Name: The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project / Before the Plane Hits the Ground (Full Episode 202)
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project / Before the Plane Hits the Ground (Full Episode 202)' from Anthony Jeselnik on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-05-02. Transcript available.

The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project / Before the Plane Hits the Ground (Full Episode 202)

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just the way i like
to start an episode which will be hitting on smelly office lunches conservative
comedians and can join
twins who don't share a boyfriend next on episode 202 of the jessel nick and
rosenthal vanity project
jrvp junior vice president raise the jolly roger
raise it it's like the energy i like you seem a little tired coming in but that
that quote got you
going what's what's with raises jolly roger it's it's what the uh they say uh
pirates games when
they uh when they win raise the jolly roger yeah i mean some people said i can't
the levels are all
off aaron sorry i can't hear greg you can't hear greg oh shit just on that last
uh one yeah i mean um
it was we could start over no we never start over we're not starting over
because aaron's shit in
the bed over there no it's yeah i just had my board my soundboard turned down
too low
mm-hmm yeah mm-hmm interesting yep uh yeah i'm it's been a great uh it's been a
great uh sports
weekend for pittsburgh i've never seen anything like it i'll be honest like
having the pirate the
penguins out of the playoffs not even making the playoffs was a bummer hasn't
happened in a long
long time but i cannot remember a time in my life where the pirates uh were
this good this early
and i know it's a long long season but to have 20 wins uh in april everyone's
talking about it is nuts
it's nuts i've been really enjoying that and then i do not remember a draft i
do not remember an nfl
draft where the fans were so happy like the pittsburgh fans are over the moon
with what they did
omar khan the khan artist as uh as tomlin likes to call him i think everyone's
psyched i'm i'm pumped
about it well just because they're like updating their old school thinking they
were this weird team
that just would refuse to trade i don't know why they thought that was like a
cool thing to do they
wouldn't sign free agents they wouldn't trade it was like well we're the old
school stealers we don't
need you need to do newfangled stuff like that and now their gm actually does
that stuff so i think
that's why people are happy but i did like the players they got and they are a
sneaky uh contender
i think in in 2023 i think they'll make the playoffs next year uh i'm excited
to see watch kenny pickett
and see how he does but it was great to see like you know it's like should we
take joey porter jr
uh in the first round we got him in the second round everyone's psyched i'm
happy about all these
players i don't know any of them i didn't know shit i know joey porter jr
because he's joey porter's
son but uh but i i read all about him i followed the draft this weekend and i
was i was psyched it's
just it's interesting for pittsburgh to be fans to be so happy and i'm i'm
thrilled i'm wearing my
pirates hat i'm psyched i'm all in on the pirates this year i was gonna be this
was gonna be the year
i became a dodgers guy i was gonna go dodgers and now i'm just all about the
pirates i'm more
excited why can't you can just be both i can i can be both but like the pirates
come to play the
dodgers in july and i'm gonna go to the games uh and i'm like well i mean i'm
definitely a pirates
guy but uh but i want to see more dodgers games i want to get out there i've
got touring is is getting
crazier and crazier i've got four straight weeks now in clubs i will be in huntsville
alabama this
weekend for five sold out shows uh if you don't if you're in huntsville and you
want tickets you
don't have tickets show up at the show uh they'll be releasing uh my holds uh
before the shows and
there's a lot of people who don't show up so if you want to go and it's sold
out show up anyway you
will get in you will get seats uh i will get the money so come check it out i
got four weeks and then
i'm adding more shows this summer uh i just i just agreed to some more shows in
canada i'm doing a
festival and you know another weekend there and uh toronto will be coming next
year don't worry
about toronto i love toronto i'll get there but a bunch more canada shows and
then adding second
shows to a bunch more cities uh this week it's a it's a very successful uh rollout
so i'm i'm thrilled
but i am i'm what's that smiling you just you're just excited about i'm excited
uh dollar signs
coming in all these tickets being sold just knowing you know it's been it's
been a while
since i've been out on the road and it's nice to know that uh that people still
uh people are still
into it so i mean this is the best tour i've ever had uh before i even started
really uh in terms of
ticket sales in advance so i'm i'm uh i'm excited and people are going to be uh
thrilled with the
shows i can't wait that's why you know before you went back on the road uh i
was thinking we might
have a a good uh bonding little night night to relax going to the uh the la
kings game uh over the
weekend but i ended up going going with emica but that was fun i got to know
what you uh what you
love about hockey an amazing uh live environment it's amazing and like live
playoffs is incredible i mean
you said like the kings lost it was a great game i mean i was following it i
was following it live
and was just like oh like this if the kings won i would have been mad at you
for not taking me
because greg i mean greg invited me to the game i blew it i don't want now emica's
gonna i might not
get tickets no this is fine you said i might not i'm trying to get tickets i
put in a request
if i get them and it's a night game let's go and i was like great i'm in i don't
have any plans
this weekend and then you were like actually uh tickets fell through and when i
say it fell
through i mean i got them but emica wants to go and listen your wife takes
precedent your wife
wants to go to the game i'm thrilled for you guys to go to the game but
watching it i was like
this might be an all-timer and it kind of was the fact that the kings lost and
the fans were still
excited about that shorthanded goal which was amazing uh that's that's a great
uh great experience
and i'm glad emica loved it yeah it was life's you know full surprise i just
thought she wasn't
going to want to go she did want to go and uh and we had fun and what it was
especially nice because
it was a long week i do a lot of podcasting a lot of writing a lot of working
for the nfl draft
and it just ended a couple hours uh before that we had just finished uh working
uh big nfl weekend
and it does remind me you know we were talking on episode 200 about how this
show started so uh
football so football themed and like the whole business model in terms of the nfl
over this
like time period hasn't changed at all like it's still very good to be covering
football let's hit it
well football is a business and it is a business built on fucking that's the nfl
motto business
is built on fucking and brother business is a boom fucking
i don't remember that clip at all it sounds i mean it sounds like me it sounds
like something i would
say it's not like a phrase i throw around a lot a business is boom fucking but
hey maybe that's the
rumor uh i just think it's funny i'd like the idea of greg you know under the
covers listening to the
old podcasts from years ago no that was from when i was getting them ready for
episode 200 and uh we
never really got to that third clip and it was it was from our old friend antonio
brown who we talked
about more than anyone on uh the rosenthal and jesson like vanity project i
mean people apple thought
apple podcast thought that he was a third host because we talked about him so
much and that was the first
episode of jrvp uh and yeah it was it was back when his catchphrase was
business is booming and uh
and they thought levy and bell fucked the team i don't know that's all i like i
mean levy and bell
fucked himself uh last week miss kim was out of town she uh she was on vacation
so it was just me and
rummy for the most part which i enjoyed you know get bonded from me again
walking him in the morning
like i haven't done in a while you know because miss kim has been handling that
so rummy and i have
been great um went to the store did a couple shows one night just like tried
some new jokes i'm adding
into the mix but i'm like when i'm on the road and i'm doing like an hour once
or twice a night
for tons of money for hundreds of people who were just psyched to see me that's
like so much fun that
going and like dropping and doing 15 minutes and like a showcase show where
like people haven't even
heard of me is not nearly as fun so i kind of did that uh and was fine with it
but uh but i like not
doing that i like having my time to myself when i'm home but now again the next
four weeks i'm i'm
off in clubs before i get a little more time off this summer but the summer is
filling up i thought
i was gonna have the whole summer off before i went out to theaters but uh but
i'm it's i've got a
couple weeks here and there but it's uh it's money making time i gotta i gotta
get myself a house
and then i watched uh have you guys ever seen midsummer midsummer i want to but
i have not
i can't believe i missed the boat on that aaron have you seen it no you've seen
hereditary right
yes i have and even you won't see bo's afraid like i saw hereditary and when
midsummer came out i was
reading reviews and hear people talk about it and sounded just like just okay
and i felt like i knew
what was gonna happen so i'm like you know what i'm gonna i'm just gonna i'll
wait really you thought
you knew what was gonna happen in that movie it looks totally confusing from
the reviews i was like okay
like i get it and uh and then liz was like i love that movie you've got to see
it and this weekend
she went back to her place to hang out with some friends for a night so i
watched it and it's
incredible i was the whole time i was watching it i was mad i didn't see it in
a theater if they
would they ever like re-release it there's a director's cut they'll put in
theater sometimes
i would absolutely it was just playing they had uh an ari aster uh fest not
festival but night or two
at the theater near me where they play you know older movies and he was doing a
q a and they played it and that
was your chance you know it's incredible the sound is amazing like and it's the
one movie i've ever seen
where they do a drug sequence or several and it didn't like it's unnerving it's
fucked up but it
wasn't annoying you know like when people get drunk in movies or they do coke
or something it's just
like i don't want to watch this but their uh their tripping was incredible in a
way that i found was
very very watchable and uh and loved uh loved midsummer hmm i want to see it it's
stupid i haven't seen it
i've also gotten hav