Watch or listen to the stand-up comedy special 'Miami Nights' (2020) by Hannibal Buress on Comedy Buff. Transcript available.

Hannibal Buress

Miami Nights

- Hey, Hannibal, we're watching stand-up on your top. It wasn't funny, man. - That's a little bit immediate. - A little while back, I did this TV show with 2 Chainz called Most Expensiveest Shit. It was cool for me 'cause I got to ask him a very important question. Do you feel pressure to wear multiple chains all the time? Do you feel pressure to wear multiple chains all the time? I feel like that's a solid question.
Here's how he answered the question. - Shut your high ass up. - Shut your high ass up, which, which to me sounds like a deflection and a yes. Don't try to pin this on me being high. Yes, I'm high, but I thought of this shit four years ago. Sober. We finally crossed paths, got to get it off my chest today. 2 Chainz is fascinating 'cause he's very religious and also materialistic. So sometimes he uses his music to ask God for luxurious shit like this.
- Long hair, I don't give a fuck. Last night I prayed that God will make a Bentley truck. Dear God. Dear God, it's me, 2 Chainz, ay. Quick question, you ever thought about making a Bentley, SUV, Bentley truck, God? I'm tired of this sedan, come on, man. Family's growing, need that leg room, that cargo space. Think about it. Bentley SUV, chop, chop, amen. Get on that shit, amen. Chains. Yeah. He prays on his songs all the time.
Sometimes he asks for custom shit like this. Last night I prayed to God and asked for him to make a drop truck. Dear God, it's me again. Two Chains from the Bentley SUV prayer that you didn't answer. Fuck, nigga. Anyways, you ever thought about making a drop top SUV, convertible SUV, God? And I know what you're about to say, but I already asked Exhibit. He says he doesn't do that anymore. So humbly, Lord, I come to you.
Second after Exhibit, of course. You know, there's an order of operations with shit. Think about it though, drop top SUV. Sun in my face, wind in my dreads. Two Chains. Amen, chop chop, and don't come with no Jeep Wrangler shit. That don't count to me. Peace. He won't stop, he is a man obsessed. Laying in the bed and I still got my scimitar. Going on my life. When are they going to make the Bentley truck?
Dear God, when are they going to make the Bentley truck? Lord, why else thou forsake of me, God? I ask you for the Bentley truck on song after song. You do not hear my prayers. God, this is my final request. Uh, just, hey, just set a Google alert for Bentley truck.