Name: The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project / Mailbag Spectacular #5 (Full Episode 207)
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project / Mailbag Spectacular #5 (Full Episode 207)' from Anthony Jeselnik on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-06-07. Transcript available.

The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project / Mailbag Spectacular #5 (Full Episode 207)

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drugs a date that looks like a
mom and more emails than we can possibly get to in episode 207 of the jessel
nick in rosenthal vanity
project jrvp junior vice president i plan on being the coach at nevada for a
long time but only three
people understand how this program was built trent johnson david carter and
myself only two of us know
how the success and tradition were sustained david carter and myself i think he
proved tonight why
he should be the next head coach here when my time ends he's terrific i'm very
proud of my players and
my staff david's been ready to be a head coach for a long time our players have
great faith in him
mark fox nevada sports dot net
so i know you do a lot of research finding these quotes how did you uh how did
you find that one
i would like i'll take the theme of the episode and just write blah blah blah
quotes and i wrote
mailbag quotes and it took me to nevadasports.net was the first thing and i saw
that quote and i was
like you read something like that it fires you up right your name dropping trent
johnson and david
carter i'm getting pumped i mean if they didn't fucking hire david carter what
are they even doing
who knows when this quote is from i don't know if david carter ended up getting
the job but if he
didn't i'll walk he's one of the only two people who knows something at uh nevada
trent johnson
doesn't know it i liked how he took trent johnson out of uh from the one to the
two
fun episode this week you know we're taping it uh right after episode 206 it's
a mailbag episode
people love the mailbag episodes my mom been mentioned a lot on this show
lately still haven't
heard back uh from her controversial appearance a few episodes ago so we'll see
haven't spoken so
we'll find out uh she she has told me she loves the mailbag episodes the most
it's crazy i mean this
is it more like a dad centric oh i forget like we're we're lost in time right
now we don't know
what day it is two episodes back to back we did we published the first one like
because i'm going
out of town next week and then greg is gonna be out on the week after we wanted
to tape this mailbag
that'll air next week and then we'll have a week off there'll be a dead zone no
podcast nothing
zip and then we come back in full force but i think we're missing father's day
father's day's in
here somewhere um that's why you gotta order your tommy john soon we'll get
into that uh we'll get
more into the search for the nevada coach from whenever that was but we we did
the last episode
we want to keep the same energy so we tried to just fire it up we're all pumped
up from last week's
anti-woke episode again we're the only anti-woke entertainment in the world it's
us it's the
jessilic and rosenthal vanity project jrvp junior vice president and
documentaries about world war ii that
you turn off with 20 minutes left those are the only anti-woke things there are
otherwise
otherwise otherwise you're on your knees with the phallus in your mouth that'll
make the rules
hitler did so we wanted to keep that energy going and so we wanted to kind of
get the episode right
out so we have to do what we normally do after every episode we do it we do the
episode aaron does the
mix which takes how long aaron i mean i'm doing it live but you know there's
some tweaking a little
tweaking how long does the tweaking take oh half hour half hour you burn it on
a cd
you write take a sharpie and write the episode title jrvp jrvp uh what was it
whoa 206 rescue wokers
was last week's episode put the date on it greg and i take it over to bill's
office
knock on the door it's before five it's before five so we knock that's why we
had to come in early
and do a two o'clock taping instead of a three or four knock on his door if it
was later go through
the mail slot you knock on the door and you say bill are you working on the
books right now because
bill's office is open he's got an open door policy unless he's working on the
books if he's working
on the books you got to leave him alone bill's not i mean he's a comedian so he's
not going to be
great with numbers he's got to focus up he's got the abacus and he's sitting
there going through
the books for all things comedy he's got to balance a lot how many podcasts are
there here
at all things comedy uh 30 30 and bill listens to every episode before it comes
out he'll listen
to it once and it's got a book for every episode it's awkward i mean no the
books the books are
financial he listens for content greg and i sit in our chairs and like we
knocked on the door this
time he just finished working on the books he's a little frazzled we sit down
and then he just
puts on headphones we got to watch him listen to the podcast and he was
laughing he always makes
some cuts he has some notes i wouldn't have said that i wouldn't have said this
um and then aaron
comes in we make the cuts bill listens to it one more time and then he gives
his blessing and we can
put it on the air and come in here for the mailbag i was a little worried
because sometimes you know i do
listen to his podcast and it can get a little woke there occasionally so i just
was worried you took
such a strong stance no one in entertainment has made that strong of an anti-woke
stance
will he be okay with it but he just loves great art and he even if it's not his
thing uh he'll
support us well he said he was like he took off the headphones after the first
listen and he goes
anthony i don't agree with what you said but i will fight to the death for your
right to say it
he says that a lot yeah bill says that i mean if he ever disagrees with
something he follows it up
with right he will fight to the death for your right to say the thing he disagrees
with i once
asked him if i could use the bathroom and he said that to me like that doesn't
even make sense bill
in the context of what i just asked you yeah i mean because when you ask bill
he's like let me go in
there first to make sure everything's okay before but i mean he's a hands-on
guy he's super hands-on
and uh i know i wish it didn't take a couple hours before we could get into
this new podcast but that's
bill's way i just know like i just how many times have we knocked on that door
when he's like ah geez
i'm working on the books guys i told you not when i'm working on the books like
he's nice about it
but you can tell he's frazzled so just like wait until the books are done i
wish he had the glass
door in the office you could see if he was working on the books right oh you
remember a couple years
ago when he didn't know about erasable pen it would take him hours longer to
get through the
books just so much so much crossing out and just he'd be getting frustrated and
how long it took to
explain an erasable pen to him he kept being like well you're talking about a
pencil i mean you've seen
his last special he goes into it but uh but yeah we had we had him run through
he liked it he suggested
the title uh rescue wokers he loves a good he loves a good like play on words
it's a great boss rescue workers great boss i think he's got a little too much
on his plate
he doesn't know when to say no it's like bill maybe maybe don't listen to every
single podcast
twice and give your notes and then maybe you wouldn't have to shave your head
maybe you'd have time to
brush your hair right aaron that's precisely why he does it you know just save
time save time
yeah like what's that uh isn't that the conspiracy theory podcast that that's
on all things comedy
uh that's no longer here oh that's no longer here i really or so they want you
to believe
i mean bill had to make a tough decision there he was fact checking a lot of
those theories um
it just wasn't wasn't truth i love conspiracy theories it's how i like to waste
my life
getting into that dumb shit really chopping it up and if you don't get into it
and spend all your time
at the expense of your marriage in your relationship with your children then
you are basically a drone
robot sleepwalking through life getting stomped on by the government and the
people who make globes
those people the woke mob it's part of it again it's jrvp and it's
documentaries about world war ii
that you turn off 20 minutes before the end that's it i'll say it to bill burr's
face as soon as we're
done with this if he's still in his office his office hours end in an hour and
15 minutes maybe
we're done in time usually he stays late he's got those books he's got those
books you gotta balance
and now it's time for did we get any notes
it's funny i i mean aaron do you have any notes for us this week
i just that note i got from bill about you know i need to i need to hit that
final uh sound cue better
you know yeah he was mad about he was heated it got it was uncomfortable i can't
tell how much of it's
the act and how much of it's like he's really truly angry you know when he
keeps saying this is not an
act i'm not doing shtick i'm really this mad he says that a lot it's like is
this a bit i don't get
it what bill said to me when he listened to the part last week where i said you
know you asked liz for
all this advice about the studio and didn't do anything just ignored it as if
it never happened
bill listened to that and he took the headphones off and he goes you know anthony
we talk about this all the time we talk about the notes your girlfriend gave
and we laugh at you
we laugh we think it's fucking pathetic
that you were fooled by us asking for notes about the studio we we laugh we
laugh all day long we want
to do another we want to do a 31st podcast that's just about those notes and
how fucking dumb you are
to think we would ever do anything to change the studio you've been here at all
things comedy for
years now and we're not gonna do a fucking thing thing if things are gonna
change
if things ever change here they're gonna change for the worse and that's it we
don't give a
fuck now get back in there and read some emails they're a thing and that was
i mean it's like he's he's always complaining there's not time for the books it's
like maybe
you'd have more time if you didn't get everyone on an all-company conference
call and then just replay
liz's notes while laughing at her you didn't even tell her she you were
recording the call
it's up i told bill i said that's up and he goes that is up that's that's it we
just stared at each
other and he's like i gotta get back to the books now leave me alone and now it's
time for
and now it's time for are you gonna say what it's time for you usually say it
but i think
in this case he was expecting you to just get in there no no no no no
and now it's time for
that's not it wait what it is email corner no what are we doing before email
corner this time
because we don't have headlines i i got you now i don't know oh
shit all right and now and now it's time for ad copy no what yeah it was okay
it's early ad copy that's great we can uh we can talk about tommy john i'm
wearing my tommy johns
right now are you oh yeah i mean i only have tommy john i'm either wearing tommy
john or i'm
wearing a bathing suit that might be from tommy john i don't know i'll tell you
this though my dad
like y