Watch or listen to the stand-up comedy special 'Pete Davidson Presents: The Best Friends' (2022) by Pete Davidson on Comedy Buff. Transcript available.

Pete Davidson

Pete Davidson Presents: The Best Friends

It's weird, uh, I was at a Knicks game in December, uh, I call it the before time, December. Um, it was good, it was a good month. It was really good, everything was really chill in December. I remember I went to a Knicks game with, uh, Jon Stewart and, uh, Chris Rock, right? And, uh, yeah, I know, it's a weird thing to go, pfft, at, but, you know, it's not my fault, that's my life now. Um, yeah, everybody just gets mad at me because my life's dope, it's so confusing.
I don't even do anything bad, they're just like, what a dick! You're like, what a... So we go to this game, and I remember it's a very special game, because it's the night that Steph Curry is about to break the, uh, three-point record, right? So me, Jon, and Chris are, like, under the hoop, and... It just so happened that when he took the shot to break the record, he took it, like, over here. So me, Jon, and Chris were just under the hoop, and we photobombed, like, his moment.
Like, he's like this, and if you, like, go over there and then just do that, you see us, like... Like, it's actually, it's not flattering at all. You're just, like, you see, like, three nerds who have never been athletic in their lives, being so excited. And I just think about that night a lot, because it was such a great night, but, like, since then, such horrible things have happened to me and Chris.
Jon Stewart, if you're out there watching, watch your fucking back, bro. You're welcome.