Read this Harris Wittels joke on Comedy Buff. Alright, so this isn’t that worked out, but this is a true story. One time I said to a guy, uh that I love learning new things. I was like, ‘I’m a bit of an infomaniac.’ And…

Harris Wittels joke

Alright, so this isn’t that worked out, but this is a true story. One time I said to a guy, uh that I love learning new things. I was like, ‘I’m a bit of an infomaniac.’ And he thought I said nymphomaniac. So he fucked me. And I said, ‘no no no, I like info. I’m an INFOmaniac.’ He said, ‘here’s some info: you just got fucked. Clean yourself up.‘