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The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project / Wrist Full of Bracelets (Full Eps. 232)

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just an amuse-bouche to
anthony and myself disgusting uh discussing a disgusting pastor's
cryptocurrency meeting new
friends and not even feeling a bullet in your brain all coming up in episode 232
of the jeselnick and
rosenthal vanity project jrvp junior vice president and make sure you listen
until the end when greg
will personally apologize for the taylor swift ai images
you know i gotta tell you i'm shocked uh shocked by the nfl weekend um i was
really hoping for
lions ravens and again i am from pittsburgh uh i do not root for the ravens
normally but i think
lamar jackson is a total badass and i was pulling for him despite the rivalry
is your eye okay no but
we could just it's an audio medium except for the youtube subscribe and the
patreon uh i don't know
my contact just has crap in it and i have no no uh no backup plan so i just got
to leave it there
i'm not i'm not making fun of you i'm concerned yeah i'm worried about you but
but it's it's okay
i'm not gonna i'm not gonna harp on it still look at me i'm not going to do
that to you um i was i
again i was very excited about uh not the chiefs again the chiefs their biggest
problem is they've
been so successful they're boring now i don't want i don't want them there uh
and i was really hoping
for the lions i got on an airplane and the lions were up uh big and i thought
okay this is uh this
is going my way i'm sorry the ravens didn't pull it out but at least i get the
lions and then no
so i'm unhappy but and i find myself in a weird position where i am now
defending taylor swift
from the masses i think it's wild and i saw a tweet that said this it's wild
that a country music star
is dating a white tight end from a midwestern city's football team he's like a
future hall of
famer and people are mad like you would think that this is like this is like
central casting scripted
what these people who get mad about things like this would want yeah is a
country music star dating a
a football player on the kansas city chiefs i mean country music star feels a
little outdated to
describe her but i i hear what they're saying sure it it's it's odd uh and
again i do not like her
i'm i'm i'm anti in a in a very uh uh what would you call like i don't really
care i don't care that
much but i don't like her uh but i think it's weird that everyone's so mad well
by everyone you
mean like i don't know it seems like a weirdly republican political thing yes
but but that's the
corner that's very strange like oh you your your stance is like anti literally
the most popular
musician in the world and the most popular sport in our country but i was like
super red blood i don't
they love they would love taylor swift it would be like if he was like if travis
kelsey was like i
like this gun i bought this new gun and everyone's like that's not the right
gun we wanted you to get
a different gun and so we're really mad about the gun you have it's it's odd i
do like the the the
conspiracy theories that uh that he's gonna get down on one knee at uh they're
gonna the chiefs are
gonna win yeah get down on one knee with the super bowl trophy in one hand the
ring in the other
and they will have sex on the field okay that's a conspiracy theory i haven't
heard that one yet
like literally screaming out we're going to disneyland as they climax that's
what i've heard
i don't know i'm not i don't work for the nfl like you do for now yeah i i
haven't heard anything
um the conspiracy ideas are funny to me um because like at what point can we
just uh call people stupid
you know it's like well you can't you can't like the conspiracy ideas that like
what was the aim of
the conspiracy i guess would be my question to get clicks i assume it's all
very online let's get these
clicks no no i mean but what would the aim of the nfl be through this
conspiracy i don't know
yeah there's there's nothing to gain there's nothing to lose it's just like oh
we have something
different today it would be like if if like if greg's eye is is acting wonky on
a podcast i'm
gonna harp on it for that episode because it's different than what we normally
get you know i'll
tell you this right now i'll i'll be honest aaron if taylor swift was in the
room right now just
sitting in the corner we would pan to her we would pan to her occasionally and
see her reaction to
things i said i'd stand up walk over and pan yeah yeah aaron has to physically
pan yeah it's not it's
not bothering anyone i mean we showed tommy devito's parents about 15 times
more per game
than taylor swift i think everyone uh can handle it i'd rather look at taylor
swift and again i it's
the reaction she has is that like that big o face that like oh my god like she's
never seen anything
happen ever before that that does annoy me um but i would rather see her all
day than see um that
the the agent the like the the most italian agent of all time tommy devito's
agent yeah tommy devito's
agent who like came off a pizza box and and and walked it to the sidelines they
were showing him a lot
and that was annoying remember when um what's the quarterback from notre dame
brady yeah brady
quinn brady quinn's his sister was married to like another player i forget his
name aj hawk now
famous for having zero reactions on the pat yes staring straight ahead and she
would wear the half
jersey that was half brady quinn half aj hawk and they panned to her every
after every play
and i hated that more than taylor swift you know what that reminds me of is i
don't know if you saw
this clip but snoop dogg was on the pat mcafee show decided to use that
platform that audience to
announce that he's been in or just he was answering a question it was the first
time anyone had asked
he's in the studio right now with dre working on like a follow-up to doggy
style or whatever like
the first time they've worked together uh in 20 years and that to me was the
ultimate test
that aj hawk will have no reaction to anything i can't imagine how pissed snoop
dogg was like
this is pretty big news if in snoop dogg's world or in recording and it got
zero pop whatsoever like
he brought it out and hawk just just sat there stone-faced i don't think hawk
can hear what's
happening i don't think he can hear what's going on i think he's just like
waiting it's like he's
listening for things to edit later because i've never seen him do anything i
just imagine snoop
dogg like throwing the headphones off afterwards and yelling at his pr agent
and and like you told
me to break this news on this podcast i got nothing from this this meathead dre
has been talking about
snoop drops a new album like every couple of weeks and dre's been talking about
doing shit forever it
never happens he just keeps on working out i uh i didn't really have any
opinions on the taylor swift
stuff other than like it's annoying that people are even annoyed or whatever it's
not a big deal
it's like just come down uh but when they were when they were making out as the
credits were rolling
after the game and like you know she's a very tall woman and in travis kelsey's
like the perfect height
for her just ahead and it's like it almost looked like that uh that famous
night like that 45 picture
of the after uh vj day times square i was like oh this is pretty good you can't
you can't write this
stuff yeah how about the nfl and people are like oh that's why it's more
popular than it's ever been
it's like no people just watch people just watch football the 49ers packers
game had the highest
viewership of all time that did not involve uh taylor swift here's i'm gonna
give you my fix for this
greg and you take it to roger goodell right after the podcast while if it makes
people so upset
that while uh taylor swift and travis kelsey are kissing at any point on the
field that in the
background we put michael sam and uh his current boyfriend i don't know if he
ever got married to
that guy but michael sam and his boyfriend can kiss in the background of the
picture that way it kind
cancels it out do you know what i'm talking about do you remember michael sam i
do remember michael sam
yes kissing his fiancee on at the draft and everyone losing their minds i i do
remember michael sam
i haven't uh heard from a while that would be good they would have to yeah they
could have a nice
weekend in vegas and if they'd be on the field i guess michael sam's still
working out he's gonna
get on a team he's gonna show everybody he's gonna show them all but yeah get
michael sam to
kiss someone in the background of taylor swift and travis kelsey kissing and
then everyone's happy
he just reminded me what happened to carl nasib do you remember him too yeah i
think he's out of
the league i think he had a few more years after that yeah yeah he had a year
too if he can kiss
somebody those two guys if they i'm not gonna make them kiss each other it's
too far but can we get
man tai teo kiss in the air oh no man that has been redeemed man that has been
he gets to kiss
michael sam okay full circle um aaron you got some news i walked in i walked
into the studio today and
like the like a huge door was open and everything's packed up and i'm like what's
going on and they
told me that we're moving studios this might be we've got one more i think in
this one and then we're
moving to the next one yeah okay so this week listen if you're watching on
youtube which you should
be uh that's the free patreon as far as i'm concerned you can watch on youtube
you can see the
end of days for the studio that i railed against for so long until they finally
fixed it not because
i complained but because bill burr was like yeah maybe fix it and then uh and
now we're moving to
a different one it actually looks nice it's nicer than this one wait how come
you went over to see it
but i didn't know they showed me a picture when i walked in and they just
showed me like here's what it
looks like an artist is gonna be oh that's a rendering oh that's gonna look
nothing like that
but we're moving and again if you're on the patreon if you're on the patreon
then you'll be able to
see the studio next week you don't have to wait two weeks okay that's how it's
gonna work and again
people keep talking about the patreon i don't want to subscribe to the patreon
i like my podcast for free
we do this podcast so that we can get every nickel and dime from our fans i
know you have more money
i want it all times are tough give me all your money you don't have to
subscribe to the patreon
you can just go to the patreon and leave a tip we don't get any benefits but we
get some of your
money i have enough money i'm i'm okay financially greg is okay financially but
we want your money
when you agreed to be our fans you signed a contract to give us all your money
give it to us aaron what's the address they can send their money to
no more mail don't give it yeah we've been getting a lot of mail i did
appreciate though anthony you
agreeing that they have to clear everything out of here obviously so we have to
get any any of our stuff
blah blah blah that this place will be totally empty except we're leaving the
