Name: The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project / Workin’ for the Weeknd (Full Episode 208)
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project / Workin’ for the Weeknd (Full Episode 208)' from Anthony Jeselnik on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-06-21. Transcript available.

The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project / Workin’ for the Weeknd (Full Episode 208)

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coming up on jeselnick and rosenthal vanity project it's episode 208
you have a quote anthony well we didn't hear we didn't hear the lady
junior vice president why is that so low no quote this week
sorry one more time
we're leaving all this in by the way junior vice president thanks erica no
quote this week
what happened guys it's been a while we took a couple weeks off and just came
in here and i'm like
oh good everyone seems rested and relaxed and then you guys just shit the bed
yeah and when i was like
hey i just saw you shit the bed you opened up your mouths and vomited that's
what happened
to start this episode why do we have to leave it all in you know we we wanted
we have to leave it all
well we wanted to get you uh back in the mood get excited i feel like there's
nothing you like more
than um aaron and i'm messing up i do i do not i do not get upset when you guys
mess up i'm always a little
like
aghast might be a strong term but i'm just surprised that it could go so wrong
um
yeah it was uh
we had a couple weeks off we uh
we greg was gone where were you
last week i was in massachusetts you were in the vineyard
uh i did some traveling um we taped two episodes
uh a couple weeks ago and that was fun i i like taping two episodes back to
back
because the second episode gets real goofy you know i wonder like people were
accusing us not
accusing us but they said like you guys look like you smoked weed in that last
episode we did not
we just taped them back to back um but it does get a little more fun that i was
wondering what if
we taped like four in a row you know if we did it just to be like hey we're we
have the time to do
them weekly but i want to see how weird this gets i would think the third
fourth fifth
episode we'd be speaking different languages like it wouldn't have anything to
do with english and
it wouldn't make any sense but i think it would be fun that one day i would
like to do that well
today would have been a great day i wish you had brought this uh idea to my
attention i wish
you had brought this up uh earlier than yesterday being like oh hey by the way
i'm gonna be in japan
for three weeks maybe tape two tomorrow you had an idea for a refillable thing
we could do
right and i'm like i did but then i forgot it and now we have 24 hours to think
of it again
we're not doing that we're not just gonna half ass a double episode but if we
think of something i
think it would be fun i think it's now i think it might have just hit me was it
fourth of july
related something about uh america's birthday no idea i have i have no idea
four ways you know we're
just ways we're going to be patriotic uh yeah i'm going to be in japan the next
three episodes i mean
we have talked about that but you're right i realized once we were revisiting
the situation
uh just yesterday it was too late to plan the double episode um but this would
have been the
time to do the four back to back because i'm going to do three episodes in japan
i'm not messing around
i'm taking a three and a half week trip family's staying there for seven so you
just get the full
uh rosenthal when i get back if you want to hang out you know i do now's the
time i do want to hang
out i gotta go i gotta go see the new house while the kids aren't there um i
had a uh i've had a good
time the last couple weeks uh i've been traveling a little bit i went back to
connecticut with uh with
liz to uh to kind of hang out with her mom catch out check out the uh the town
she's from stanford
uh there's a great pizza place called colony which is delicious pizza uh if you're
from stanford
connecticut and you know colony give me a shout it's good i liked my time in
connecticut like being back
more get leaving from mississippi this weekend going to do a couple casinos in
mississippi half sold
uh ticket sales have not been strong in mississippi like they have been around
the rest of the country
to be expected but that's a casino it's good two casinos yeah two casinos are
always a different
it's different but it's like but i'm doing casinos that are sold out you know
in different
parts of the country and then mississippi but i have family my aunt robin is
coming with her family
to the second show so it's like okay don't don't you can't mail this in you
know what i'm saying this is
this is my first big hours i've been doing clubs doing 45 50 minutes this will
be an hour adding a
new story into this and very excited just to kick it off so i'm not half an ass
in anything because
it's half a crowd i'm coming to deliver i like when i go to a place like mississippi
and they don't give a
shit about me but the people who do come care very much so it's like let me put
on a good show for the
real people you know not these fucking scumbags the people who come to see me
mississippi it's
like the 500 600 people mississippi who aren't racist they get tickets sent to
them so have fun with
that um i've been having a good time with rummy rummy's been uh been stepping
up his game getting
a little more cuddly he has a little there's like a staircase in my house in my
condo it's like on the
bottom floor and it's like a little it's like a little bit of room you can't
you could use it for storage but
it's like i put nothing in there and now it's rummy's room you know it's like i
put a bunch of
blankets a bunch of pillows he goes under there and sleep so he can still look
at me while he's laying
there and i've decided i want to get listen that liz is okay this i want one of
our fans one of our
listeners who works with wood a woodworker if you will i want a wooden sign
that says rummy's room
with the r's in rummy and room backwards like red rum i will i thought maybe
wood burning maybe some
wood carving see what our fans are up to what they're capable of liz once
written in red on a
piece of wood rummy's room so i'm leaving up to the fans i'm gonna come in next
week we'll see what's
here for me is it gonna be a rummy's room sign like i asked for like like are
you gonna pay for this
no i mean that's expensive you know i'm gonna pay for it i wouldn't source it
out to the fans
but what if there's someone someone's listening to this podcast right now with
a pencil behind their ear
covered in sawdust that's who i'm talking to i'm talking to you rummy's room r-u-m-m-y
apostrophe s
r-o-o-m yeah the two the two r's are backwards are they capitalized and the
rest are lowercase or
you know it okay well you want to spell that out i would say you could get sampled
i guess that
wouldn't really wouldn't work for wood cutting though no like people could send
in what a drawing of what
what it would look like um it's a lot to ask because you'll get promotion if
you actually run
like a woodworking business and you deliver on this you know you'll get
mentioned on one of the
biggest podcasts in the world yeah definitely the second biggest podcast on all
things comedy
but but um if you come in second place he's not going to mention you at all if
i get a bunch of
them i'll give you guys all shout outs um i had a funny like listen when when i'm
walking rummy but
make it fast because if he gets a bunch of them and then he gets more the next
week the people that
are coming the next week we've already talked about it that's right yeah uh
when i'm walking rummy and
people say can i pet your dog i love to say no i love it i enjoy it i found
good ways to be like no
you cannot i don't even just say no and laugh at them and liz always gets
annoyed she's like that's rude
but i'm like rum you can't pet rummy rummy will sometimes barks sometimes it's
just like no and
sometimes it's like yeah go ahead and pet me but i always say no just because i
don't want to deal with it
and liz is like ah you should say yes you should say yes i go we're listening
to get coffee yesterday
i go in to get coffee liz stays out there with rummy and i come out and she's
like i just
fucked up i'm like what happened you said these two girls walk up and rummy
likes girls way more than
guys so if it's like if it's someone's gonna pet and it's a girl it's like okay
maybe but i would
still say no liz sees this girl come up these two girls and they're like oh my
god is he friendly
and liz goes yeah and then the girl goes to pet rummy and rummy loses his mind
it's just like she
does the thing the slow approach where she like if you just walk over and pet
him he'd be fine but
when you're like uh yeah that's when he's like what the fuck and he barks and
then liz is like oh
sorry and the girl just looks like what the fuck you told me it was friendly
and she's like now liz feels
bad that's why i always say no she could say yeah he's usually friendly except
with like that's what
that's what you say you'd be like sometimes he's friendly uh yeah you could be
like i don't know
what's wrong with you that he did that but i thought the funniest thing liz
could have said in that
situation would be is your dog friendly yes he is goes to pet rummy tries to
kill her and goes haha
just kidding he's not friendly i thought that would be hilarious that you could
never get mad at someone
if they did that to you pulled that trick that maybe that's my thing from now
on but i think now i
finally got people to stop petting my dog like liz was the way in story no liz
was the way in you
could you could pet rummy through liz not through me and now liz is like she
sees the error of her ways
but i think it's fine is your dog friendly yes i'm just kidding he's he he
hates people
i think i think stop it stop it before that it even happens that's an old pink
panther joke too
uh he says uh does your dog bite and he says no and then the dog bites him and
he goes well
it's not my dog oh yeah i mean it's a different joke yeah different but yeah i
kind of remember
that now that you said it uh speaking of great entertainment i bet greg hasn't
seen this show
yet aaron have you been watching the idol no i have not watched the idol have
you seen the idol
i have not i've heard about it best show on television best show on television
guys i know
everyone's still like kind of coming down from succession succession is
shit succession is young sheldon to the idol's big bang theory is that is
everyone on board with
this does this make sense to everybody love sheldon finally finally getting to
see myself on television
it feels like a win for diversity and a win for me i know if you haven't seen
the show the character
the weekend plays who is called the weekend as far as i'm concerned is the most
charismatic
sexiest like aaron if your greatest fantasy it's you and the weekend what's
happening in that fantasy
i um you know probably sing some 