Read this Norm Macdonald joke on Comedy Buff. August 4th is the birthday of the great poet Percy Shelley, jazz great Louie Armstrong, and the day in 1882 that Lizzie Borden grabbed the axe and did her best Paul Bunyan i…

Norm Macdonald joke

August 4th is the birthday of the great poet Percy Shelley, jazz great Louie Armstrong, and the day in 1882 that Lizzie Borden grabbed the axe and did her best Paul Bunyan impression, cleaving her father and stepmother's heads like hot grapefruits because their skulls were split with such precision it is believed her parents were asleep and didn't suffer, so they say.