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The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project / Richard Jefferson Airplane (Full Eps. 238)

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getting us off to a crunk start this week before talking about anthony's
international tour
me losing to club shea-shea and licking peanut butter off toes all coming up in
episode 238 of the
jeselnick and rosenthal vanity project jrvp junior vice president what if this
is a past life as well
and we are already something else to each other in our next life who do you
think we are then
anthony really hitting that dance uh i know what that's from that's from past
lives that's past
lives you kind of sounded like greta lee right there what didn't the guy say it
i don't know yeah i think
the guy said that uh i didn't know greta lee was her name but i loved past
lives uh we talked about
i drove you here today uh to the podcast we get to talk a little bit normally
we just come into the
podcast and it's like we haven't talked in a week let's go let's catch up but
we got to catch up a
little bit now we've already had the podcast it's going to be warmed over but
yeah you said you cried
at past lives cried hard at past lives um i wasn't like sobbing uh but it was
and like liz
liz had already seen past lives and so she's like let's watch it again let's
watch it together and
watch it and just like at the like the last 10 minutes just turns and just stares
at me the whole
time and i was like oh you knew this was coming she's like oh yeah i know you i
know what gets you
i think past lives is the only movie that made me cry uh all last year of all
the movies i saw last
year but it was a it was a great great movie i'm i'm loving that you're loving
it and i'm also
wondering what it says about my relationship i can't get emica to watch it
forget even with me
that's doesn't even seem like it's on the table but just just watch it i know
she'll love it okay let
me let me say this uh let me uh educate greg and all our listeners without the
spoilers if you are
a white american man and you are married to an asian woman who left the country
of her birth to come to
america do not see past lives do not watch that movie never see the movie
no spoilers yeah do not do not watch it with emica yeah there are there are
some uncomfortable
moments just watching it alone so i hear you no yeah beautiful movie you and emica
can watch ghost
in the machine and that's it that's the only movie you can watch and have your
marriage be intact but
again beautiful movie go see it i saw that the only movie i've got to see we
talked about this too uh in
the car the only movie we haven't seen of all the uh oscar nominees and winners
is uh you saw oppenheimer
you said yeah we saw it together didn't we like crazy i think we did i think we
did it was a long time
ago but yeah we did see it together um that's a movie you and emica would love
uh to sit down and
watch together but yeah past lives no we haven't seen uh poor things yeah i've
not seen poor things
yeah i'm gonna try to watch it soon again it feels it feels like homework ish
and i love
your ghost lanthema why is that though yeah the first 20 minutes didn't get me
i have to admit i
started it at once and it just wasn't uh wasn't feeling in that moment but it
was last weekend it was
hulu it just wasn't the right time i'm gonna i'm gonna take the time for it i
did watch anatomy of a
fall on on a flight to austin uh or back from austin and that is an amazing
movie anatomy fall uh one of
the best of the year for sure amazing movie i went and saw i went to the tarantino
theater uh the new
bev and saw a death proof midnight showing liz had never seen it it was awesome
uh although i did i do
think i like the shorter death proof the one that was in grindhouse than the
longer uh uncut version but
yeah i don't know about poor things miss me with that it's a whimsical dream
bullshit i hear it's like she's a little kid in a woman's body okay i mean she
won she won for it
yeah i think a short performance i hear it's a show like you're doing the most
you know emma stone
one of our greatest actresses no knock on her everyone thought it was gonna be
lily gladstone
i was hoping for lily gladstone yeah i think emma stone was hoping for lily
gladstone but uh but i
get i get why that movie didn't win any awards why it should have it was
amazing you go up against
oppenheimer like oppenheimer why i would have thought it's a great movie but it's
it's uh i don't know if
you've seen uh killers of the flower moon bit of a bummer bit of a downer film
you know oppenheimer
you get to celebrate the bomb you know you get you get to really stand up and
cheer as a theater
and uh i i i liked oppenheimer a lot i really liked it so it's a very worthy
winner and it's great that
it was so successful it's cool that an original you know movie yada yada you
know made so much money
that that's part of the reason why i won but i i did not leave there thinking
um that would be i'm
surprised like in terms that that that became such a critical mass compared to
bar i thought barbie
might have pulled it off and and could have should have killers of the flower
moon absolutely past
lives anatomy of fall i get why that didn't win it was kind of like a smaller
french movie but they
were all bangers it was a year of bangers it was a year of bangers you were
correct this next year is
gonna be bad the strikes fucked everything up it's gonna be a rough year for
movies i was surprised
death proof didn't get anything didn't get a single mention by the way lily
gladstone
i kind of forgot that she was in reservation dogs because at the time i didn't
i didn't know who she
was me too yeah and i i really love reservation dogs and i i started re-watching
it and her episode of
reservation dogs midway through the second season i almost don't think you need
to watch the rest of
the series to get to that point because they're they're episode she comes in
for one episode and i know
she comes back in the third season too and she fucking kicks like hits it out
of the park like
one of the best episodes of television that you'd ever have so lily gladstone
she's hitting 1000 she's
two for two those are the only two things she's ever done i heard she's not
really native american
putting it out there putting it out there uh otherwise listen anthony just
knocked over his briefcase
water bottle yesterday apparently um listen guys i'm beautiful again last week
i told you not to watch the
youtube and by the numbers you guys listen to me uh this week you can you can
go back i'm beautiful
again i'm rocking the savannah bananas hat i have become obsessed with the savannah
bananas i will
watch any clip of the savannah bananas or the the party animals i i don't i don't
have a favorite like i
listen i'm wearing the savannah bananas hat if you gave me a party animals hat
and it was a new era
size seven and five eights i'd be wearing it wait so is that just their
opponent in every game yes i
think there's one other team i went to the website i looked up there's another
team coming uh but i
think there's just a couple of different teams i i assume that like the party
animals are like kind
of like the uh the washington generals the washington generals exactly but i
don't know if that's the
case anymore savannah bananas are amazing they do like do a backflip to catch
the ball and they get
it right like you would think it would be them just things up like you know you
see a skateboard video
and they're trying to land the trick and they keep messing it up and eventually
they get it savannah
bananas are killing it right out of the gate they are amazing and i'm thinking
about i i went on the
website i'm like i gotta go see a game my manager went to a game took her like
nieces and nephews to a game
last weekend bought me a hat not this one i bought this one for myself she got
me one with the little
the little adjustable thing on the back that's going to liz but i'm thinking
about going to the game
in sacramento in may if i if i do my last show american show of the actually as
you're gonna fly to
sacramento just for the savannah bananas i think so i can't think of any other
reason to fly to sacramento
but i uh i do do i want to get up the next morning after my last show of this
run like i'll have
like you know months off and get on a plane to go and see this i don't know but
i really do want to go
and i would do anything for you savannah bananas get at me get at me i'll just
get hit by a pitch
if that's if that's what it takes what do you think i'll just come up there do
a little dance and then
just get fucking drilled i'll sign a waiver what do you think about people you
know it's they're based in
georgia they just want to go to a baseball game and the savannah bananas are
hitting them with all
this woke stuff you know listen baseball is woke baseball has always been woke
between welcoming jackie robinson with open arms not every team to the boston
red sox famously
painting their faces black to play an entire season in the 1920s i think
baseball has really embraced
world culture also not signing a black player until 1960 13 years later yeah
yeah i mean listen baseball
baseball is woke woke is baseball that they they had to change the name of the
street that fenway park's on
it was always yaki way forever and finally people were just like that guy
sucked he was super racist
let's just get rid of it they got rid of it really yeah when you said that guy
sucked i thought you meant
the black guy they finally signed being like oh what a mistake oh um yeah jackie
robinson i don't know where
where he is now chilling he's been retired uh jack you'll tell you his wife is
still alive which is
i believe it's still amazing and just did that you know ken burns doc a couple
years ago she's still
going strong at like a hundred it sounds it seems like it should be amazing but
it's not when you think
about like oh the country used to be racist martin luther king was assassinated
10 years before i was born
they they just show you black and white photos i just mean it's amazing that
she's still alive
she's like a hundred years old and looks great she's 63.
jackie liked him young this weekend i'm going to i had last weekend off uh i
needed it i got this
weekend i got cincinnati columbus and cleveland coming back to cleveland a
little cleanup action
after the fiasco of uh the cleveland fiasco of 2023 i'll be coming back i'm
excited i always love
cincinnati uh columbus we've we've had a love-hate thing but i'm excited to
come back what do you mean
you got a love-hate thing i just remember my first time ever in columbus
performing at the columbus
funny bone and almost murdering murdering the guy who runs it you've told that
i've never
one somewhat recently now i've never gone back to the funny bone so i was
thinking columbus is that
i do love the people i would not go to a place i didn't like and then cleveland
i'm going to give
you a show and listen if you're in cleveland uh joe mandy is bringing his dad
to the show
to celebrate his dad's birthday so if you see joe mandy with his dad give him a
shout tell him happy
birthday it