Name: The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project / Sing Like No One is Listening (Full Episode 192)
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project / Sing Like No One is Listening (Full Episode 192)' from Anthony Jeselnik on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-02-15. Transcript available.

The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project / Sing Like No One is Listening (Full Episode 192)

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My pronouns are kiss my ass.
What?
Wait, what dumbass said that? Where's that from?
You didn't see the ad this week? That was from... You started way early. The
theme song's not
even close to being over. I just couldn't get it to. I thought you can talk
over it. We can
add new elements to the show. That's true. You know, just mix it up. This is
how we get
more listeners. I didn't say two pre-rolls right at the beginning, you know?
No, you didn't. You did mix it up. That was from Roseanne Barr's comedy special,
which aired on Fox News, I believe, this weekend. I just saw the clip on
Twitter. I watched like a
minute of it because there was someone who posted a clip. And it's not great.
It's about what you'd
expect. I saw a thing. This guy, the Comics Comic, he's a comedy blogger doing
it for a long, long
time. Had an article that said there's been like 50 some comedy specials
released this year already.
If you include like YouTube, Netflix, HBO, like there were two different HBO
specials released this
weekend. Marc Maron's special, which is incredible. Check out Marc Maron's new
special on HBO just
premiered Saturday night. It's one of the best I've seen all year. That was
great. But Roseanne's
also premiered, I think, believe Friday night. And it's a my pronouns are kiss
my ass kind of thing.
And at one point they cut to the audience. And it's a bunch of like people who
like love Fox and are at
this thing. And they're like trying to enjoy themselves, but it's bad. Like it's
not good.
And I thought that was very funny.
So that was my, that was my quote this week. Again, I love Roseanne comedy's
young man's game.
Didn't I say last week, like she's not canceled. She could just do standup. And
then as soon as I saw
that clip, I was like, no, she, no, she can't.
I mean, she, listen, Roseanne lives a great life. She can do whatever she wants
and she does whatever
she wants. So when it comes time to like hop on the stage, I don't believe she's
like touring the
land, uh, getting it together. Like I'm going to fucking Louisville, uh,
tomorrow morning for,
uh, two shows a night, Thursday through Saturday. I believe there's still
tickets available for the
late show Thursday, the show we added. Uh, so get on that. If you want to come,
come to my, uh,
I'm healthy again tour. I got Louisville this weekend and next weekend,
Oklahoma city,
which I'm excited about. And there've been Oklahoma city and the weekend after
West Nyack,
where I will meet Liz's mother.
Whoa. Yeah. Yeah. They live nearby. They're going to come.
You feel like you're ready for this, uh, stage of the relationship.
I'm fine with, she's met my parents. I'm fine meeting her mom. Like I bet she's
more nervous
about me meeting her mom than I am of meeting her. I'm cool with it.
I would be, I'm fine, but they're going to come. They're going to come to, uh,
I didn't introduce you to my parents for a while. I had to make sure, you know,
you were keeper.
I met your parents right away so they could take me to dinner.
That's true. Right away.
I totally made that up.
How was, uh, I'll get into my weekend. Uh, but how was your Superbowl? You were
gone.
We taped last Monday and then Greg left on Tuesday and just got back, uh,
yesterday.
Yeah. Um, in time for Valentine's Day so we can spend it together.
That's right. Uh, came back with my, uh, my father-in-law and his drinking
buddy.
Watanabe-san.
Yeah.
Uh, does Watanabe-san have any buddies that aren't drinking buddies?
No. Yeah. No. He, uh, he came in for the Superbowl. He arrived Saturday night.
So it was a quick,
quick trip, quick turnaround. My week was, uh, was great. It was a good Superbowl
week. Now that I'm
like, now that I've done it here and there, it's actually been three years
since a normal Superbowl
because of the pandemic. And then last year's Superbowl was like halfway there
pandemic wise,
but also it was in LA. So I was just sleeping at home and it wasn't the normal
thing. So it was
nice. It was also like the first, just in terms of my experience for the week,
like the first one
on this new contract and like, we're getting like better, you know, we're in
first class and we get, um,
cars to the game and getting us from the airport there and back and just like
little things all along
the way, which, and we had got better guests too for our show was great. Like
the set, like everything
was good and it really did make a difference. And like, wow, this is nice.
Now I'd heard there were some issues with Phoenix because there was like a huge
golf tournament
this weekend that it was like a strange, it was impossible to get a hotel.
Yeah. That's every Phoenix Superbowl is like this. Cause there's always that
golf tournament and it's,
yeah, people are staying in somewhat shady hotels that are like costing like a
thousand dollars a
night. Did you think about giving up your hotel room the way Michael Irvin did
for the people?
I did not. Um, I did not give up a hotel room. I actually had an extra hotel
room because they
mistakenly gave a hotel room in the, in a different hotel because they still
had me written down as a
New York, like, uh, NFL employee. I don't know how this happened. This has
never happened before
in 10 years, but they called me all panicked being like, no one's claimed your
room. I've been like,
I've been here for two days. It was like another room. Uh, so I wish I had
known that information.
I could have taken advantage of it and gotten it, uh, for one of my friends.
Okay. I was gonna say, how would you take advantage of that? Sounds good.
Sounds spicy.
Um, I did see, uh, you showed me a picture of Watanabe son, your father-in-law
at the game.
He doesn't look like having the time of his life. Is that going on social media
anywhere? Will he
post it somewhere? Cause it's, it's an all timer. It's like a, when he dies and
is buried, they will
put that above his coffin. I, I haven't discussed whether it can be put out yet.
Uh, I want to put it
out. It definitely looks like him as a character in Miami Vice, but surrounded
by the Chiefs cheerleaders
with like incredible lighting and him and his very cool jacket and sunglasses.
It's, it's incredible.
It's incredible. It's a tattooable photo. You would, you would definitely want
that.
Um, but the game was great. You enjoyed being at the game. I always loved the
game. I mean,
that's the best part of the week. I still am a big football dork. And I did
some radio
broadcasting for TalkSport over in the UK, which like, I love to the point
where like, I now want to
figure out if I can pursue this at all, like in terms of my job, like doing it
more. Uh, cause it's
so fun. It helps, helps me like lock into the game in a totally different way.
And I think I'm good at
it. So you're calling the game. I was one of the color guys on TalkSport Radio's
broadcast of the game.
Yeah, there's, I was like the, the second analyst. Yeah. What do you think
there's ever like a,
there's a world where you and I could call a game together. We could do like
our Manning cast.
We could do like our Jesselnick and Rosenthal Vanity Project cast.
JRPG cast. JRPG cast. Junior Vice President. Cast. Um, do you think that could
ever happen?
I don't think we're going to get Super Bowl right off the bat, but, um, I think
if we're down to
like do a two, no me, two lane, there's not enough interest. I think we could
figure this out.
I would even do, I would do a preseason game. Do like a Thursday night. No,
like a Thursday night game. I don't know who's going to pay for this is what I,
I guess maybe all things comedy, we could figure out something. Yeah. If there
was a way,
you and I together, I think would be, would be really funny when we, I don't
think we ever discussed,
I don't know if we did this last week, the Tony Romo news that's out there that
they had like an
intervention for him to try to make him better, which seems like a humiliating
leak to get out
there. Seems, seems calculated. Like they did it to send a message. Yeah. Um,
he hasn't spoken
about it at all, nor, nor should he, but, and I, and they're like, oh no, we
talked to where we try
to make people better every year, but that he's like, just stop doing any kind
of research,
just shows up and they paid him so much goddamn money that why would he change?
Which I totally agree with. And I'm not a Tony Romo hater. I, I don't pay that
much attention to it.
I remember in the beginning it was like, oh, he can guess the plays. Like, okay,
whatever. I'm not,
I'm not there to guess the plays, but I don't mind him on my TV. Either way,
some people seem to,
I see the social media being like, we hate him now. It's bad. He's not trying,
but I don't,
none of it bothers me. I still like him because I think he's good at just
broadcasting and he's like,
excited and the general presence is enjoyable, but he was like a life-changingly
good analyst the
first couple years. Like me and my old friend Chris would always talk about
just like the things he
saw and said, you would learn a lot. And I think it was, he was really engaged
and probably was doing
the work, but he also just knew everyone in the league and knew all the schemes
and everything
like he was giving was great. And now it's, he's sort of just like doing old
like enthusiasm bits.
And there is a pretty, you know, good reputation or bad reputation. He has like
around
the broadcasting game that like he phones it in and that's now come out, but
that's been like the
last couple of years. Everyone's just like, yeah, Romo shows up five minutes
before the game. Like
he doesn't really put in the work and that does show up a little bit. Here we
go, Jim.
Jim dance though, is the one that bothers me more. He doesn't sell Romo. It's
almost like,
I don't know. Like people were getting on Jim's old partner, Phil Sims. I feel
like,
you know, you got to look at what's consistent over those two. You need your
play by play. Got to help.
Shots fired at Jim Nance. I had a good weekend. I watched the game. It's funny.
I watched the game
by myself for like the first, like three quarters. Liz went to, I like, I
wouldn't order a bunch of
food. It's going to be me and Liz. I said no to all the parties that I got
invited to, which is
one party, but I wasn't going to go. This is my first sober Super Bowl. So, uh,
so I get, I have
like a 12 pack of athletic brewing, uh, athletic, athletic brewery, uh, IPAs. I
order chicken wings.
They take like three hours to get to me. I order a sandwich, Jersey Mike's. I'm
excited. I'm just
sitting there, I'm eating and I get bored. Liz goes to the comedy store where
they have like an employee
thing. She's like, I'm going to go. I'm going to stay through halftime