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The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project/ Mailbag Spectacular #6 (Full Eps. 219)

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including uh ignoring
the including the host switch and some lady friends we got some salad days of
the la comedy scene talk
and uh we what we do if we ever got fat all coming up on the mailbag
spectacular number six
of the jeselnik and rosenthal vanity project jrvp junior vice president strike
that reverse it
you did it is that am i quoting uh willie wonka the new willie wonka
aaron i feel like that i keep seeing liz is obsessed with it of how bad it is
there's a new trailer for the
willie wonka with timothy chalamet yeah yeah it was in the barbie trailer
strike that reverse it
and like it's so like forced quirkiness it looks like it's gonna be a pile of
shit the new willie
wonka movie i imagine it looks like it's going to suck so hard and the last one
the johnny depp movie
sucked yeah so hard i never watched it because i got such batteries the gene
wilder willie wonka
chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate
is the best movie
ever made it's incredible we we grew up on that one uh if they're gonna reverse
it if they're gonna
redo it it it's not quirky they got to do it with the guy from the bear he's
got the hair and the face
already i mean i don't think i don't think it's like the look that is uh timothy
chalamet's problem
here just the whole vibe of the movie sound looks bad why do you want to see
him when he's young i
hate that with movie like hey you know you love this character what about from
way before
yeah see how they got to the point that you were interested in them i don't
care
i want to see timothy chalamet playing in heat as young al pacino
in heat 2. you know i'm talking about aaron you're laughing like i'm making a
joke i'm not
they want to they want to make it yeah that's right with timothy chalamet as a
young pacino he'd be good
he'd be a good young pacino sure she was a little little dude okay
we stick together they're gonna make a bones and all sequel shut up really oh
yeah swear to god
with timothy chalamet is playing identical twins same thing same like it's it's
the same same guy
are you gonna do a bones and all tour sequel now because people don't know this
but uh when anthony's
talking up how great this tour is the bones and all tour it's an hour straight
deep dive on bones and all
the movie oh you better have seen the film before you come to the show
otherwise you're not going
to know what the fuck is going on yeah yeah aaron made that mistake yep aaron aaron
walked out into
the lobby and read as much of the book as he could before he came back in to
finish off the end and then
he could still kind of grasp if you show up three hours early you can watch
bones and all in a special
screening in the theater with popcorn uh but that's is that true that's the
only way you can
really catch up i don't know i'm excited listen guys come get your tickets get
your tickets that
have not come into your area uh there will be tickets announced for next year
it's going to be a
lot of touring because the writer's strike and the actor's strike will never
end aaron do you hear
anything i know you got your ear to the uh i get you get your ear to the tracks
to the grindstone
what do you hear aaron about the strike give me names i'm here and i'm here in
january you're here
in january is that you used to uh produce george lopez's podcast is this where
you're getting the
information or absolutely not okay you think they want to like get get through
the holidays
and then be like good news 2024 starts off with work i i don't think it's on
the actor's side i think
it's the studio side that's going to hold out that long mm-hmm you think this
do you think the actors
would cave right now if they could no okay you ready for some emails let's do
some emails all right
it's uh it's the fifth time we did this maybe the sixth again this is again
like last time i do not
know i've not seen these emails before i do not know what's happening hold on
let me i'm going to take
a shot and if i hit this if i hit this shot i get to leave right now you're
going to crumple up that
loud ass tin foil thing in front of a microphone for the whole show jesus
so not even close he didn't even make it halfway but i was honestly i was dead
on target and just
didn't it was like the i was like the opposite of when carlton threw up that
brick off the backboard
and fresh prints this is why you didn't even get there it got halfway there
this is why you have
to watch the youtube because you missed if you're listening you don't know what's
going on if you're
watching the youtube you're laughing you're laughing and you're laughing all
right the first questions
from alec best we got a lot of great uh emails appreciate all of you who sent
it to jrvp
junior vice president at gmail.com from now on you can send your emails there
just for next week's
episode next month's episode whatever it is we'll do an email episode again and
we're going to do
mailbags if you want this is like this is just for a mailbag write mailbag in
the subject otherwise
it's fair game for regular episodes but we're going to need to do mailbags
because we're getting busy
busy in a way that doing this podcast makes less and less financial sense for
us for you
why am i wasting my time time is money and when i'm using my time for other
things
it is pouring in this is like what is it like it's like paying to hang with me
and greg
it's like i pay money to have a private bathroom when i live in a place that
has bathrooms
and i've got two bathrooms and a floating toilet in my place that i can use but
instead i pay money to go
to use a bathroom when i'm like why am i doing this that's so bad during covid
i wanted a place i could
go to the bathroom and see my friends yeah i mean you yeah you're hanging out
you didn't make any money
when you came you know and hung out with the kids i enjoy it i enjoyed the kids
were exhausting
immediately but i but i we are growing closer as they get older i feel like it
i feel like i feel less of a
hey pay attention hug me whatever let me get my time in a more of like let's
just spend time together
if you got questions for me i'm happy to answer i'm gonna bust your balls a
little bit
you know they uh they were surprised how tall you were they usually they're not
used to such a tall
figure wow let's get to the emails we've talked for eight minutes here let's
get to the emails alec best
ask uh hey jrvp i have a silly question regarding your significant others if greg
and anthony had to
switch wives or slash girlfriends lee and liz in your case how would that
relationship go whose would
last the longest and what would be the reason for the relationships to end
oh give me the three questions at the end again it was okay well it first it's
okay if we have to
switch wives slash girlfriend how how would it go um i think more important
whose would last the longest
it's clearly listen myself we would vibe we we're we're we're easy we're we're
low-key we have similar
enough interests uh we'd have a good time i think uh we'd be fine i i don't
think you and emma could last
would last long at all it would burn brightly and and go away quickly this is
so funny because this is
this is how a feminist thinks versus how a man who's part of the patriarchy
would think because
you're judging it by how your experience would go you're not even thinking
about liz liz just just
a blank slate i'm the i'm the patriarchy and you're the feminist yes no i'm i'm
judging the vibes and
based what i know and i think she would she would be fine because i'm thinking
about how emma is going to
feel about suddenly getting to move up a couple levels if you know what i mean
emica is going to
be pretty excited if only at the beginning you ever seen the movie indecent
that's what i said burn
brightly and and fade away aaron you ever seen indecent proposal yeah i have
not okay demi more demie
moore woody from cheers they're together they're having some money problems
they run into robert redford
robert redford says hey i'll give you a million dollars for one night with your
wife and they do
it and then things all fall apart you know i think it would be like that sort
of a situation where in
the beginning they're like kind of excited and like oh the reality is bad i
think they would be exciting
and then the reality would set in and it would be even better i think this
would be like i think emica
would be so happy liz would be freaked out you know i think that i'm a fresh
set of legs
you know in in a marriage that's been going on for 10 11 you know 12 15 15
years yeah that was close
that i think i think this benefits everyone now i think i think liz would be
liz would be like not
cool with this yeah you don't get to switch out again well it's in an alternate
universe where this
just sort of it somehow it had to make it obviously but still i think about no
other person you're
thinking about yourself of course you'd like to be with liz greg is always
talking about how he wants
to be with liz aaron am i right i mean constant if i asked you to play a series
of clips of greg saying
that could you even though i'm not going to ask you for that i could cut a
super cut you could do a super
cut yeah what would the reason be for the relationships to end it says because
i i disagree
with you on your emica um you know answer entirely i think she'd be like no
absolutely not
no you know anthony and i we've tolerated each other um because it's a
friendship of convenience uh
now that this is happening no she would just go back to japan that's what she
would she would
leave the whole country yeah she wouldn't try to get you back she would just be
gone now she'd take
i agree it wouldn't last long but i think it would be like a i think it would
be it would it wouldn't
be any one flaw it would be like hey this isn't gonna i'm gonna go do this
while you and the kids do
that and no you cannot come with me kind of thing you know whereas i think liz
would probably be like
hey um this isn't what i signed up for this isn't what i signed up for exactly
all right our next
question is uh the point is i think aaron we can all agree emica is the winner
here right sure and liz
is the loser liz in this situation if from from if we made movies about this emica's
is like a romantic
comedy and liz is like it's like a like a horror movie like the kind that they
only show at midnight
and it doesn't get a rating you know what i mean i'd see that uh next question
is what would you do
for both greg and anthony about a year and a half ago i asked this girl out she
turned him down
uh last month she slipped into a buddy of mine's dms asked him out he said yes
now they've gone out a
few times possibly on the way to a boyfriend girlfriend situation my question
you guys i think
what she did was a total dick move this girl could get any guy she wants but
she chose my buddy i don't
blame him for going out with her considering she's smoking hot but how should i
act a