Name: The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project / Cock-a-doodle Die (Full Episode 193)
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project / Cock-a-doodle Die (Full Episode 193)' from Anthony Jeselnik on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-02-22. Transcript available.

The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project / Cock-a-doodle Die (Full Episode 193)

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junior vice president in terms of priority inspiration comes first you come
next the audience comes last
i gotta say we do have the best intro music of any podcast i don't listen to
any podcasts but we've
got the best intro music i think we do yeah aaron can you name a better podcast
intro music
if you gave me a second i probably probably could we don't have time for that
there are time for you
to there's some brutal ones out there there's a lot of um there's a good like tiktok
of a guy where
it's like the hardest like rap intro ever because a lot of podcasts start that
way and then it's like
all right you're uh listening to uh you know fantasy pros guide to like the
2022 season which is a lot
how a lot of uh podcasts start but ours starts hard and then we come hard i
think that if you if you
start with like hardcore hip-hop then it gets you get sick of it you hear the
song you're like great
and then like after a couple weeks you can't do it you know what i mean there's
not many theme songs
that hold up just us and uh white lotus season two cheers i do love the white
lotus themes it like
bothers me if people uh skip ahead yeah i i don't i don't skip ahead i listen
even the last of us i
wish i could skip ahead i don't really care about that music but i don't right
there's some shows
worth skipping ahead but the people that skip ahead uh a friday night lights
like i have no need for
you yeah didn't that show get canceled like 10 years ago i know i'm just saying
uh i also was
thinking about the the college one what am i thinking on on netflix with the
banging drumbeat the
football show football you last chance yeah people that skip that forget about
it i wait did you agree
with that statement audience comes last who's that from that's a quote from rick
rubin uh i believe
it's from the book that i'm recommending the end of the show it might just be a
quote from i looked
up rick rubin quotes but i do i mean i think that's a great way to look at
creativity like don't
worry about the audience like think about uh think about inspiration and think
about like what
yourself what it does for you and then the audience is last you're not like
fuck the audience but
they definitely come last like bob dylan would say fuck your fans like if they
don't like me
changing my kind of music that i play fuck them i'm doing it for me that i
agree with that i think
doing it for you though ends up being uh doing it for the fans that's what i
found not that i play in
front of an audience that often i think the audience doesn't want to be like
talked down to
or like placated that like and there are people who do want that for sure um
but if they're like oh he's
like doing what he wants to do i want to see what they want to do you know what
i mean i want if i'm
a fan i'm buying a ticket i want to i want to watch what they want what they
want to give me right you
know i'm not like i hope he plays he's not a fucking jukebox you know and i'm
not always like pumped
about it like i've gone to see concerts where i'm like i wish they were playing
some different songs
but i'm happy that i got to see the songs they wanted to play if the if they're
having a good time
you are i mean not that uh writing or talking about football is the same thing
but anytime i get
really into stuff that i enjoy the most that's what resonates the most with
people yeah it's not
at all the same um i had a jrvp uh shout out this morning on my run though by
the way really uh yeah
just like about six blocks away from my house was running guy was definitely
eyeing me like from 30
feet away so i was curious and then as i got to and i was wearing an nfl
network uh shirt so that
kind of gave it away and then as i went by i just was like jrvp and does that
make that does that make
you run faster or do you just like stop walking you stop running all together
like i don't need this
run anymore i'm fulfilled or do you think about just like collapsing into
someone's lawn and laying
there until they can get you that's what i would think about doing well it's
always an awkward it has
happened i shouldn't say that's never happened because it has happened a couple
times in my life
and it's always jrvp it's usually not around the nfl and like do you stop in
that situation the answer
i guess is obviously no i mean i don't uh you just say like oh thanks that's
awesome and then by then
you're you're got your way gone never stop always keep always keep walking
always keep moving like
acknowledge thank you kind of turn your head and then just keep moving but if
you can't if you have
the foresight to collapse into someone's lawn and and scream in pain i think
that would be the
funniest i think it was technically like not on a lawn situation it was like
outside if i remember
right maybe it was right before the the church church near me it's like the rick
and tina caruso
community said i shouldn't be giving away where i am but yeah if you i mean if
you're running by a
church that opens up a whole new world then i would kick over a crucifix
that's what i would do because that i mean you're thinking about the guy that
guy's going to tell the
story and when you say you're going for a run you mean rollerblading right
because that adds a whole
new level to it that's good um how was how was your week how was valentine's
day for you what'd you
guys do how'd you let her down when when was that that was uh this day a week
ago yeah that night
after i don't think you had anything planned no i had nothing planned uh i
think her friend uh renna
came over that night i'm mixing up nights we had so many people over dean is
visiting my brother her
dad visited that's right he was still here yeah so did dean do they overlap at
all your brother didn't
see each other no they didn't overlap have they met besides the wedding no but
just the wedding and
then her her best friend renna uh who's a maid of honor who you know i remember
um and her husband
and her baby were also visiting uh working at that freeze art fair i don't know
if you're familiar
with that but she's in the art world it was a big i've heard of thing this
weekend so it was like
everyone everything was happening valentine's day my birthday happy birthday
what day is it is it this
it was sunday it was the 19th the 19th yes i i get confused like a lot of stuff
all week it's
valentine's day on the 14th my mom's birthday is the 16th and then your
birthday is the 19th and it's
evan my friend's birthday on the 16th too so i went over his house uh on his
birthday yeah i don't
care about evans with our kids you should but i like aaron another groomsmen of
yours aaron did
you get greg any uh he wasn't my groomsmen i was a fellow groomsmen and i
should have been best
man and evan should have been best man over dave who you ended up choosing like
evan's cool dave's
whatever um what did you get for your birthday i've listened to this you know
good listen dave
listen up dave you know evan and you certainly know jessel nick i didn't get
anything for my birthday
that's where no one got you anything your kids didn't get you anything like a
card like a homemade
thing nothing literally nothing like zero had i known i would have sent you a
sweet gif
uh i mean i think um that's true aaron sent me a gif what was the gif you sent
me it's uh steve harvey
riding a uh dolphin that's farting uh rainbows he sent me pornography yeah we
went out for a nice
dinner where'd it go went to a place called mien mien uh which is like mien i
don't know mien uh chinese
i don't know why i keep saying uh it's like a chinese noodle type place it was
uh it was amazing
sounds like you really did it up um at the end of the dinner another uh fan
sighting this time it was
for around the nfl and he said you know big fan of your work also as a fan of
uh fan of your friend
chris like so sorry um that you you lost him i grew up near him i was i was a
big fan like he grew up
near tybee allen and my birthday is also chris's birthday so him and that was
my birthday night so
him saying that on that night it felt like like a little little kismet that is
that is cool i mean
i would name i would like list all the fan interactions i had this week but we
only have 90
minutes to get through the podcast uh i went to i went to louisville last
weekend had a great time
liz was not with me it was just myself and my opener uh blair sake and uh
stayed in a nice hotel
they were like hey we'll put you up in an aloft i was like fuck that i don't i
don't mess with
aloft you were stayed in an aloft don't even know what that is it's a hotel
chain first time you
stay in one you're like oh this is nice second time you're like this is a
college dorm and i'll
never stay here again uh so i avoid that like the plague stayed in a nice hotel
hotels are not good
uh since the pandemic they're still like i think they're like a year or two
away from getting back
to what they were where everything's it's like a little understaffed they're
just it's not as full
as it used to be there's no everything service anywhere like every like you don't
get the the
pay-per-view movies in the room that i used to like uh it's it's not as good uh
even if you're staying
in a really nice place but it was right across the street from the club six
great shows all sold out
um had a great time and it was like it felt so good to not be sick like you
know how you get sick and
you just feel like this is your life now that you're gonna feel like this
forever you're never gonna be 100
again being on stage i'm like oh i can say what i can like i can use my voice i
feel good uh it was
it was very enjoyable it was very enjoyable weekend in louisville what else
happened uh valentine's day
took liz to dinner went to the sushi restaurant took her for a first date and
it was fine it was like
it was like that it's a really nice restaurant um and we i we sat down to like
any restrictions and i
blues and i were both like no whale sperm and they were like what i'm like no
whale sperm like oh we don't
have that tonight but i realized that for the rest of my life whenever i eat
sushi i'm gonna have to
tell them no whale sperm i've only gotten it once but it was so traumatic that
i will always have to
be like no whale sperm even though i know they're not probably not going to
give it to me it's pretty
rare i think that a place would have whale sperm i know i've never come across
it but i definitely
gotten the omakase in in tokyo uh a number of times at different places and
that never passed my lips yeah
but i mean maybe it should maybe you've been eating whale sperm the whole time
you don't know
someone's like oh you want shrimp you're like that's shrimp i thought that was
whale sperm no it's the
opposite um 