Name: The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project / Wrath of Man (Full Eps. 242)
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project / Wrath of Man (Full Eps. 242)' from Anthony Jeselnik on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-04-10. Transcript available.

The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project / Wrath of Man (Full Eps. 242)

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la show an army of
monkeys and a defrauding pastor all coming up as we head towards milwaukee on
episode 242 of the
jeselnik and rosenthal vanity project jrvp junior vice president i'm not a
monkey boy anymore i'm a monkey
man now kiss me kiss me you fool kiss this monkey man
aaron what's that quote from uh monkey man it's from monkey man i don't know if
you've seen the
trailers it's not in the trailers but if you see the movie monkey man that is
that's my favorite part
of the movie was that line uh when he becomes the monkey man now kiss me kiss
me you fool kiss this
monkey man and then they kiss great movie he makes out with the monkey no he's
he's he's the monkey man
when he grows like there's a like i won't spoil it but when he hits puberty
halfway through the film
and becomes the monkey man it is insane every movie should have a scene like
that uh and then
there's a lot of just like a lot of making out yeah i thought it was weird that
they did like
stop action stuff for for the moment he hits puberty but it's pretty cool to
capture that moment
stop action what do you mean by that i don't know like the little stop motion
stop motion yeah like
claim like okay that was the joke i don't know cool cool um look i'm in a
better mood this week than
i was last week but not by a lot not by a lot i uh i got here today and aaron
what was up with
the parking spots just i'm not saying what happened i'm just saying describe
what was going on
in the two spark parking spots that are reserved for us there was a big truck
unloading gear for a
shoot happening yep i pulled in saw a woman standing out in front of it thought
about talking to her
did not backed out parked on the street i'm i'm in the kind of mood where i
have sent my girlfriend
to stay at her place for a couple days until the special taping i'm in the kind
of mood i yell
things i need to be alone i yell things like why the fuck would you think i
would want to listen to
this to the spotify dj when i'm in my car i am deeply deeply unpleasant until i
have gotten on stage
and right after i've gotten on stage like every night i've been getting up to
uh to do shows leading
up to milwaukee i am just locked in i'm not even like mad i'm just dialed in
where i'm mad i'm not
on stage in milwaukee right now this the we're taping this thursday evening the
special is friday
it is tuesday this is tuesday right now i mean i know that i meant to say tuesday
it is 4 24 on a tuesday
um the special taping is saturday i leave thursday uh morning for milwaukee and
like i went to the comedy
store last night to do a show and i walk i get out of my car and i walk by and
someone's like you look
pissed and i go i am and they're like jesus christ it's like it's the open mic
night i'm in the other
room and someone's like oh my god i'm the biggest fan i just go i'm in no
fucking mood and i like mean
it i like say things like this and then i do the set and then i feel great i'm
happy when i'm on stage
everything goes away all this anger inside me leaves and after the set i'm fine
and i go home and i read and i
chill but i'm just like just trying to get to this taping i am just excited
doing the show in los
angeles sold out show at the wilton theater huge deal i like did not feel it i
was i'm still thinking
about milwaukee everyone came backstage afterwards i talked to you talked to emma
could talk to a lot of
people and then afterwards liz texted she's like yeah everyone really loved the
show my friends keep
talking about it i'm like oh yeah it doesn't even occur to me that i did like
had a great sold out
show i'm just like thinking about this special taping if you have tickets to
see me in milwaukee
uh congratulations it's gonna be the best show you've ever seen in your life
the tickets just got
released for the late show i just i just heard from the uh from the people so
if you don't have tickets
you want to go late show uh some tickets have been released and they're the
good ones they're the great
tickets that are like for me we're not using go ahead but first show sold out
uh i i cannot wait i am
chomping at the bit champing at the bit it's champing champing at the bot
chomping at the boat i'm fired up and i'm mad like you're in a much better uh
mood much listen last
time i was furious the whole time until we got to there was a story that made
me laugh but the kid
strangling bunnies was a uh was a fun one i that that cheered me up but yeah i've
just been
i i feel like i'm ready to go fight and i'm just annoyed that the fight's not
here like and i'm
usually not like this but i'm very prepared i'm excited tonight i have a set at
the uh the improv
tomorrow i'm running the hour at the comedy store which is already sold out uh
and then uh and then just
get there and uh the main room and try to chill yeah that's pretty cool for the
people that go to
that you get another la show yeah but in a more intimate in a comedy club yeah
so i'm excited for
those um yeah i'm just locked the in and i apologize to everyone around me in
my life
who has to put up with me for the next uh couple days and i'm hoping that on
when i see you next tuesday
uh that i am in a great mood that i am like you know there's relief there is a
sense of accomplishment
again i still have a couple more weeks of heavy touring to do um but if i'm not
if i'm just if i'm
just this mad next week like proud of the special taping but still angry i am
going to the doctor
to see what's wrong or see what's right maybe something's wrong with you i mean
something's
definitely wrong with me i said it was thursday afternoon it's just i could not
feel more ready
i'll tell you what i'm a little mad about though aaron yeah tell me i've been
trying to get guests
on the podcast i was telling greg we're getting a little stale and i would like
to get guests on
here and aaron was like okay you know billy al madrigal they're like hey guys
get guests on we're
gonna double the numbers we're gonna triple the numbers i've been trying to get
guests i can't get
guests on the show when the set looks like this aaron what i i caught i talked
i spent three hours
on the phone with tucker carlson i spent three and he was like you gotta step
up the game over there
if you want to get tucker carlson and if we got tucker carlson on greg yeah it
would be so funny
it would be so so funny to have him on and he's not going to do it if it looks
like this we need to
spruce up a bunch of shit right like people get on him about the whole you know
trying to end democracy
and all that stuff but do you remember the whole the bow tie bit he used to do
he's still doing it
and it's still funny it's still good you got to get him on the pod aaron
i want tucker carlson on the podcast to talk comedy
we yeah we still have never had a guest unless you count my parents which i do
not well they're kind
of they you know they they talked they were on the mic your mom your mom was a
guest your dad was not
a guest he was there um that you know that that's an exciting development what
if we aaron what would
do because aaron has booked a podcast before he's booked the guest on podcast
yeah where he just does
it himself yep what if we did a segment called who the fuck is this where you
book someone and we
don't know who it is and then we just put them in here and halfway through the
podcast i just turn
and i go aaron who the fuck is this and then we talk to them i like it do you
think i think the
guest would like it i think tucker carlson would get here for that i would i
dream about it if i could
replace greg with tucker carlson and i could replace aaron with uh who's that
fucking loser who's going
through the worst divorce of all time right now uh which one that fucking loser
i don't think he's
still on ben shapiro's network anymore oh my god he's the biggest fucking loser
of all time
peterson no ben shapiro these people all suck but there's a guy oh my god oh my
god i can picture
him he did the change my mind this is great podcast with the mug sitting at the
table outside
trying to argue with college students oh i know who you're talking yeah i know
the i don't know his
name though oh i fucking hate that guy so much i wish i could remember his name
so i could tell
a story about him what is his name i'll look him up look him up yeah it is good
podcasting because
these little bitches these little gossipy bitches like to find out when i talk
to anyone and then
make videos about it and they get views but listen tucker you got to come on
the pod steven crowder
steven crowder i don't even know i've never even heard of that guy so lucky you
see he i mean listen
he's like for the he's like for kids he's like if joe rogan seems too confusing
they like they like
steven crowder and uh steven crowder tried to be a stand-up he was a stand-up
and was the worst stand-up
of all time and then was like on fox news as the funny one and he got fired
because they were like
you're not funny at all uh he and now he's going through like an insane divorce
and losing all kinds
of money it's hilarious but i was at the comedy cellar when he auditioned the
the owner had seen him
on fox and was like i'd like a conservative voice and then i got to watch him
just eat the hottest of
hot dicks for five minutes on the sunday and every time i see him being like
democracy i laugh thinking
about what a loser he is we got to get him on the pod aaron can we cut this as
part of the social for
we gotta get we gotta get tucker and we gotta get what's his name again steven
we gotta get steven
crowder i want steven crowder's wife on the pod with the kids get them all on
here get ben shapiro who's
the one they just fired the black woman uh candace owens get her on the pod stacy
dash on the pod
whitlock jason whitlock that's the one i know i want whitlock on the pod so bad
that would be amazing oh my god aaron get whitlock get all these people on the
pod
and then throw an axe into the room and cut the lights and that'll be the
social media clip
what'd you guys think of the show on saturday friday it was awesome to be there
uh have you
said we listen every time this have you seen the hour before no you hadn't been
to a largo show you
hadn't seen like uh i have not seen the hour before i went with you to the
comedy cellar
maybe three times early comedy store comedy store of course um early when you
were just doing 15 minutes
at a time so i saw bits and pieces i saw a good chunk of your your opening
section and a couple of other
jokes but a lot of it especially the last 30 minutes uh we're all new um it is
the best hour
of your career i was very excited it is awesome as a friend to like to see your
friend maturing and i
know it's important to you like artistically uh to keep topping what you were
doing before and that
that's like a hard thing to do and i thought i thought it was all great the way
it starts i think
is going to be unforgettable for people um and then the back h