Name: The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project / Bones and All Again (Full Episode 186)
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project / Bones and All Again (Full Episode 186)' from Anthony Jeselnik on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-12-21. Transcript available.

The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project / Bones and All Again (Full Episode 186)

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our special year-end episode 186
of the jessel nick and rosenthal vanity project jrvp junior vice president oh
shit i'm about to turn
obama
you know this one's gonna rock when i don't fuck up the intro yeah that's first
it's exciting it's gonna
be a good one do you get my quote i'm about to turn obama no i'm at that point
i'm so focused on the
buttons now i'm not gonna really react as well as i did before you didn't react
great before you
just be like what's that from i don't know i still don't know um it's a obama
44th president i'm turning
44 today's the 20th i'll turn 44 on the 22nd so that's my that's my obama year
you know when i'm 45
will be my trump year you know 46 my biden year 47 will be trump year again you
know it's gonna be
great what uh that that would be sad what are you doing in your first trump
year like in my first
45 yeah when you're 45 then what like what what does that mean for that year
like year of the goat
everyone knows is very peaceful uh on a lot of grass like yeah what is 45 trump
year spray tan
the biden year biden 46 uh aviator sunglasses all the time i mean that's not
too far off no i get
more naps it'll be great oh you you now have they're not really aviators you
have what 20 different
pair of these like one of a kind sunglasses yeah i've got a lot it's ridiculous
i keep almost giving
them away i almost gave them away as kerosene's presents and liz was like no
these are like this
is way too nice a gift to give someone uh i'll i'll take them i'm kind of like
that now with but
with jackets because on nfl network that's now my just go to with a t-shirt and
a jacket so i have a
million different jackets and right now i decided to dress up and wear my
father-in-law's jacket that
he gave me right off of his back um because i don't have any family around me
this is the closest that
i can get would you say that's the nicest thing emica's dad ever gave you no he's
given me other
clothes right off his back that i also enjoyed he also gave you his daughter
that's why it was a
trap you got trapped um yeah i didn't i wore jacket like a sport coat and t-shirt
for like a leg of a
tour being like i'm so sick of these button-down shirts let me just throw t-shirts
and they'll be
easier and i look like shit i was a button-down always looks better i hate them
i only own like
i wear normal jackets usually not like a a sport coat but this one's cool so i
like it yeah it's
cool so people got to check us out on youtube and yeah as i mentioned at the
top here we're taking
next week off it'll be uh right after christmas we have to i think everyone's
taking next week off
like we would have come in if we could have but uh but every the offices are
closed like no one's
doing podcasts christmas week so this is it this is it for the year unless you
work for the nfl
you got old roger goodell scheduling three games on christmas 11 on christmas
eve monday night
football the day after thank god for that thank god anyone who's got to sit
with their family is
like so happy there's four football games on on christmas day i'd be thrilled i
mean there's no
good games uh my game is christmas eve i don't know if we're gonna greg and i
are like figuring out
our christmas plans where you know liz leaves liz's birthday is tomorrow i'm
taking her out then at
midnight it's my birthday it's jessel time and we do my plans and then she
leaves the next morning to go
home for a week and then rummy is going away whoa rummy's getting his own
little vacation on the uh
on the 23rd to the 26th so it frees me up time for greg that greg can come to
my place and not get
eaten up so maybe you come to my place to watch the games maybe go to your
place i'm happy doing either
one uh maybe see a movie i don't know if i'm gonna pull the trigger on avatar
but uh but we'll see i
would like to go see avatar i'm not really feeling avatar i know you're the
worst person to try to get to go
maybe the only way i would ever go and and see it though is is with you so
maybe just to know what
the people are talking about i suggested uh women talking if it's out in
theaters by then uh you
know maybe just have some spirits or or whatever uh before seeing yeah that
movie about um a group of
mennonite women who uh were raped in their sleep and then have to figure out
how to get out of it i
recommended a couple years ago on this very episode the year-end episode one of
the best books i've read
in the last five years by miriam tapes i heard though that in like in avatar 2
way of the water
that it's a lot like women talking that the avatars the mennonite avatars are
getting raped
in their sleep and they have to come together to try to what are they they come
together to try to stay
awake for a long time no what do you know they're coming awake to make coffee
figure out figure out
what to do figure out how to fight back or get out of the situation it's
directed by sarah polly who i love
uh so i'm excited sounds like i am excited for it but yeah it's probably not a
christmas movie sounds
like a nightmare on elm street situation you know where they're all just trying
to keep themselves awake
you know coffee burning cigarettes on their arm and then they fall asleep and
it's like oh it's
freddy krueger i shouldn't have been a mennonite mennonites is mennonites are
never good news
i hate that i brought this up and it sounds like i'm almost making light of it
when the book
was uh was great art um and powerful and i think the movie's gonna be good too
but how does it end
is it like i'm not telling you you gotta see they gotta read it i would read it
first if it's just
one guy is it just one guy who's plowing through the mennonite women while they
sleep or is it like
a bunch of dudes um yeah it's not just one guy it's like uh well they don't
really know because
they're asleep but i i think it's you're meant to understand it's it's more
than one the movie
starts there so i'm not giving anything away do you think it kind of sets up
like an like a
unrealistic expectation that mennonites are the deepest sleepers like i don't i
don't you told
me what it's about i don't understand it i don't get it but i don't have to um
it's my christmas
it's my year it's my birthday um rooney mars in this claire foy jesse buckley
good good cast
better cast better cast in avatar too i'm having a good week uh my assistant
started uh miss kim
started on monday she's coming as you meets me at my place uh takes the dog
takes him for a little
walk so they can bond and when i brought rummy i brought rummy down to meet her
in the lobby
uh yes on monday and he saw her and like ran up to her and like jumped up like
he does when he gets
like really excited about someone like you're gonna be treats you're gonna be
fun that i was very
happy we walked him together and then this morning she came and just uh just
like took him just came
to the front door took him went out came back i was like here's all the shit
you got to do for me
it's awesome and what uh what type of stuff it's like clerical stuff it's i
mean it's a little bit
of like what my manager's office was doing that she's not going to take over
that like getting flights
for myself for my opener for this uh tour coming up um appointments doctor's
appointment dentist
appointment vet appointment different things i've got to have taken care of so
now is like when i
have like stuff for her to do she'll work this week she'll get next week off
and then come back
with a vengeance in january but i'm going to run out of stuff real fast that i'm
like it's like how
much can i i don't know if maybe i'll give her some some uh some stuff maybe
she can go through the
emails i i i could use some help uh the rosenthal operation i've been helped
out by emica here
going through the emails the links feel like maybe she could help there she
could i mean i listen i'm
i'm running out of stuff already so anything that we can give to her why is uh
rummy's treat me like
i'm freddy krueger anytime i come up to the house even though i'm your oldest
friend here we're best
friends and i've met him many times he's great he's great to you in your place
you come into my place
no he's not he he like bar he ran around the whole house and walker still tells
that story about how
rummy ran around the house and he like went went for the hills walker went for
the hills yeah what
yeah they like ran away because rummy started just like running around uh our
house like crazy you're
trying to keep him outside you don't remember this dogs get the zoomies man
zoomies are okay was it
your place or was that in san diego when i got the airbnb no it was in santa
monica yeah i think we
were he was out you were keeping him in the front or the back i don't remember
we took a walk
and then like the door open and he just like ran around the house walker still
remembers it he likes
running around he rummy's cool yeah i think you give off bad vibes rummy's like
a very inquisitive
he knows people uh but he likes girls he's happy with girls and you didn't do
go through the training
that this girl went through with rummy if rummy's trainer hooked up with you
and you guys like took
rummy through some stuff then maybe he would like you more but you don't give a
good you know you act
scared he can read that right she and if i give off those bad vibes she's she's
not gonna hook up with
me you're you're taking my words literally okay yeah sorry amica do you think
what are the chances
amica's listening to this in japan it is not happening i think i think she's
listened to us less lately
had my uh had my last largo of the year i'd taken a couple months off while i
was on the road and did
largo uh last weekend great show really fun i had some people booked uh and
then mark maron just showed up
walked in off the street and was like wait is it saturday i mean no it's friday
mark he's like oh
i'm like do you want to go up he's like yeah yeah i want to go up and i was
like all right cool
it was fun it was a it was a good show now i'm almost done for the year i had a
show last night
do you think he really showed up on the wrong day yes he thought it was either
and i think the owner
of largo told him the wrong day he was like they're right and he had a show at
the store later on
he's gonna try to drop in but uh but that was a fun time i did a show last
night where i got to give
things away and now i'm done until i think i have the rest of the 