshift after a tour ends where i need like
a week you did that
after thanksgiving no before okay because we had if we had uh last week's
podcast then i would have
talked about this but uh as soon as it was done i was like all right now let's
like kind of like
purge this from my system and i'm not drinking so i can't just go off and go go
nuts but i've been
pretty lazy and enjoying myself uh going to nice dinners and trying to like
treat myself i was like i
i bought a watch i bought like an expensive watch as like a 20th anniversary
present to myself and
then returned it immediately was like i don't like this watch it's a nice watch
but i didn't
i didn't love it it wasn't worth the money are you into watches no i got a i
got myself a rolex
for my 40th birthday um and then uh and then i just i saw this watch i was
looking at other stuff
and saw this watch was like that's a really cool watch you know what that i can
i can justify that
as a uh as a 20th anniversary present and then was like i don't want this i don't
like it
i don't think i'd become a watch guy no matter how much money i have i don't
think i'd ever become
a car guy not that i wouldn't buy like a fairly nice car but i would never get
deep into it it's
just it's not in me i'm certainly not deep into it but once i got my rolex like
i never wore a watch
before that but i got one and i like wearing it on stage um i like wearing it
sometimes but when do
when you have a nice watch and you're just wearing that same one all the time
then it's like well
two would be nice switch it up a little bit like i couldn't imagine having like
a hundred like some
do and i don't research watches but if i see one i like i'm like oh that's cool
i can afford that
um but yeah i've returned that so i'm just like looking for things to do to
celebrate and burn off
some of this energy before i get creative again the month of december i've got
to write jokes i've got
to do sets again i'm doing a set tonight to try out some new stuff i've written
um since the end of
the tour but i'm uh i'm just kind of excited to be done and i can't be too
unhealthy even though i did
get sick i got sick like a maybe like five five or six days ago just wasn't
feeling well and i took
a covid test was like do i have covid no i do not um what is this liz starts to
feel the same thing
it's a little scratchy throat like a littl