Name: The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project / Listen Until The End (Full Episode 196)
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project / Listen Until The End (Full Episode 196)' from Anthony Jeselnik on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-03-15. Transcript available.

The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project / Listen Until The End (Full Episode 196)

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podcast uh we got
chat gpt the most annoying neighbor ever and what you don't want to find when
you're looking for those
christmas decorations all coming up in episode 196 of the jessel nick and rosenthal
vanity project
jrvp junior vice president i only talk about peace
and that's a single up the middle aaron giving up a hit right off the bat and i
know your your quote
for once you know you do watch the oscars you did you watched them i did what'd
you think i enjoyed
it because it was a rare oscars i really cared about because i really liked tar
and everything
everywhere all at once and women talking and so i just kind of wanted to see
the people i missed uh
the monologue i saw a couple clips uh and i love jimmy kimmel uh missed the monologue
i thought
he did a good job he moved it along um i feel bad now for i think the one award
that i was like that
that's wrong jamie lee curtis yeah that should not have been nominated no that
award belonged to
jenny slate who also was not nominated she's only in the movie for a few
minutes um but she should have
gotten it i would have loved to see angela bassett get up there and get it i
felt bad for her
um and again everything everywhere all at once is my favorite movie of the year
all right i think it's
the best i was i was glad for it to get a lot of acknowledgement uh get a lot
of press but by
winning everything now it's going to get shit on now people are turning on it
barely though not real
no it's the movie that wins everything is not going to uh it's going to get
shit on if it came in the
second place if it lost all the awards it would be go down as one of the
greatest movies of all time
people would still talk about it but i i think it's almost it's too much they
won too much i i think
they felt they won too much the director said as much the day before the oscars
like he was saying
i almost said he was hoping they don't win the next day like we've won enough i'd
love to share it
because all these other movies are uh so incredible i disagree i think that's
going to go down
maybe not a classic there's a lot of people that are like that shouldn't have
won best picture
whatever but that i don't think people are shitty on it every everyone liked it
people were shitty
on jamie lee curtis winning stephanie shu would have been a better uh choice
there absolutely but
again but i'm not i'm not shitting on anyone it was jenny slate's year tar uh i
i did feel bad that
tar got no uh no love because that is an incredible movie to me it reminded me
a lot of phantom thread
which also didn't win shit um but i feel like phantom threads already aging
well people still talking
phantom thread and by people i mean me mm-hmm yeah you can't shut up about it
uh but i i i thought it was
fine i i didn't love it as much as last year was the fun one uh but this year
was just just whatever
plus uh i feel like i'm the only person i know that saw women talking gave it
some pop here on
the jessel nick and rosenthal vanity project jrvp junior vice president and uh
there it did a great
job when he adapted screenplay off of a great book and sarah polly made a great
speech yeah i haven't
seen it i haven't seen i got to see the fablemans i got to see uh uh i don't
know a whole bunch i just
every time i go to watch one of these new movies like one of the oscar movies i
just want to rewatch
tar i just want to rewatch tar they're infinitely rewatchable great movie now
on peacock so i have
started just like rewatch i'll just like watch 20 minutes here and there now
that it's just like
sitting there i want to see uh babylon i know i heard people say it's bad but i
want to watch that
you know what i'm talking about yeah it's like 1920s hollywood looks crazy i
want to see it came
a shot on babylon a little bit everybody did nobody wanted to see it uh but it's
on i think it's on
peacock now it's on one of those hulu maybe you can watch for free that i will
i will check it out
once i can convince liz i could not convince liz um other than that last of us
i know greg hasn't seen it
greg gave us the warning today that he might want to watch it eventually so no
one talk about it we're
not going to do that okay aaron watched it this afternoon in preparation for
seeing me yep and did
you play the game no i didn't so you didn't know anything was going to happen
this season no me
neither i had no idea i avoided spoilers i loved it uh i love that like a twist
like that at the end
that's just like hardcore fuck everybody uh emotionally complicated if you will
i was a big fan uh excited
for season two and whatever they do i i've heard some like light spoilers about
season two just
because it follows the game again but i don't i haven't paid enough attention
to really understand
it but i i love the season you were you were like uh you were a fan oh yeah and
and the finale just
just rocked me just shook me to the core to the core yeah that's deep that's i
mean that's that's
the middle of you straight in the middle where the rings are like an apple
buddy yeah yeah i'm sorry
to hear that are you okay i think i think i'll be okay it's still pretty fresh
a couple hours ago i
don't know if i'm okay i'll tell you that i uh i came in here a little hot
today it's been a it's been
you know you get up too early you haven't been sleeping that much you got to
get up early to run
some errands i had to do that today i had to get up i had these guys come in to
fix the door uh into my
into my place i mean and i feel like your house is always being fixed or
something's always going on
there's been construction for a year but this was like me doing stuff inside
the doors but they get
their together i shaved the door and uh i shaved the door down when i moved in
because they want to
put this rug down and i was like wait now my place isn't soundproof and uh rummy
sees people
walking in the hallway through that little thing and he barks so i'm like let's
get that fixed
and the assistant comes in miss kim is taking care of it the guys come like
weeks ago they're like oh
we got to shave the door down we're gonna have to come back at some other point
today's the day so i
get up really early i have to go to my chiropractor i take liz with me we're
hanging out it's pouring rain
i go and i uh we go to get breakfast afterwards and the place is packed it's
like it's like 20 people
deep waiting and i'm like fuck this i'm so hungry we got to go home and eat
something at home
and i pull out and i i got road rage for the first time in my life today i've
never i am zen behind
the wheel i don't even honk my horn liz will yell at me all the time like honk
your horn at that guy
and i'm like no it's it's over now it's all i'm already past him it doesn't
matter but i get uh i'm
about it's it's a right turn only lane it's like one of those like small side
streets turning under
franklin it's right turn only pouring rain i'm so i'm so hungry and there's a
guy there's somebody in
front of me in like a jeep trying to make a left and you if you're taking a
right you could have gone
for 20 minutes i could have taken this right and this guy's just got his left
blinker on and so i
hit the horn i'm like maybe he doesn't know maybe they don't know there's a
sign that says right turn
only for a reason because it's too hard to take a left here i hit my horn a
couple times and i'm
thinking maybe he'll wave out the window do a wave like sorry that's all i need
and i'm cool you
apologize to me in the car like we're good he doesn't do that he sticks his
head out and gives me a
look like what the fuck i'm going left that's what he says he i can hear him
and i lose it wow window
down screaming no left turn liz is like what are you doing i'm like no left
turn and the guy turning
goes i'm going left i go i point at the sign no left turn and he goes yeah well
i'm going left and
then i was like you went with you win road rage is dumb i felt stupid
immediately put my window up
he took a left almost immediately after that i took my right and got home and i
was like wow
road rage for the first time ever and then i was still angry i'm get home i'm
mad and liz was like
here eat this and then i was fine i'm at peace now but then i okay so i eat
food solves most things
yes hangry everything i mean just like in life i mean if that is the answer to
a lot of questions
cancer food cancer food's gonna help does food help cancer yeah i mean you'll
be happier while you
have your cancer if you eat it's true as opposed to just starving doing cancer
raw i just mean like
it'll make the time you have left on this earth better to eat well i get it i
get to my place and
i'm like oh at least the door is fixed they instead of putting the rubber thing
on the bottom of the
door like they're supposed to they put like a little metal flap that when you
open the door it scrapes
on the wood floor and it's just it there's no soundproofing it just you can't
see because it's
metal there and i was like oh my god this is going to be another month of this
was not happy but then
i ate and i was good we're getting the door fixed miss kim is on the case we're
going to handle this
eventually i hope you didn't let any of this road rage you know spill over to
miss kim no blame her
not at all i'm miss kim i'm i'm the ultimate boss i'm a great i'm a great boss
i'm a very chill
she's got to like go handle this now but there was no anger towards her aaron
would you agree that
anthony is the ultimate boss i mean i've got no proof otherwise have i ever
yelled at you i mean
on this podcast last week no no never never no if i did on the air it was for
comedic purposes
and i would never yell you off the air i would never no reason to i'm i'm
pretty zen uh speaking of
pretty zen i want to thank some i got some gifts today when i walked in here
you were upset about like
the whole uh us trying to schedule the show yeah that was more that was a
frustration with the
process and not because you guys were like little kids trying to figure out
something for the first
time ever and i couldn't handle no we were just uh adults talking that's the
easiest way to go through
figuring out schedule you have to talk through what the other person no the
easiest way is to email it
write it down and then figure out what to get there you have to talk it through
you didn't like being
there witnessing it i was calm for the first like three times you had to go
circle back and redo it it
would be like oh how about next week i do four like okay great all right four i
write it down
actually no wait that's not going to work it's got to be six when you're maxing
up uh three uh
people's schedule but i do appreciate we're here late night in burbank aaron i
feel bad uh for
taking him out of his house with his uh young child his wife uh to come here
late at night and
do do a show that's how much we love our listeners it's true because even
though great got free agency
right now the hardest time of the year for him uh he's here doing this a lot of
shows i'm on nfl
network tomorrow morning 8 a.m if you want to wake up early that's great don't
interrupt me again
when i'm talking about the gifts i received oka